Phoebe Cates credited as playing...
Linda Barrett
- Stacy Hamilton: Linda, I finally figured it out. I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex.
- Linda Barrett: Yeah, Stacy? What do you want?
- Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.
- Linda Barrett: You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance!
- Linda Barrett: Did you hear that surfer guy pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?
- Stacy Hamilton: No he didn't. He just called him a dick.
- Linda Barrett: People exaggerate so much around here.
- Linda Barrett: [after Stacy had sex for the fist time] So tell me, do you like Ron?
- Stacy Hamilton: I like Ron. But it hurts so bad.
- Linda Barrett: Don't worry. Keep doing it, it gets a lot better, I swear.
- Linda Barrett: Go for it! He's cute. Just take his order. Look him in the eye. If he says anything remotely funny, just laugh like you've never heard anything so funny. And smile!
- Stacy Hamilton: Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar.
- Linda Barrett: I know. Wait, there are three girls here at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
- Stacy Hamilton: Do you think guys find that more attractive?
- Linda Barrett: Oh, Stacy, please. Give me a break! You are so much prettier than them.
- Stacy Hamilton: Yeah, I know. But, I think they'd be better in bed.
- Linda Barrett: What do you mean? Better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.
- Stacy Hamilton: No. There are, like, variables that I might not be good at.
- Linda Barrett: Like what variables?
- Stacy Hamilton: Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
- Linda Barrett: Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're 15 years old. I did it when I was 13. It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
- Stacy Hamilton: He was hot - wasn't he.
- [first lines]
- Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
- Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?
- Stacy Hamilton: I don't even like the guy.
- Linda Barrett: Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick!