Hide Your Wallet: March 10th Release Week
2026-03-10 07:00
Happy Tuesday!
This month is a little spooky, with a couple horror titles on deck. There’s also historical romance and nonfiction. Can you believe there are no contemporaries or romantasies on our list this week?!
What are you excited for? Let us know in the comments!
A Lady for All Seasons
Author: TJ Alexander
Released: March 10, 2026 by Vintage
Genre: Historical: European, LGBTQIA, Romance
From the acclaimed author of Chef’s Kiss and A Gentleman’s Gentleman comes a riotous Regency romp, featuring a charming and unforgettable genderfluid lead.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a woman who has lost her fortune must be in need (not want) of a husband. Beautiful, cunning Verbena Montrose must marry to save herself and her odious family from abject poverty. Fortunately, what she lacks in a dowry, she makes up for in the currency of gossip.
When she hears an alarming rumor about her very dear, very queer friend Étienne that could ruin him, she comes to his aid with a proposal—for a marriage of convenience, that is. But when Verbena discovers that a mysterious and celebrated poet by the name of Flora Witcombe has been publishing verses that hint she is onto their scheme, Verbena has no choice but to pretend to be a poet herself to confront her in a local salon. And—unexpectedly—be charmed by her.
Flora, in turn, is terrified by and smitten with Verbena in equal measure. But she holds a secret of her he is also William Forsyth, a struggling novelist and fifth son of a minor noble family. And if circumstances don’t allow Flora to woo Verbena, perhaps William can. Faced with two suitors and a fiancé, Verbena, who has always had to be clever to survive in society, starts to realize she may need to think outside of society’s constraints to find true happiness.
Elyse: A trans romance with the ticking clock of a marriage of convenience.
Adult Braces
Author: Lindy West
Released: March 10, 2026 by Grand Central Publishing
Genre: Nonfiction
In bestselling author Lindy West’s most ambitious book yet, she takes readers along on an uproarious cross-country road trip as she unpacks her last few tumultuous years, rediscovers herself, and reinvents her marriage in the process.
Through Shrill, the book and then the Hulu series, Lindy West became an inspiration. To this day she is stopped on the street and hailed as a beacon of empowerment by women who felt badly for not conforming to the categories deemed acceptable—thin, straight, compliant. But behind the scenes, Lindy never felt like she was the self-actualized woman fans made her out to be. When she found herself in the throes of a deep depression, with her marriage and sense of self-worth hanging in the balance, she knew she needed to make a change.
In ADULT BRACES, Lindy shares the story of her rock bottom, and of the solo cross-country road trip she took to claw her way out of it. With her trademark candor and sense of humor, she examines her post-Shrill emotional implosion, her shifting feelings about traditional marriage, and her search for her long-lost self. She also tracks the highs and lows of her journey, from eye-opening natural wonders and kitschy roadside attractions to lackluster excursions and campground epiphanies. The result is an engaging and laugh-out-loud narrative of becoming as Lindy transforms from a passenger into the active navigator of her own life.
Lindy West’s newest nonfiction!
The Fox and the Devil
Author: Kiersten White
Released: March 10, 2026 by Del Rey
Genre: Fantasy/Fairy Tale Romance, Horror, LGBTQIA, Romance, Science Fiction/Fantasy
Anneke has a complicated relationship with her father, Abraham Van Helsing—doctor, scientist, and madman devoted to the study of vampires—until the night she comes home to find him murdered, with a surreally beautiful woman looming over his body. A woman who leaves no trace behind, other than the dreams and nightmares that now plague Anneke every night.
Spurred by her desire for vengeance and armed with the latest forensic and investigatory techniques, Anneke puts together a team of detectives to catch this mysterious serial killer. Because her father isn’t the only inexplicable dead body. There’s a trail of victims across Europe, and Anneke is certain they’re all connected.
