Hello, Dolly! (1969)

Danny Lockin: Barnaby Tucker

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Quotes 

• Cornelius Hackl : [infatuated with Irene]  Well, you see, we're two ladies about town and we're looking for a had to Malloy and...

  Barnaby Tucker : We're hats, you see, and we're looking for a lady to Malloy with for the af...

  Cornelius Hackl : [signals Barnaby to be quiet]  We want a hat!

• Cornelius Hackl : Barnaby, you don't know anything about women.

  Barnaby Tucker : Only that we can't afford them.

• Cornelius Hackl : Smile Barnaby.

  Barnaby Tucker : [forcing a smile]  I'm smiling.

  Cornelius Hackl : Look rich, gay, and charming.

  Barnaby Tucker : [a small beat]  I'm looking gay and charming.

• Barnaby Tucker : Holy cabooses!

• Cornelius Hackl : Cornelius Hackl here.

  Barnaby Tucker : Barnaby Tucker here.

  Irene Molloy : Irene Malloy here.

• [upon seeing where they are going to eat] 

  Irene Molloy : How beautiful!

  Minnie Fay : How elegant!

  Barnaby Tucker : [uneasily]  How much?

• Barnaby Tucker : Are you sure this is an adventure, Cornelius?

  Cornelius Hackl : You don't have to ask, Barnaby. When you're in one, you'll know it all right.

• Cornelius Hackl : We're gonna close the store.

  Barnaby Tucker : Close the store?

  Cornelius Hackl : We have to, 'cause some rotten cans of chicken mash are going to explode.

  Barnaby Tucker : Holy cabooses, how do you know?

  Cornelius Hackl : Because I'm gonna light some candles under them.

• Horace : Corneilius Hackl! What are you doing in New York?

  Cornelius Hackl : Oh, I'm just delivering some oats.

  Horace : Delivering some oats? With my former intended? You're discharged!

  Cornelius Hackl : You can't fire me. I quit!

  Irene Molloy : So do I!

  Horace : Barnaby Tucker, you're discharged.

  Barnaby Tucker : You can't fire me. I quit!

  Minnie Fay : So do I!

• Barnaby Tucker : Why are you getting married?

  Horace : Let me tell you something, son. I've worked hard and I've become rich... and friendless and mean. And in America, that's about as far as you can go. It's time to be doing something a little bit fresh. Besides, I need a steady housekeeper.

• Horace : You, Barnaby, I'm promoting you from idiot apprentice to incompetent clerk.

  Barnaby Tucker : Thank you, Mr. Vandergelder.