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( May. 18th, 2020 10:47 pm)
fannish interests post: A crazy-long post describing my interests with bonus artwork. This is the best place to start if you're not sure whether or not we have anything in common.

landing page for new friends: This is access-locked. It's a good place for new people to say "Hi". Comments are screened.

fanfic masterpost: Links to AO3 plus cover art for all of my fic.

commenting policy: short version = All comments are welcome as long as you aren't mean to me or anyone else; comments are never obligatory.

my wish list: This is going to be a hodgepodge of things you could do to make me happy.

Comments are screened, so this is a safe place to say "Hi" if you're shy about commenting publicly.
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( Feb. 15th, 2026 04:10 pm)
I just saw that [personal profile] spikedluv has died (see comments on her most recent entry).

That most recent post sounded happy and normal, but according to the obituary she was gone not long after she posted it. (Her subject line says February 1st and Dreamwidth logged it as posting shortly after midnight on February 2nd and her obituary lists February 2nd as the date of death.)

I didn't really know how to deal with this information. I've never met her in real life. We were not close. She was mainly just a familiar name on my Dreamwidth. Someone who left friendly comments. Making a post about it felt like I would be being unnecessarily dramatic when others knew her much better.

She had mentioned in her "stickied" fandom post that she considered Murder, She Wrote to be her main fandom. I went and looked at her AO3 and opted to click on a Supernatural/Murder She Wrote crossover because that sounded delightful and it ended up having me tearing up just a little.

I decided that posting a fanfic rec is how I'm dealing with this.

This is short and lovely: A Haunting in Cabot Cove
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An old-fashioned ornament of two young girls bundled up in coats and walking side by side is nestled amidst pine boughs.

Snowflake Challenge, #4: Rec The Contents Of Your Last Page

YouTube recommended this to me last night and it was the last thing I watched before bed so I think this counts:



I'm a little sad that a protest song from 1966 still feels so relevant. (YouTube recommended this just after I watched a modern protest song about ICE.)

Also, it's always weird to see John Denver without glasses. His glasses were so iconic, I think of them as a part of him.
Snowflake Challenge: A warmly light quaint street of shops at night with heavy snow falling.

Snowflake Challenge, #2: Pets of Fandom

For a few delusional moments, I thought I'd handle all of these prompts with art and after one quick initial sketch decided that I don't have time or I'll still be finishing these prompts next year. (I literally have art prompts from two or three Octobers ago that I keep saying I'm going to do "some day".)

I think sometimes starting an elaborate project might be a subconscious way of avoiding the project because deep down I know I'm never actually going to do the cool idea in my head.

That said, I do have a very clear idea of what my entry on Pets of Fandom should be.



So, I loved, loved, loved the 2025 Superman movie. I don't know how it landed with the younglings who didn't grow up with Christopher Reeve's Superman as the iconic version, but all of my friends that I've talked to had that same delighted reaction to this movie. It's fully modern and never even does any overt callbacks to the 1978 movie. But it has that same idealistic spirit, leans into the corniness without ever going too far, and just made me very happy. When I first realized the superdog Krypto was going to be in it, I think I cringed just a tiny bit. A CGI superdog was obviously going to drag things down, I thought. But. Oh, it was perfect. The fact that Krypto was a badly-trained chaos vector worked on so many levels. (My sister once had a dog that she always said she was going to take to obedience class when she had time but she never did and the dog eventually treated the entire house like a chew toy. Imagine that dog with super powers.)

If you didn't see Superman and were feeling done with superhero movies after a glut of them in the theater, I urge you to make an exception for the 2025 Superman. It's just so sweet.

A key character moment is when Lois Lane responds in disbelieve that Superman is about to put himself in danger for the sake of a dog. To which, Superman replies, "Yeah, and he’s not even a very good one, but he’s out there alone. And he’s probably scared."
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( Jan. 1st, 2026 01:35 pm)
Snowflake Challenge: A mug of coffee or hot chocolate with a snowflake shaped gingerbread cookie perched on the rim sits nestled amidst a softly bunched blanket. A few dried orange slices sit next to it.

Almost everything I post on Dreamwidth is posted access-locked to my circle, but I am going to try to actually participate in [community profile] snowflake_challenge this year and maybe I can make it a habit to continue posting regularly. I'm making this post public for the duration of the challenge, but I might lock it after January. I'm slightly neurotic about leaving posts public even when they aren't very personal posts. One of the things I like about Dreamwidth is that I'm not that worried about a post going viral here. (I deleted my Tumblr years ago because that platform fed into my neurosis. If I posted something that didn't get much interaction, I'd be sulky about it because it felt like I was being ignored. But then I once posted something political that got a huge number of re-blogs and comments including, of course, from people who disagreed with me, and after that I decided that I preferred being ignored.)