But during the years spent relentlessly hunting the killer, Anneke keeps crucial evidence to herself: infuriatingly coy letters, addressed only to her, occasionally soaked in blood, and always signed Diavola.
The closer Anneke gets to her devil, though, the less sense the world makes. Maybe her father wasn’t a madman after all. Diavola might be something much worse than a serial killer . . . and much harder to destroy. Yet as Anneke unearths more of Diavola’s tragic past, she suspects there’s still a heart somewhere in that undead body.
A heart that beats for Anneke alone.
Elyse: The cover alone sold me on this book.
Hell’s Heart
Author: Alexis Hall
Released: March 10, 2026 by Tor Books
Genre: Horror, LGBTQIA, Science Fiction/Fantasy
Gideon the Ninth meets Moby Dick in USA Today bestselling author Alexis Hall’s science fiction debut, Hell’s Heart!
Earth is a ruin, and the scattered remnants of humanity scavenge what they can from the stars under the watchful auspices of a grab-bag of collectives, corporations, and churches which are all that remains of what we once called society. Having long exhausted any conventional sources of energy, life in the solar system is now sustained by a volatile, hallucinogenic substance called spermaceti, which is harvested from the brains of vast cetacean-like Leviathans that swim the atmospheric currents of Jupiter.
Finding herself with no money and little to occupy her groundside, the narrator (“I”) takes a commission aboard the hunter-barque Pequod as it sets out in pursuit of precious spermaceti. Once aboard, however, she finds herself pulled inexorably into the orbit of the barque’s captain, a charismatic but fanatically driven woman who the narrator names only as “A”. As the Pequod plunges ever deeper into the turbulent, monster-haunted atmosphere of the gas giant, the narrator begins to lose herself in the eerie word of Leviathan-hunting and the captain’s increasingly insistent delusions; the only thing that might keep her grounded is the bond she develops with Q, a woman from the wreck of Old Earth whose skin is marked with holographic light and who remembers things otherwise lost.
Alexis Hall has a queer horror release!
Magic and Mischief at the Wayside Hotel
Author: Elizabeth Everett
Released: March 10, 2026 by Ace
Genre: Fantasy/Fairy Tale Romance, Romance, Science Fiction/Fantasy
When a magical hotel appears smack-dab in the middle of the most unmagical of worlds, the last thing the residents expect is to fall in love.
Manager of the Number Five Wayside Inn and World Travel Hub, Pax Nomen has one of the easiest jobs in all the known universes, unless you count the occasional plumbing disaster. When Number Five Wayside gets stranded on a non-magical world, even Pax’s trusty Wayside Handbook can’t help him. How is he going to “reboot” the hotel and keep it on its magical journey?
Josie LaChusia is a single mom experiencing debt, having parenting doubts, and tipping dangerously toward depression when an ad pops up on her phone that an apartment is available in a building she’s never seen before.
Pax needs a new guest to restart his hotel, and Josie needs a nudge to restart her life. In a building occupied by faeries, gargoyles, and a gnome with a bad attitude, two souls from very different places come together to create a home like no other.
The first book in a new series that combines historical romance and the fantastical.
Never Spar with a Viscount
Author: Lindsay Lovise
Released: March 10, 2026 by Forever
Genre: Historical: European, Mystery/Thriller, Romance
Series: Secret Society of Governess Spies #3
The rules are fake a relationship and solve a mystery. That should be easy … right?
Ivy Bennett has escaped the marriage mart once already—by becoming a governess to the new Lord Brackley’s unruly little sisters. Spending her days in the schoolroom and her nights running a secret self-defense class for women, she has absolutely no interest in a husband. So when Ivy is handed a secret assignment by the spymaster known as the Dove, she sees an fake a courtship with the enigmatic Owen Brackley to avoid her conniving father’s attempts to marry her off, complete the mission, and finally secure her freedom. Simple. Until it’s not.
