Portnoy's Complaint (1972)

Jeannie Berlin: Bubbles Girardi

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• Bubbles Girardi : Is that it?

  Alexander Portnoy : Well, it gets bigger when it gets harder.

  Bubbles Girardi : I ain't got all night, you know.

  Alexander Portnoy : Oh, I don't think it'll be all night.

• Bubbles Girardi : Alright, take it out of your pants. But don't take 'em down. You hear me? Because I told 'em, I ain't doing nothing to no one's balls.

• Bubbles Girardi : Son of a bitch! You got jizzum all over the couch!

  Alexander Portnoy : I got it in my eye! I'll go blind!

  Bubbles Girardi : You got it all over everything. Look at the doilies.

• Bubbles Girardi : Son of a bitch, you can't even come off unless you pull your own pudding. Cheap bastard! Fairy Jew!