Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories

After Matt Peters exacerbates a natural disaster, he accepts Father Krang's unusual plan to prevent a media circus.

Mild-mannered family man Gary Royce has an...unconventional addiction. Mobster Bobby Bologna has a cure for his problem, but it comes at the price of Gary having to serve the mob as their Sauce Boy, in exchange for receiving the cure for his addiction, a "juice" which must be administered orally several times daily. Gary's duties as Sauce Boy include picking up po'boy sandwiches and dry cleaning for the mobsters, sweeping the bird-durd off the stoop of their social club, and preparing a meatless Italian red sauce (likely a sugo rather than a marinara) each day. Gary's sauce preparation abilities are put to the test when he must prepare spaghetti and meatballs for Mama Pantone, the mob family matriarch, who comes to the social club to sing some songs from the old country for the mobsters.