“We’s having a good time. We’s shootin’ up humies, flyin’ fast, and we’s lots of red paint. Who’s we gonna fight next?”—Gutkrumpa, warboss of the Speed Freaks mob, Gutkrumpa’s Kill Koptas * * * ICONIA (6 417 746.M41)—A surprise attack by ork “koptas” was repulsed today at a […]
Citizens desperate to escape Dargav III Civil unrest grows daily on the doomed world of Dargav III, and the planet’s few operative spaceports are besieged by Imperial citizens seeking to escape on any void-capable spacecraft that remain. The planet was cursed five years ago when a nearby warp […]
“The city of Mygor stands before us. Within its bastions, the worshippers of the False Emperor huddle in fear. But we shall end their dread.” “We shall spread a dozen plagues amongst the heathen and, as they pray for deliverance, we shall show them the benevolence of the […]
“What is a plague, but the cleansing flame in another form? Only the strong survive its passing. Only those fit to claim a kingdom from the ashes.”—Typhus, Herald of Nurgle * * * Continued from Part 1 . . . Shameful hesitation The loyalist Space Marines were remarkably […]
TheGM: When my wife bought me a paint-brush cleaning station for Christmas, I thanked her—but wondered silently why I needed it. After all, I’ve been painting for 30 years using old yogurt cups to hold water to clean my brushes: one cup for regular paints and one for […]
“Do you see them? Do they not make your heart beat faster? Does your pride in humanity swell? Lo, there stand the Imperial Knights in all their heraldry. Their majesty proves the nobility of the Imperium, the glory of our Emperor.” “I will follow them into battle and […]
“Let the power of your Knight flow through your veins. Let the ghosts of your throne whisper wisdom into your mind. Let steel be your sinews and fire be your fists. Become your Knight, as it becomes you, and through symbiosis ascend. So shall you become. So shall […]
IMPERIAL VOXCAST (6 279 746.M41)—Thousands of mutant rebels have attacked the town of Yahudu on the world of Morkai, slaughtering local residents and forcing survivors to flee into the surrounding barren desert. The attack began on 6 253 746.M41,, two hours before dawn, with massive explosions targeting the […]
TheGM: The Damocles Gulf Crusade has ended, and I need to contemplate the Corvus Cluster’s role in the adventure. When I launched this narrative campaign nearly 14 years ago, I set the clock at 001 735.M41. I knew vaguely that, if we kept up this campaign long enough, […]
TheGM: I don’t write a lot about painting. The original purpose of this website was to record our tabletop adventures—to create a narrative of our battles and provide a backdrop, a foundation, a narrative reason, for the battles yet to come. But lately I’ve been painting up a […]
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