Monkey Business (1952)

Hugh Marlowe: Hank Entwhistle

Quotes 

• Hank Entwhistle : Well, I can only tell you, Mrs. Fulton. If you had been smart enough to marry me instead of...

  [points at Barnaby] 

  Hank Entwhistle : this, you wouldn't be in the kitchen cooking.

  Barnaby : No? Where would she be cooking?

• Bit Boy : Mister, will you play with us?

  Bit Boy : We need a nice tall man to play maypole.

  Hank Entwhistle : I'm sorry, but I haven't time now.

  Little Indian : Don't you like children?

  Hank Entwhistle : Of course I like children.

  Little Indian : Why are you mean to them then?

  Hank Entwhistle : I'm not mean to them.

• Mrs. Edwina Fulton : [on phone]  Hello, Hank.

  Hank Entwhistle : Edwina!

  Mrs. Edwina Fulton : Can you come over to my house?

  Hank Entwhistle : What's wrong?

  Mrs. Edwina Fulton : It's Barnaby. He threw a whole bucket of paint all over me! See!

• Hank Entwhistle : Now look here, double dome. What's the idea of doing something tonight you can do just as well tomorrow?

  Barnaby : I'll get you a drink. You'll feel better.

  Hank Entwhistle : Why can't you be a genius before sundown and a human being afterwards?

  Barnaby : Because I never know in advance when I'm going to be a genius.

• Hank Entwhistle : The language is confusing but the actions are inimitable.