Toad
she/her
In addition to [personal profile] oldtoadwoman , I have an art journal at [personal profile] eye_of_toad , but I haven't posted much this year at all. And I'm [archiveofourown.org profile] oldtoadwoman on Archive of Our Own (but haven't been active there in ages either). Real-life has really worn me down the last few years. I want to squee about fun things, but I'm often lacking the energy or focus to even post about what I've been watching lately.

Watched recently: Wake Up Dead Man (the latest Benoit Blanc mystery), season 1 of Pluribus, and I'm almost caught up on Stranger Things which I'm about to go finish now. And the on-hiatus show that I most want to see concluded is Severance. One annoying thing that stands out, is that I seem to keep getting hooked on things that get dragged out a bit too long with way too long of a gap between seasons. (I like the Benoit Blanc mysteries for being self-contained stories, but all the others try to drag you along for years' worth of cliffhangers.) And I've been going to the movie theater a lot lately. Most recently saw Song Sung Blue which I enjoyed. I've watched all of the variations of Ghosts with the exception of the Greek one, which I haven't found subtitled versions of yet. It started out as a silly sitcom that my sister liked, but for me the most entertaining part is seeing how each country adapts the story to their own culture and history. (My sister and I marathoned the French & Greek series over the holidays.)

I feel like I should be saying more as an introduction, but at the moment my interests are a bit scattered.

Some days I feel too contradictory to even have a personality. I like trying new food (but still go to my old favorites when I can't make a decision). I like going places and having new experiences (yet I often just curl up in my apartment and never see another human being all weekend). I love the idea of reading (but never seem to actually make time to sit down and read). I love to paint and draw (but always put it off until "later" when I'll have more time). I enjoy journaling and writing letters (but keep telling myself I'll catch back up tomorrow). I teach math (but have no guarantee that I'll be offered the same position next school year) and enjoy teaching (except for the 90% of the time when students are just goofing off and not listening at all). I love writing fan fiction (but almost never write anymore because I can't seem to stay focused on one story idea long enough).

I'm also extra prone to sulking in the winter so I'm going to try to use [community profile] snowflake_challenge as motivation to get up and actually type something regularly.
I realized I haven't cleaned up my Dreamwidth Circle (reading list, access list, etc) in ages, so I just went through and un-subscribed and removed access to everyone who hasn't posted anything in a year.

If you are one of those people who actively reads your Dreamwidth but chooses not to post, please leave a comment and ask to be re-added. I've screened the comments so that no one else can see them.

I'm not trying to gatekeep. I'm just trying to trim out the inactive and/or possibly spam accounts.
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( Jun. 30th, 2024 10:53 am)
I deleted some users from my Circle if they were showing up as inactive. But then it occurred to me that I think Dreamwidth only counts you as "active" if you post to your own journal. (I don't think it counts comments when you interact on someone else's journal.) So I'm anxious that I may have cut someone who still wants to read my friends-locked posts.

So, just touching base...

Poll #31496 hello?
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 35

Are you still out there? Do you ...

Post often.
15 (44.1%)

Post occasionally.
13 (38.2%)

Don't post often, but still read and comment
7 (20.6%)

Don't post or comment, but still read.
3 (8.8%)

I'm almost never here and it's a total fluke that I saw this.
0 (0.0%)

Do you ...

Still want to be in my Circle
33 (97.1%)

ticky box!
14 (41.2%)

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Firewhiskeyfic on Dreamwidth


Should I go with a hot-booze theme? Rum in my cocoa? Oh, I should make rum balls to have boozy cookies. (Now I have to look and see if I can still find my recipe.)

Yes, like 300% more planning goes into the booze than the fic.
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I realized I was starting to have trouble finding these because I hadn't been organized about linking to them. The first two rounds, I went back and did a sober-edit and posted them to AO3 (which is probably why I wasn't putting any effort into archiving the original typo-laden versions), but this round [edit: first round of 2022], I've decided that the drunk typos are the funniest part so I'm not bothering to clean it up. Tagged with "master post" so I'll be able to find this again. (One of these clearly involved a lot more alcohol than the others.)

(In reverse order with the most recent at the top.)

