Richard O'Brien nel ruolo di...
Riff Raff - A Handyman
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Oh, I just love success!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: He's a credit to your genius, Master.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Yes!
- Magenta - A Domestic: A triumph of your will.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Yes!
- Columbia - A Groupie: He's okay!
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: I didn't make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: With a bit of a mind flip...
- Magenta - A Domestic: You're into a time slip...
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: And nothing can ever be the same.
- Magenta - A Domestic: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Like you're under sedation!
- All: Let's do the time warp again!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: [singing] Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
- Magenta - A Domestic: How sentimental.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that we were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading. But, you see, you are to remain here... in spirit, anyway.
- Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist: Good heavens, that's a laser.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.
- Brad Majors - A Hero: You mean, you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
- Dr. Everett V. Scott - A Rival Scientist: You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank-N-Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this... and hello to oblivion.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Hmmm? Coming.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: It's astounding... Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll. But listen closely...
- Magenta - A Domestic: Not for very much longer!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: I've got to... keep control...
- Lips: [last lines; in song] Science fiction... double feature/Frank has built and... lost his creature/Darkness has conquered... Brad and Janet/The servants gone to... a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night... double feature... picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night... double feature... picture show.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: You killed them!
- Magenta - A Domestic: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Hello.
- Brad Majors - A Hero: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: You're wet.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Yes, it's raining.
- Brad Majors - A Hero: Yes.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
- Brad Majors - A Hero: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Oh.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: This way.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Are you having a party?
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
- Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Oh, lucky him.
- Magenta - A Domestic: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
- Lips: [singing] I knew Leo G. Carroll / Was over a barrel when "Tarantula" took to the hills / And I really got hot / When I saw Janette Scott / Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills/ Dana Andrews said prunes / Gave him the runes / And passing them used lots of skills / But when worlds collide / Said George Pal to his bride / I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills...
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: [punishing Riff Raff for letting Rocky get away] How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching!
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: I was only away for a minute... master.
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Well... see if you can find him, on the MONITOR!
- Lips: [singing] Science fiction double feature/Dr. X will build a creature/See androids fighting Brad and Janet/Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet/ Whoa-oh-oh-oh/ At the late-night... double feature... picture show, in the back row.
- Lips: [first lines; in song] Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still / But he told us where we stand / And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear / Claude Rains was The Invisible Man...
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: [when Magenta and Columbia takes of his mummified head and gasps] Oh! Rocky!
- [lets out a guttural grunt]
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: [cackling hen turning the wheel]
- Rocky Horror - A Creation: [singing] The sword of Damocles Is hanging over my head.
- [then grunts]
- Rocky Horror - A Creation: And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the THREAD!
- Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: You IDIOT!
- [kicks Riff Raff in his butt]
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: Master, master... we have a visitor.
- Brad Majors - A Hero: Hey, Scotty!... Dr. Everett Scott.
- Riff Raff - A Handyman: You know this earthling... this person?