Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy

Gabriel Iglesias: And speaking of that, I get pulled over by a cop one night, two minutes after coming out of a Krispy Kreme drive-thru. Alright? Don't get ahead of me, watch, I made a left turn instead of making a right, but I wasn't paying attention 'cause I had a box, I was, like,

[gasp]

Gabriel Iglesias: "Oh, you're gonna get it when you get home! Oh, you've been so bad. So...

[female screech]

Gabriel Iglesias: you're gonna get it." I'm not paying attention, I go the wrong way, right?

[rrr]

Gabriel Iglesias: Sure enough,

[siren]

Gabriel Iglesias: [shout] Ohhh! I pull over.

[rrr and screech]

Gabriel Iglesias: Mm. "Later."

[ba-ba-ba]

Gabriel Iglesias: I'm sitting there patiently waiting and the cop is taking forever. I said, "The hell with this, he's taking too long." I grab my box, I put it on my lap, I flipped it open, right? And...

[mmmm]

Gabriel Iglesias: [lascivious chuckle]

[mmm]

Gabriel Iglesias: [high-pitched screeches] Oh, I was gonna get nasty. And just as I was about to tear it up, the cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, "Do you know why I stopped you?" It was too easy. I looked at him and I said, "'Cause you can smell it."

[points to open box of doughnuts and smiles]