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While battling over their dying father's cracker empire, brothers Theo and Stebe hope a viral marketing campaign will save the company

When Royal Crackers gets removed from school lunch for a more healthy alternative, it polarizes the town. Battle lines are drawn, and the Hornsby's find themselves fighting a war they don't know if they can win.

Complications encountered on Theo's comeback tour force a fixer out of retirement, giving him a chance at a swan's song. Stebe and Deb have the house to themselves and decide to dabble with drug use.

It's time for the annual health inspection of the factory which produces Royal Cracker's most profitable chicken flavored crackers. However, Theodore's hubris has rendered the factory no place for the faint of heart.

When the lead singer of Taint shows up intent on becoming the man of the Hornsby house, Stebe is forced to wrestle with his identity and his unconventional name.

When Deb is nominated for business mom of the year she goes all out to project the appearance of an ideal household. At the same time Matt is lured by the charm of the Dennison family.

It's Theordore's birthday and the day he loathes the most! The Hornsby's throw a birthday party and we get a glimpse of Theodore's past.

Will the Hornsby's fit in with the .1%, the richest people on Earth? Stebe and Deb socialize, Theo falls back into an addiction, and Matt finds love.

The entirety of "Casa the Darby" is a homage to Home Alone, down to the two thieves looking just like the Wet Bandits.

Stebe's creation "Captain Cracker" is left on the cutting room floor while Theo undergoes his nuanced and personal preparation to be the Royal Cracker's headliner at this Year's CrackerCon.

Matt struggles with a choice between two empires one in Craftopia the other in the business world.

In a flashback, Theodore Hornsby Sr. reacts to the people that Al had brought in to taste the crackers by reacting to their criticism where he accidentally cut his hand on the two-way mirror that he broke and later collapses on his way out. After some recurring nightmares involving a large anthropomorphic dog, Stebe plans to resolve this by bring out of retirement the dog mascot Mr. McCracky. During the meeting where this was unveiled, Al suffers from a heart attack. In a flashback, the board of directors have not been pleased with how Theodore has been running the country and his plans to make Hornsby Bridge that will go straight to Catalina Island off the coast of where it's locals are vicious. Theodore states that he plans to develop the Hornsbyland theme park. The board of directors make a negative look-themed vote to have Theodore removed as CEO of Royal Crackers Incorporated. Despite this outcome, Theodore takes Al on a flight to Catalina Island as Al hides the papers that the board of directors gave him offering him to be the new CEO. The airplane is shot down and Theodore and Al fall out of the airplane. Back in the present, Stebe jumps out of the window to avoid the mascot employee's payment request combined with the nightmare. Theo picks up Stebe and they drive off explaining that he had traced the Mr. McCracky stuffed toy that he claimed from a restaurant's crane machine to a location that might hold the answers to them. Back in the past, Theodore and Al survive the fall as they find the pilot getting dragged off by a group of cat-like natives where the pilot is chained to a rock and killed by a strange dog-like beast. They barely avoid them and their dog-like beast that Theodore claims is a "chupacabra" in order to get to the airplane. While hiding in a cave and having found out that the board of directors wanting Al to succeed him, Theodore takes an egg that he found. When they make it to the airplane, Theodore ends up flying it into the "chupacabra" and the dead pilot. Taking the egg out of the airplane, he holds it up as the egg hatches into a baby "chupacabra". Back in the present, Stebe and Theo arrive at the entrance of the sealed off Hornsby Bridge. Al shows up advising them not to cross the bridge as they will not like what they find there. When Stebe and Theo do cross that bridge, they find the abandoned Hornsbyland and some skeletons. In a flashback, Hornsbyland has been developed since the cat-like natives revere Theodore as a god. Al brings a younger Stebe and Theo to him. When a "chupacabra" breaks out, Theodore orders the cat-like natives to take care of it by firing their arrows on it. They also fire arrows on the Mr. McCracky mascot and the patrons as Theodore doesn't want any witnesses. In another flashback, the board of directors praise Theodore's positive action as they enter the elevator. Unfortunately, Theodore had the elevator drop them off on a floor where he has another "chupacabra". Then he advises Al to take his leave as Al enters the same bloody elevator.

Deb's new found love of riding her exercise bike drives a wedge between her and Stebe. Theo's attempt to bond with his father fails, turning him into a vulnerable mess.

Darby can't make time to hang out with Theo because he's got a new girlfriend whom he's infatuated with, even though she might want to murder him.

When a King from half a world away invites the remaining members of TainT to perform for him, Theo, Stebe and Moey D, end up getting ensnared in a spy mission that tests their allegiances to Nu-Metal and puts all of their lives at risk.

After Matt embarrasses the family, Stebe and Theo decide to discipline him the way their father used to, by leaving him to fend for himself in the middle of nowhere.

The Bakersfield Mall grand reopening quickly turns into a bloodbath because there's a haunted escalator that wants to exact revenge on Stebe.

Rachel is tasked with saving the company, but when she's called to a meeting with her family, she has to decide if she wants to save the company, or all of humanity.

Stebe gets sent to white collar prison, where he quickly becomes one of the most popular inmates. However, when Theo gets locked up too, Stebe's position as the "cool guy" comes under threat.

Matt brings home a stray dog that keeps attacking Theodore Sr. Meanwhile, in the past, Young Theodore's empire begins to crumble.