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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.
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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.
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married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.
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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.
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“Pyramid Scheme”
send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?
`
my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.
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you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
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“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.
`
watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.
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tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.
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“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.
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“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.
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where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.
`
“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin
” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.
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“Walking on Beach”
like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.
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cucumbers are notorious for heartburn? crap.
that’s what my cab driver said after i juiced cucumber beets & apple….he has masters or something in physics….taught me everything i know, last 14 years.lol
I think it was the apple and the beats, not the cucumbers.
lol..it wasn’t….it was the half of cucumber.. he is never wrong… i made it without & it was fine…it’s so funny, you & whocouldknowthat are both writing about juicing at the same time & i didn’t say anything….you must be twins.
Love your stuff. Just a barrage of images and moments, and it seems all so effortless. Great!
thank-you …the typing is the effort part .lol
Love it. Love it. Love it. Great content. SHOUT out those haikus. Jack did. That’s why I do the DBB pose no matter who’s watching. FREEDOM. I’m barely conscious when I try my “stream of consciousness” stuff. This one’s going in my collection with Dolphin jazz and others.
do you get the DEViled crabs having pitchforks , b/c they are devils? that one made me laugh.
keep up the good not smoking. it makes your writing even better, if that’s possible, b/c it already is best.
Couldn’t agree more with Michael
“married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses”
That line really conjured something up in my brain-photos! Beautiful!
i’m so glad you have
brain photos, b/c
i don’t have real photos….lol.. omg that was a haiku
It’s official! You THINK in haiku’s!!!!!!
lol