I Dream of Jeannie (1965–1970)

Barbara Eden: Jeannie, Jeannie II, Jeannie's Mother

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• Nelson : How are things going?

  Jeannie : Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.

• Jeannie : Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

• Officer Anderson : You know, this is a one way street.

  Jeannie : I was only going one way.

• Jeannie : Master I have a mother-in-law problem.

  Major Nelson : You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.

• Jeannie : Master is football more important to you than I am?

  Major Nelson : Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.

  Jeannie : And I'm the lemon.

• Jeannie : How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.

  Major Healey : How about scratches?

  Jeannie : Itches are much worse.

• Mrs Winker (house buyer) : How many bedrooms do you have?

  Jeannie : How many would you like?

• Jeannie : All I do is think and blink.

• Jeannie's Sister : You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.