Robert Goulet: Quentin Hapsburg
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Quentin Hapsburg : Any final requests, Lieutenant?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Er, yes... Can I have the gun?
Quentin Hapsburg : Ohh no! I'm not going to fall for that one!
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Terence Baggett : [sniffs] What's that smell?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.
[louder]
Lt. Frank Drebin : I love it!
Ed Hocken : [in a van, listening to Drebin] That's the signal, let's go!
[Hocken and his men try to open the van's back doors but they can't because it's been parked right next to a telephone pole]
Quentin Hapsburg : Search him.
[a henchman starts patting Drebin down]
Lt. Frank Drebin : I love it!
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Quentin Hapsburg : Do you gamble?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Every time I order out.
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Quentin Hapsburg : We'll be at the reception. Make sure nothing happens to him while I'm gone. Then, I want the pleasure of killing you myself.
Lt. Frank Drebin : The pleasure is all mine.
[Hapsburg nods, then frowns]
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Quentin Hapsburg : I don't recall seeing your name on the guest list.
Lt. Frank Drebin : Nothing to be embarrassed about. I sometimes go by my maiden name.
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Quentin Hapsburg : Jane and I have seen each other a lot lately. How's my little hell-cat?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Well, that's great. I've been dating too - a nice girl, an author. She wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You probably read her.
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Quentin Hapsburg : I believe you were inquiring about "plan B." That's where we detonate a small nuclear device. Your Dr. Meinheimer can talk all he wants to. No one's gonna be left alive to hear it.
[activating the bomb]
Quentin Hapsburg : I'm the only one who knows the abort code. In exactly ten minutes, this building and everyone in it will be reduced to a pile of rubble. I'll be safely on my helicopter. By this time tomorrow, I'll be hunting rhino in Botswana. What do you think of that, Drebin?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Well, you certainly seem to be in touch with your anger.
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Lt. Frank Drebin : [showing Hapsburg a picture of Hector Savage] Who's this?
Quentin Hapsburg : I wouldn't know.
Lt. Frank Drebin : He's been a bad boy. He blew up a building he shouldn't have, and he's driving a van that's registered in your name.
Quentin Hapsburg : We own lots of vans. One of them was stolen not more than three days ago. Look, Lieutenant, I have nothing to hide.
Lt. Frank Drebin : Maybe so, but I'm warning you, Hapsburg, you so much as sneeze and I'm gonna be there to wipe your nose.
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Quentin Hapsburg : Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.
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Jane Spencer : Frank, this is Quentin Hapsburg of Hexagon Oil Company.
Quentin Hapsburg : Pleased to meet you, Mr.?
Lt. Frank Drebin : Drebin. Frank Drebin. I believe I've used some of your rest rooms.
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Quentin Hapsburg : Gentlemen! Gentlemen! I know you're all worried, and I agree - there's plenty to be worried about. Like this solar power plant. Already operational outside Los Angeles. Photo-voltaic cells. They convert sunlight directly into electricity. Fluorescent - lasts 10 times as long as a conventional light bulb, uses only a quarter of the power. Super windows - insulate as well as 10 sheets of glass. An electric car - partially powered by solar panels. But the truth is, gentlemen, I'm not worried about any of these things. Because no one's ever going to *know* about them.
