The Jokers (1967)

William Kendall: Maj. Gen. Jeffcock

Quotes 

• Maj. Gen. Jeffcock : There's a bomb, dear.

  Mrs. Jeffcock : Where?

  Maj. Gen. Jeffcock : In the jewel room!

  Mrs. Jeffcock : Ah, I thought you meant in here.

• Maj. Gen. Jeffcock : Well, all my men are out.

  Brigadier : All my men are out, too.

  Maj. Gen. Jeffcock : Yes, but your men are at ease. All mine are at attention.

  Brigadier : Well, what does that matter? No one can do anything until the experts get here.