He & She (1967–1968)

Richard Benjamin: Dick Hollister

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Quotes 

• Paula Hollister : Dick! What are you doing here?

  Dick Hollister : [strange man is hugging him & jumping up & down]  Dancing.

  Paula Hollister : What are you doing home?

  Dick Hollister : Never mind that, who am I doing at home with? Paula, Paula help, get him a Nickolas.

  [stranger pinches his cheeks] 

  Dick Hollister : Uh, he's hurting me.

• Dick Hollister : You did it again, you opened the door.

  [slams door on visitor] 

  Dick Hollister : We're not back home. This is not a small town where everybody loves everybody so you can open the door, this is a big city where everybody hates everybody, so you can't open the door. If everybody loved everybody, then this wouldn't be a big city, it would be a small town. Then you can open the door.

  Paula Hollister : But this is Mr. Simpson, I met him yesterday. I said who was it & he said, 'Mr. Simpson' & sure enough, there he was, Mr. Simpson.

  Dick Hollister : Mr. Simpson who?

  Paula Hollister : Mr. Simpson from the Department of Immigrations.

  Dick Hollister : Open that door.

• minister : May I see the ring?

  Dick Hollister : [deserted by his best man/fireman]  It's on it's way to a fire.

  Oscar North : Here, use mine.

  Dick Hollister : [puzzled]  This is a 'JETMAN' ring.

  Oscar North : With the secret decoder!