 
Firewhiskey Fic
2024 April
Birds & Bees edition
    prompts:
  • Gilderoy Lockhart
  • Sex Ed
  • Honey
  • Birds of a Feather
  • Well-Bred
  • Total Eclipse (of the Heart)

Last Date


fandom/summary: Harry Potter, Ron and dRaco are drunk in a bar and arguing aboutpointless shit
(1,748 words)

 
August 2023 Travel edition FirewhiskeyFirewhiskey Fic
2023 August
Travel edition
    prompts:
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Portkey
  • Sex on the Beach
  • Lost Luggage
  • Sweater Weather
  • Trains, Planes and Automobiles

Sex onna BEach


fandom/summary: Harry Potter, Hogwarts is closed for the summer and the professors have to go somewhere
(1000-ish words)

 
Firewhiskey Fic
2023 April
April Fools edition
    prompts:
  • Fred & George Weasley
  • Riddikulus
  • Court Jester
  • Sex Pollen
  • On Heat/In Heat
  • Tiptoe Through the Tulips

Riddikulus


fandom/summary: Ted Lasso, Jamie doesn't get how fanfic works because he might be too well-adjusted. Roy is not well-ajsted at all. Keely's just won the fukcing lottery.

(2200-ish words)

 
Favorite! Firewhiskey Fic
2023 January
Not-So-Dry January edition

    prompts:
  • Hagrid
  • Forbidden Forest
  • Stripped Bare
  • Cuddling by the Fire
  • Ice and Snow
  • “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”

Save to Archive

edited AO3 version

fandom/summary: Star Trek: Discovery. if you've never seen Discovery, the only thing you need to know is Airiam (minor recurring character) is aan cybernetcally-augmented human who needs to review her memories once a weeke to decide what to save to archive and what to delete. Thta's canon. I don't remember much more than that so most of the details are made up anyway.
 
Firewhiskey Fic
2022 October
Sleepy Hollow edition

    prompts:
  • Nearly Headless Nick
  • Godric's Hollow
  • Jack-o'-lantern
  • Graveyard
  • Harvest Party
  • Bewitch

we could have been
neck-deep in dicks



fandom/summary: Supernatural, headless bodies are turning up in a New England town that Dean can't remember the name of


 
Firewhiskey Fic
2022 July
It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere edition
    prompts:
  • (none, I mean there were prompts but I failed to use any of them)

The LAundromat Scene


fandom/summary: none (original fic), This dude who used to work at the gas station suddenly turned into a woman insurance agent wtih three kids (1,386 words)
 
2022 April Firewhiskey Fic: Most Coherent Firewhiskey Fic
2022 April
Spring Fling edition
    prompts:
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • April Showers
  • Greenhouse 3
  • Wolfsbane
  • Under the Stars
  • Bird's Nest

A Night in the Life of a Perfectly Ordinary Muggle


fandom/summary: Harry Potter, Violet Vickerson is a Perfectlyy Ordinary Muggle, thank you very much (just under 3k-ish words)
 
photo of a bearded due in hat and heart-shaped sunglasses wearing a rainbow pool floatie around his waste. Firewhiskey Fic
2022 January
Dad Bod edition
    prompts:
  • Arthur Weasley
  • Ottery St Catchpole
  • Misuse of Muggle Artifacts
  • Plugs
  • Tinker

Rebecca Welton, Hufflepuff


fandom/summary: Ted Lasso, Rebecca and the boys debate what Hogswarts House they belong in (1k-ish words)
 
picture of dog creepily smiling at camerabook-cover style image of Hermione in a face-maskFirewhiskey Fic
2021 February
Awkward First Date edition
    prompts:
  • Lavender Brown
  • Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop
  • Dirigible plums
  • Amortentia
  • "Oh, to be young and feel love's keen sting."

Witches just want to have fun


fandom/summary: I actually stuck to Harry Potter fandom this round. (Modern-day Hermione going on a blind date in the middle of a Muggle pandemic.) (Almost 4k words. How?!)

Edited AO3 version
 
shirtless Nevillebook-cover style graphic of Muppaphones from the old Muppet ShowFirewhiskey Fic
2020 July
Quarantine edition
    prompts:
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Grimmauld Place
  • "There's only one bed"
  • Devil's Snare
  • Blocked Floo

Twas a dark and stormy night and ther was onl y one bedc (c an we come back and edit titles sober? I suck agt these)

fandom/summary: Muppets! Original drunk summary:
"Michael Sheeln & David Tennat & Mukppts and there is only one bed, nuff said"; "Challenge/Prompts used: 'There's only one bed' (no smut,will not polute yoru brain) + cheater references to all the owther prolmpts" (2.5k words)


Edited AO3 version

Snowflake Challenge promotional banner with image of gingerbread Christmas trees, a silver ball, a tea light candle and a white confectionary snowflake on a beige falling-snowflakes background. Text: Snowflake Challenge January 1-31.

