Susan Slept Here (1954)

Horace McMahon: Sergeant Monty Maizel

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• Sergeant Monty Maizel : So, she's a juvenile delinquent. No folks. No relatives. The State's gonna keep her locked up until she's old enough the drink what's *in* the beer bottle.

• Virgil, Mark's Gofer : Take a lot of coffee, don't ya?

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : Only black. It's the cream and sugar that hurts you.

• Mark Christopher : Hello, there.

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : Hi.

  Mark Christopher : I don't think we've met.

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : That's because you never saw me before.

• Isabella Alexander : [snidely]  My father is Senator Rufus D. Alexander.

  Sergeant Sam Hanlon : You'll still have to leave.

  Isabella Alexander : You'll have to carry me out.

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : Hold my cheese sandwich.

  [hands it to Susan] 

  Isabella Alexander : The Senator will have you broken!

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : Ha! A Democrat. He's got his own troubles.

  [picks up Isabella on his shoulder and carries her out of the bedroom] 

  Isabella Alexander : Enough of this! Put me down!

  Sergeant Monty Maizel : I can't hear ya, lady, I've got flat feet.

  [opens apartment door, Virgil enters] 

  Virgil, Mark's Gofer : Isabella, what are you doing up there?

  Isabella Alexander : Wishing I were a Republican!

• Sergeant Monty Maizel : Remember, you guys, she's underage. Lay one hand on her and that's all, brother.