Women across London are succumbing to a strange madness, and they all share a connection to Brackley—the same man who looks at Ivy like he sees right through her and is none too bothered by her lack of ladylike charm. As Ivy gathers gossip like breadcrumbs and dodges increasingly dangerous attempts on Brackley’s life, she realizes two someone wants the viscount gone, and the closer she gets to the truth, the harder it is to tell what’s real and what’s just part of the game.
Lara: With historical romance disappearing from traditional publishing, I am always delighted to read new-to-me authors in this genre. I really enjoyed this book and there’s a full review coming!
You Should Have Been Nicer to My Mom
Author: Vincent Tirado
Released: March 10, 2026 by William Morrow
Genre: Gothic, Horror, Mystery/Thriller
Demons clash with inheritance claims as secrets unfold and violence is unleashed over twelve harrowing hours trapped in a house with the worst thing imaginable: family.
When Papi Ramon, the patriarch of the wealthy Abreu family dies, he gives the family one last message in the will: “One of you is el bacà, the demon that I made a deal with. Get rid of them or you will be damned.” Xiomara, the uncontested favorite of Papi Ramon (and therefore the least liked in the family), watches as everyone dismisses this as the joke of a senile old man and demands the lawyer obtain the previous will Papi wrote.
While the lawyer drives back to his office, a storm breaks out, forcing the entire family—Xiomara’s aunts and uncles and cousins—to remain in the house. And the words of Papi’s will hangs over their heads even heavier than the rain clouds. Over the course of the night, scandal after scandal is revealed to the public about the family. Suddenly a tense few hours of surviving her family turns into a vicious night of recrimination, violence, accusations…and murder.
Xiomara is faced with an impossible task: uproot a demon and somehow kill it or excise the ghosts that linger within her own family.
And the clock is ticking…
Amanda: I’m getting Ready or Not vibes from this and I’m into it. (Also if you haven’t seen the Ready or Not movie, you should! A sequel with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Elijah Wood is coming out this month!)
New World Order
2026-03-10 07:41It was a very smooth speech of course, unruffled, a statesman's speech- but under the glistening, icy surface you could sense the land masses shifting. He was saying that "middle powers" like Australia and Canada should build their strength through co-operation- and move out of the shadow of "the hegemons"- by which he mainly meant the United States. The old order was collapsing and the smarter smaller nations should set about building the new. He didn't mention the sick old man in the White House but the message to him was clear. "We don't trust you any more. We don't need you any more...."
Resident Evil Requiem [2026]
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Daily Happiness
2026-03-09 20:442. I did two store visits in Orange County today and Carla came with me and went shopping (one of the stores is right next to a Book Off) while I worked, so we could just go straight to Disneyland on the way home. We haven't been doing midweek trips as much this year, but a friend of hers is in town for work and this was the best time to meet up. (But since the Food and Wine Festival just started, there's a ton of new menu items to try, so it works out in that regard as well.)
3. Tomorrow I am just doing a store visit at the store near home and then WFH in the afternoon for meetings, so no long drives, which will be nice (especially with gas prices as they are, though I do get reimbursed for the store visits).
4. The weather was about 15 degrees cooler today than yesterday at home and around 20 degrees cooler down in OC. Much nicer than yesterday!
5. Molly has been really into the old cardboard cat house lately for some reason.

2026 Disneyland Trip #13 (3/9/26)
2026-03-09 20:14Since we'd just been to the park a couple days ago and also had had kind of a long day today before getting to the park, we didn't really do much other than have dinner and chat, and then walk around the park and chat, but it was a nice visit.
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Signups Closed
2026-03-09 21:25Matching will be re-run and assignments sent out once the participant has responded or on March 11th 11:59pm UTC, whichever is sooner.
Pick of the Week: Manga and Death Gods
2026-03-09 22:35
SEAN: There are several titles I’ve got my eye on this week, including the Komi Can’t Communicate self-help book. But while buying manga, why not also get M.J. Beasi’s new novel I Was a Teenage Death God? It has the Manga Bookshelf seal of approval.
