Virgil Frye credited as playing...
Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo'
- Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': Did he have one red eye, one green eye, hair like it was taken off a Halloween mask, and a nose like a half-eaten carrot?
- Mrs. Quivel: Yes. He's laying on my bed, making disgusting noises.
- Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': That's no monster, that's my podiatrist.
- Miss Finebum: Let's face it, we're probably immortal.
- Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': Why don't you shoot each other and find out.
- Mr. Hype: You get in my way again, squid brain, and you'll wish your mother had strangled you at birth.
- Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': She tried.
- Dr. Henry Heckyl: First of all I'm going to give you a shot of zilophob. It will help suppress the pain I'm going to have to put you through.
- Lt. Mack Druck - 'Il Topo': I don't feel pain, I'm a cop.