Are You Being Served? (1977)

Andrew Sachs: Don Carlos Bernardo

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Quotes 

• Don Carlos Bernardo : Ah.

  [snaps his fingers] 

  Don Carlos Bernardo : Of course. Tentyhouses! Oh, my English spelling is so bad. Whenever I'm wanting 'T' I'm having a 'P'.

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Remind me to stick to coffee.

• Cesar Rodriguez : Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us.

  [draws revolver] 

  Don Carlos Bernardo : Is that gun loaded?

  Cesar Rodriguez : Of course.

  Don Carlos Bernardo : I am with us.

• Don Carlos Bernardo : The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.

  Miss Shirley Brahms : Thank you!

  [Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]