Challenge #1: update your fandom information

I updated my profile and my Crazy-Long Fannish Interest Master Post. (And I updated the profile and created a stickied intro post for my second journal [personal profile] eye_of_toad. The goal is to actually post there this year.)

Challenge #2: set some goals for the coming year

Done. I made a filtered post that got crazy long. The key part of it is just follow-through so I've bookmarked the goal list with the intention of revisiting it in February.

Challenge #3: put some favorite characters into an AU, fuse some favorite canons together, talk about your favorite AU/fusion tropes, or tell us why AU/fusions aren’t your cup of tea.

Crossover stories can really hit the right spot when they are really well done and when you are familiar with both worlds. Sadly, too often I only know one of them and I've learned the hard way that that's never enough. I just end up being confused. As for AUs, they come down to the writing. If the gimmick of the AU itself is supposed to the key point, it feels a little flat. But some authors have magical storytelling skills and even the most outrageous-sounding AUs have depth.

Not counting a Harry Potter/Star Wars drabble, I've written two crossovers that I can think of and they were both for the "into a bar" prompt. (Character X walks into a bar and meets Character Y from a different fandom.) Which means I've literally only written crossover fics that fit the description of my own pet peeve of "just doing it for the gimmick". Crowley from Good Omens walks into a bar and meets Lucifer from Supernatural. Death from Discworld walks into a Stupid Nick's Wing Dump and fails to meet Jason Mendoza from The Good Place. (They met eventually; it was just complicated.)
fic links )

I wish I could think of some good fusion stories to recommend, because I've definitely read some, but I'm just sort of drawing a blank.

Challenge #4: make a list of things that you wish existed in fandom or elsewhere, and/or that you'd like someone to create or do for you.

I want more people to hand-hold me through their squee. Not to be all "back in the good old days" about it (because I *LOVE* the convenience of streaming and downloads and being able to watch things on my own schedule), but we used to be forced to watch shows at the same time so there was organically more discussion. Now someone might recommend something, but that's often the extent of it. You don't have the shared experience. Often people will mention a fandom they are excited about and I'm so unfamiliar with it that I don't even know if they are talking about a comic or a movie or a series or an anime or a book or a video game, stand-alone or series, pro or fanfic? I've had things recommended to me where I don't even know where to start or where to find the thing. (And since there are ton of other things where I can find season 1 on Netflix or whatever, I tend to go down the path of least resistance.)

I moved in with a new roommate this last year, so we actually *are* getting to have the experience where she goes, "What? You've never seen Steven Universe?! We must watch!" and so we've been marathoning that (current through season 4). I introduced her to She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She showed me Ted Lasso. Etc.

I think I need to make the effort to make more "discuss in the comments!" posts about whatever I'm currently watching to try and encourage this, but I'm not just saying "talk to me about the thing I'm currently watching." I'm openly inviting people to sit me down and go, "Watch this! It's awesome!" There are many things that I now love that I never would have watched if someone I trusted hadn't gone, "YOU WILL LOVE THIS THING! SHARE MY SQUEE!!!"

Challenge #5: talk about an idea you wish you had the time / talent / energy to do.

I have plenty of time as I'm only working part time and work-from-home means I'm not wasting part of my day on a commute. So many of my goals are "improve my skills at..." so I while I won't pretend I have all the talent I want, that's not the obstacle, that's the goal. The big thing missing in my life is energy. Absolutely everything feels like too much effort so I'm always saying I'm going to do things "later" and then I spend hours vegetating on YouTube and the next thing I know it's 3AM and I haven't accomplished anything.

I have several original fic works-in-progress that have all wilted on the vine. Enough time has gone by that I can't just sit down and bang out ideas for more scenes. I have to go back and re-read everything and fix all the parts that bug me before I move forward.

I had this idea for an activity book that I mentioned to a friend and she was immediately excited by the idea and said she wanted to help... and neither of us have done anything. (The idea was to make the kind of thing we both enjoyed as kids with coloring pages and riddle pages and mazes and word searches and connect-the-dots, etc, etc.) So far I have a list of ideas for pages and one maze and one word search (and both of those are still in messy draft form).

I've got a lot more of this on my 2022 goals list (Duolingo, Khan Academy math stuff, Khan Academy JavaScript stuff) but it's all personal stuff.

