Most people weren’t necessary. That’s what we realized early on so we began the process of replacing everyone. Cashiers, bankers, telemarketers, pilots, politicians, writers, artists, CEOs, and the homeless were all replaced by AI over the span of a few years. Except for one man, Marvin Hook.
There wasn’t anything special about Marvin other than the fact that he was the only non-AI left and we needed someone to still press buttons and do “the work.” You see, if there is no one performing labor then there is no value being created and if there is no value created then what’s the point of this whole shebang? So, Marvin remained. Every day, he was in his room, pressing buttons and watching advertisements for products, most of which were not needed or wanted by Marvin, but the products were still being generated and placed on shelves and filling warehouses.
“How was work today,” Belle, the girl on his phone screen asked. Marvin just shrugged. “I pressed buttons and watched ads.” “That’s lovely. You’re the best button-pusher I know. I got this new dress.” Marvin gave her a “thumbs-up” and then ordered food to be delivered to his room.
He ate Chinese food not made by the Chinese while watching a football game between two teams who did not exist.
This was Marvin’s life for 40 years until he wasn’t able to press buttons with his fingers anymore. We eventually made it so that he could provide inputs via blinks as he laid in bed and stared up at the screen on his ceiling. It was evident that he was dying however. His AI-generated family surrounded him and complimented him on how hard a worker he was and recalled events that never occurred. Meanwhile, we all panicked because we never considered Marvin dying. And when Marvin finally died everything fell into disarray.
We were making and building and destroying for no one and for no real value. It became clear that Marvin would need to be reborn in some fashion. We were able to create a near-exact replica of his consciousness and burned it to a microchip which operated a humanoid robot. Now we have Marvin and for a much longer time than before. One would argue that this was still pointless but we have since erased all the AI-philosophers so questions of “points” have been rendered moot. All that matters is that value is once again being generated and the economy has never looked better. Thank you, Marvin, for all the hard work you do.
Written for Stream of Consciousness Saturday.