Dead Ringers (1988)

Shirley Douglas: Laura, Claire's friend

Quotes 

• Laura : Dear Beverly, dear Elliot. There are those that claim they can't ever tell the difference between them, but not me, dear. It's obvious to me that - well, perhaps before I go and say anything gauche you'd better tell me which one you're seeing.

  Claire Niveau : You mean to say there's two of them?

  Laura : Don't be an ass, dear, of course there are two of them. They're twins, dear, identical twins! My dear, you've gone absolutely pale. Have i said something?

  Claire Niveau : No, no, not at all. Where's that waiter? I want some coffee.

  Laura : Oh, how sick making. I have said something, haven't I?