So today I got to work at 8AM and left at 7:30PM, which is a lot of time! But it was Purim and everything was beautifully decorated, like mad party stuff -- it looked like Christmas but with ALL THE COLORS and masks instead of Santas, I totally stole a gold one and then realized I can't wear it because of my glasses -- and we also got mishlochei manot, sparkly little goody bags with an assortment of candy and chocolate. I didn't see many costumes in the street but there was one Mario Bros Luigi, walking around by work, so that was awesome.

And then in the middle of the day one of the girls put on "I Don't Love You" :D Without any prompting from me :D BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY HEARD ABOUT MCR FROM GLEE AND NOW SHE'S LOOKING THEM UP. I don't know how to pimp bandom bands not in the context of bandom -- how can I show only RESTRAINED ENTHUSIASM -- so that makes me happy :D

AND THEN.

AND THEN BRENDON URIE DECIDED TO START PERFORMING LIKE GERARD WAY


AND THEN HE DECIDED TO SHOW US THAT HE LIKES BEING ON THE BOTTOM. GUYS IT WAS SO HARD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A BOTTOM JOKE AND A DOGGIE STYLE JOKE NO LIE.

LIE. IT WAS NOT HARD AT ALL.

AND THEN HE AND SPENCER SAT IN WHAT LOOKED LIKE DOLL CHAIRS AND STILL SEEMED TOO SMALL TO FIT. BRENDON.

ARE THEY REALLY THIS TINY OR IS IT A REALLY BIG DOLL SET?

AND THEN THEY TOOK A PHOTO THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM A COMING OUT INTERVIEW

YOU KNOW. LIKE THE ONES AT THE EPILOGUE OF THE FIC WHERE THEY'RE IN THE YARD AND THE TODDLER IS PLAYING IN THE INFLATABLE POOL AND THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT PIES.

AND THEN THERE WAS THIS PHOTOSHOOT WHERE NEARLY WITCHES PSYCHO-BRENDON MADE AN APPEARANCE

("Spencer Spencer why is there blood on his shoes? I DID NOT MEAN 'KILL TONIGHT' TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY." BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT'S RYAN'S HACKED UP BODY IN THERE. HIM OR IAN BECAUSE IAN IS SMALL AND WOULD NOT MAKE A NOISE.)


AND THERE WAS ALSO THIS ONE WHERE THEY ARE EITHER BOSS!SPENCER AND ASSISTANT!BRENDON OR ACCOUNTANT!SPENCER AND TEMP!BRENDON OR THEY ARE SPIES MASQUERADING AS PEOPLE WHO REALLY CAN'T PASS FOR SPIES. (OR THEY'RE TELEPATHIS COPS OF COURSE.)


AND THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE WHERE SPENCER ♥__♥


THIS ONE DOESN'T NEED ANY COMMENTS

AND THEN TWO NEW PANIC SONGS LEAKED AND NO ONE TOLD ME

AND THEN I GOT GILMORE GIRLS/MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE (KILLJOYS) FIC FOR PURIMGIFTS

FOR SERIOUS.

So all in all. A happy Purim to anyone who celebrates, happy Holi, and happy week for the rest. I had a nice day.