MICHELLE: While Deep 3 might turn out to be something I like, I’m happiest about the return of Welcome to the Ballroom, this week! I’m sure the prolonged delays will promptly resume, but I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.
ASH: In addition to I Was a Teenage Death God, I’m probably most excited by The Legend of Kamui this week. It’s not a debut, which is what I generally try to highlight, but I’m still thrilled that this series is being translated.
ANNA: I’m going to highlight the josei debut this week, On-the-Job Training, while we have a bit more josei coming out now than many years ago, it is still nice to see new series coming out.
By Yasuaki Mikami and Kinta. Released in Japan as “Maid nara Touzen desu. Nureginu wo Kiserareta Bannou Maid-san wa Tabi ni Deru Koto ni Shimashita” by Earth Star Novel. Released in North America by J-Novel Heart. Translated by Sylvia Gallagher.
I do appreciate that, in a story that features a ridiculously overpowered maid, her friend the incredibly powerful mage, her friend the genius inventor, and her friend the incredibly strong wolf girl, that this is a series that still manages to have its feet firmly on the ground. Sure, it would be a lot of fun to see every single problem defeated through the power of being a really good maid, but that’s not the story the author is trying to tell. We especially see that in the longest part of the book, where our party arrives at a beach resort town that has a significant slum part, and while it would be easy for Nina to magically clean it better and hand out free meals, that won’t solve the underlying problem, which is capitalism. Besides, Nina is also dealing with larger issues. As we see in the second story in this book, she’s got a bit of PTSD.
This is an ongoing narrative, but the book can also be divided fairly easily into four parts. 1) Nina goes to thank the merchants responsible for helping her with the preservative issue at the end of Book 1, only to find they’re going under because of corporate espionage and also their manager is a love-besotted dimwit; 2) Their search for Tien’s parents leads then to a mercenary company that supposedly has lapalunes in their huge mansion… but won’t let them be seen; 3) The beach resort plot I mentioned above; and 4) Nina is accosted by both a noble who wants to make her his “third wife”, and his chief maid, who recognizes Nina has been trained by a “drunken psychopath” (Nina does not deny this), and demands that they have a maid battle! Meanwhile, Nina is finding it harder and harder to hide from whose who want to find her.
There are two really strong parts of this novel. (The weak part is the first story, which needs to rely on everyone being either incredibly dumb or incredibly forgiving or both.) The first is at the end of the second story, where Nina is set up in exactly the same way that she was at the start of the series, and accused of theft. This causes her to come close to a complete nervous breakdown, and I think if Tien hadn’t yoinked her away from there ASAP she would have. Nina tends to think of herself as a maid and has little sense of self, and they need to do something about that or this is going to come up again. The other is at the end of the maid competition, where the other maid claims victory by doing things the fastest, but Nina genuinely wins because she knows being a maid is not about laundry or cooking or errands, it’s about people and how to make their life better. You are a maid, not a robot or a slave.
The book ends with the party being summoned to the Empress, and I suspect there’s only so long that they can avoid having to deal with the main problem of this series: Nina is too valuable to be allowed to happily live her life adventuring with friends. She needs to be chained down somewhere and forced to be brilliant for the state. I look forward to seeing how the author gets out of this bind.
2026 Canada Roles Awards
2026-03-09 20:29
Canada Roles Awards seeks to celebrate the games and art created by the Canadian tabletop Roleplaying Game Industry.
2026 Canada Roles Awards
Continued liveblog as I read Seven Seas’ new print edition of PSOH, and sometimes make comparisons to the original Tokyopop translation.
I’m posting the individual reactions on Mastodon and Bluesky, then rounding them up in the blog. Previous roundups in my PSOH fandom tag. You can pick up the books with my affiliate links here.
When rounding up this post, I expected it to be shorter than the last one…then I actually checked the word count, and it’s almost exactly the same. Commented about fewer panels, but I carried on for longer, so it balanced out.

