Green Acres (1965–1971)
Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney, Bartender, Buford Wilkins, Prentiss the Peddler
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Quotes
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [after learning Oliver and Lisa are going to be out of town for a few days] While yer away on yer trip, I thought you might like to avail yerself of Haney's Farm Mindin' Service.
Oliver Wendell Douglass : HANEY'S FARM MINDING SERVICE?
Eustace Charleton Haney : Yessir, at Haney's Farm Mindin' Service, for a nom-yew-nal fee we will move into yer house, eat yer food, drink yer likker, and turn away any unwanted relatives that might show up at yer door.
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [trying to hawk some worthless ceramic figurines off and claiming they're valuable] These are gen-yew-wine Siamese Catfish.
Oliver Wendell Douglass : SIAMESE CATFISH?
Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, they're still in the pussy stage.
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house] Make sure you wipe yer feet.
Fred Ziffel : You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!
Eustace Charleton Haney : That's 'cause I don't own a pig farm.