Sudie Bond credited as playing...
- Juanita: Well, you ain't bringin' beer in here.
- Sissy: Could you just, um, turn God off for tonight and have yourself a good time?
- Cissy: Well, you were born and raised in this town too, missy!
- Mona: Yes, uh, yes, but I chose to rise above the attitudes of this small town, while you chose to lay spread over a gravestone and take them inside you!
- Juanita: Mona!!!
- [first lines]
- Juanita: Jimmy Dean? Jimmy Dean! Come on back here to the five-and-dime now, Jimmy Dean. Jimmy Dean, you're out here, I know you are.
- Juanita: Those awful things you said about my Sidney were lies, and I want you to tell everybody they were lies!
- Sissy: Sidney is dead, Jo, so let's just forget it, huh?
- Joanne: Gee, Juanita, I thought this night was dedicated to remembering those days... that made us all what we are today.
- Juanita: You're just one of them perverts, that's what you are!
- Joanne: Well, that's what you always thought I was, Juanita.
- Juanita: Believin' is so funny, isn't it? When what you believe in doesn't even know you exist.
- Juanita: I wonder what made God turn away from me like that.
- Sissy: I just think, um, there's so many people in the world nowadays, it's hard for him to give the personal attention that he used to.
- Juanita: He is a sick boy and should be treated before he grows up into a communist.
- Juanita: You do far too much messing around. I'm going to ask my Friday Bible Club to devote a prayer session to you.
- Sissy: Why dont you pray for them people in China? They need it a hell of a lot more than I do.
- Juanita: We were praying for them, but it didn't seem to do much good. Now we pray for rain.