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Sang Zan's cave and other poll questions
2026-03-10 10:29Who else has found their way into Sang Zan's pillar cave in the last hundred years (assuming another entrance)?
Da Qing (he doesn't remember)
5 (50.0%)
a family of hibernating bears (they had very strange dreams)
7 (70.0%)
Wu Xie, Zhang Qiling, and Pang Zi
6 (60.0%)
Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb, and Puddleglum
2 (20.0%)
Gollum
4 (40.0%)
other
1 (10.0%)
When Ma Gui and Fu You created the Hallows, why did they call them "sacred"/"the Hallows"?
hubris
2 (20.0%)
psyops
2 (20.0%)
the inventions turned out a whole lot more powerful than expected, and they named them as a warning
7 (70.0%)
the Hallows announced how they wanted to be addressed, singularly and collectively
4 (40.0%)
other
0 (0.0%)
How does Zhu Jiu pay off the fight club manager/afford his visits to the hair stylist?
Dixing currency/gold
4 (40.0%)
busking
0 (0.0%)
part-time job in the service industry (he’s always late, but no one dares dock his pay)
1 (10.0%)
he mugs ordinary people
5 (50.0%)
he mugs muggers (not on principle; it just cuts out the middle man)
6 (60.0%)
he has a Givealittle and/or Patreon
1 (10.0%)
other (please specify in comments)
1 (10.0%)
Guardian the drama is
glorious, oh my heart!
6 (60.0%)
the gift that keeps on giving
8 (80.0%)
shut up, it’s perfect!
6 (60.0%)
the fandom is also made of sparkles *blows kisses to everyone*
6 (60.0%)
LOLLIPOPS FOR ALL!!
6 (60.0%)
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2026-03-09 15:49I know better than to go for a blood draw on a Monday especially a Monday when I've just lost an hour of sleep, but it's going to rain all week and then snow. So out I went at 10 new time and came in to a posted 45 minute wait. But I waited, and then waited some more when they called my name because they said the room available was too narrow for me. Told them I could walk without the rollator but they were all No no just wait. And when they called me again I went without my walker just to show them. But the nurse got my vein first try, no having to use the other arm as in December, which is either her being more skilled than the other or my veins being pumped up from my water drinking. Whichever, I am grateful.
Could have done without the two large guys who barged into the elevator before I could get off it as I was leaving. Men, said Jessica. And am now headachy and am going out to dinner with bro and s-i-l tonight, but again, nobody made me get my draw this morning.
Birdfeeding
2026-03-09 13:48I fed the birds. I've seen a few sparrows and house finches.
I put out water for the birds.
In the water jug greenhouses, a few shady wildflowers are sprouting. :D
EDIT 3/9/26 -- My gold curly willow cuttings have arrived! \o/ I have put two in water and one in a pot.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I took cuttings from the older serviceberry tree and a shellbark hickory sapling to put in the willow cups.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I cracked open some peach pits. It was a lot easier than I expected. I found a natural hollow in the concrete step, where I balanced a peach pit on its edge. A seam goes along the sides. I put a flathead screwdriver point into the seam and tapped the handle with a hammer. Most of the peach pits popped apart neatly, releasing the seed. A couple chipped in fragments. I think I got several viable seeds, which I put in a baggie of damp sand. I also bagged up some leftover persimmon seeds. Then I put the baggies in the refrigerator for cold stratification to see if they'll sprout.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I tried using an ax to hack away at one of the saplings in the driveway. I certainly made more progress than I did with the saw. It's slow going, but I might be able to beaver it down eventually. The question is whether I'll have the time and energy for that, with all the other spring yardening to do.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I did a bit of work around the patio.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I did more work around the patio.
EDIT 3/9/26 -- I transplanted a few more snowdrops from the parking lot to the apricot tree.
I am done for the night.

