Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (1972)

Michael Gothard: Albie

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• Albie : Mrs. Forrest, I think it's time to settle accounts.

  Mrs. Forrest : Yes, of course. But, dear, could you run downstairs first and get me some lunch?

  Albie : Get it yourself, Rosie Miller.

  Mrs. Forrest : "Rosie Miller"? Albie, I don't recall ever giving you permission to call me by my professional name.

  Albie : Rosie, I'm gonna' tell *you* what to do for once. You're gonna' write me a check... for 2,000 pounds.

  Mrs. Forrest : [taken aback]  Two thousand pounds?

  Albie : Then we're gonna' wave bye-bye to you, me and Clarine. Then you can go back to vaudeville or roll-a-hoop... or talk to the spirits all night. Because we won't be around.

  Mrs. Forrest : Albie, you and Clarine wouldn't desert me, leave me alone in this big house after all these years?

  Albie : I'm sure you'll manage, madam. Unless you give me 2,000 quid, Rosie, I'm gonna' have to report to the police that you've become a kidnapper. You've got Katy locked in the nursery, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!

  Mrs. Forrest : [after a stunned pause]  Go get me my checkbook.