Robert Prosky credited as playing...
Darnell
- [Will and Dennis are approaching Arnie who has just parked Christine in Will's garage]
- Will Darnell: [to Dennis] I knew a guy had a car like that once. Fuckin' bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes!
- [to Arnie]
- Will Darnell: Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?
- Arnie Cunningham: Yes, sir.
- Will Darnell: And I'm gonna tell you something else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna' butt, you go out in the junkyard!
- Arnie Cunningham: Oh, well I don't sm...
- Will Darnell: [interrupting] Don't interrupt me, punk! Don't interrupt me, don't get smart!
- Dennis Guilder: Uhh, sir?
- Will Darnell: What?
- Dennis Guilder: [points at Darnell's own men who are smoking at a card table] Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop.
- Will Darnell: You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?
- Dennis Guilder: Nah.
- Will Darnell: Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now.
- [turns back to Arnie]
- Will Darnell: You're on probation... you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass! Now you got it? HUH?
- Arnie Cunningham: Yessir, yessir.
- Will Darnell: Good! Now, get the hell out of here, we're closed.
- [Arnie is pulling a worn out, smoking old Christine into Darnell's Do It Yourself garage as Darnell and Dennis look on]
- Will Darnell: 'Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit, you oughta be fuckin' ashamed of yourself.
- Dennis Guilder: I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.
- Will Darnell: You shoulda' tried harder.
- Will Darnell: Look... uhhh... I know you don't exactly have money falling out of your asshole. If you did, you wouldn't be here.
- [pauses]
- Will Darnell: Maybe we can work out some kind of deal... Why don't you sweep up around the place... do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools, shit like that. Do that and you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want. I might even throw in a few bucks.
- Arnie Cunningham: Well, I'll have to think about it.
- Will Darnell: Well, don't think about it too long, I'll throw you out on your fuckin' ass!