I don't really have any fandom projects to put on the list because I've done a much better job this last year at dodging responsibilities. I finally posted the last fanfic and only have one upcoming (the [community profile] firewhiskeyfic challenge on January 22nd) and I haven't even brainstormed an idea for that one. Usually at this point, I at least have an idea of which characters I want to write about. And I'm releasing myself from the obligation of posting an edited version to AO3. My last two rounds, I've cleaned up the Firewhiskey draft and turned it into a "proper" fic. But honestly... the best part of Firewhiskey is reading the terrible, typo-laden drunk drafts. Why should I burden myself with the obligation to edit it? (If, by chance, drunk-me comes up with a great idea, I might still edit and post it, but I don't have to.)

Challenge #6: create something

I'm gonna cheat and claim the story I wrote for [community profile] firewhiskeyfic since it occurred during [community profile] snowflake_challenge.

Challenge #7: tell us about fandom resources, spaces, or communities you use or enjoy

I'm mainly just thinking of the obvious things everyone knows about like AO3. I guess I'll give another shout-out to [community profile] firewhiskeyfic as it's a fun community for writing drunken smut.

Challenge #8: celebrate a personal win from the past year

I moved to a new apartment which is always a stressful experience and have now fully settled into the new place so I'm still patting myself on the back for that. I filled up a couple more sketchbooks.

Challenge #9: list your Fandom Wrap categories

list )

Challenge #10: rec a fanwork (fic, art, vid, playlist, anything!) you did not create

Let's see, there were a series of really intellectual video essays about She-Ra and the Princesses of Power that I loved. video )
There's a whole series of them (some much longer than this) going into character analysis in more detail. I'm usually not into the meta stuff. (Just let me watch my dumb shows without thinking about them too much.) But... this dumb kids cartoon actually had some serious character growth and was very consistent with weaving the threads together.

Challenge #11: Interact with someone

Challenge #12: tell us who you would recast in a film, tv series or webseries, or maybe someone voicing a cartoon or videogame. Or who would you cast to play a character in a book, comic or maybe even your own fiction!

Ha! I think I accidentally did this one already when I was posting on my image journal ([personal profile] eye_of_toad) earlier this month about how Gwendoline Christie would make a great "Scorpia" from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. (For the record, I think a live-action She-Ra would be a terrible idea so I'm not pushing this, but in my fantasy head-canon Gwendoline Christie would rock that outfit for Princess Prom.)

Challenge #13: share a favorite memory about fandom: the first time you got into fandom, the last time a fanwork touched your heart, wild times with fellow fans (whether on-line or off-line), a lovely comment you’ve received or have left for someone.

So many. I won't be able to do them justice. This merits essays and essays. For a quick one (which I've probably talked about before)... I was able to attend a Discworld convention in Madison Wisconsin that Terry Pratchett attended. He let it be known that it would be his last visit to the U.S. because the hassle of traveling, getting through security and customs, was just too much. There were parts of the weekend that were obviously quite sad. (He talked in detail about his rare form of Alzheimer's, which google reminds me is called "posterior cortical atrophy" and how he was working around it by dictating stories. He also showed the documentary he made about assisted suicide.) He could no longer sign his name, but he still did an autograph line so somewhere around here I have a book with his fingerprint on it. He was just around the convention the whole time, just hanging out with fans, staying to watch the play of Wyrd Sisters, doing multiple Q&As on different topics. It was just a lovely experience and it was especially lovely that it was clear to him how much we all appreciated his work.

Challenge #14: post your pictures of your fandom scavenger hunt results

Look around your current space, whether digital or brick-n-mortar. Post a pic or description of:
list )


Challenge #15: create your own challenge

I'm going to steal the album art idea from challenge #14 because I think that's cool. I always like to add the option to feel free to skip any songs you aren't that into. What are the first three songs that come up in shuffle that you like enough to listen to all the way through?

So in addition to the one I listed first with the scavenger hunt, I got...mine )
I feel old.

My new roommate is a driving instructor and, with current covid precautions, the classroom (rules of the road) lessons are online. Thus unless I have headphones on, I listen to driving safety lectures all day.

roommate to students:
"Picture the steering wheel as a clock. Does anyone know where your hands should be? Now when your parents learned to drive, they were taught to place their hands at Ten and Two, but for the last twenty years we've been teaching drivers to put their hands at Nine and Three. Can anyone guess why?"

me:
*blink blink* Whut?

Like, seriously, they changed this decades ago and I never got the memo.

And the "why" part is pretty important: hands at Ten and Two means likely injuries when airbags are deployed (broken wrists, hands slammed into your face, etc).

I'm making this post public since it counts as a Public Service Announcement for anyone else who didn't get the memo. Which is a good segue to mention that I've created a second journal for public entries (mainly images) to sort of separate out my personal stuff from my fannish stuff. (Because I keep forgetting and posting stuff access restricted that could have / should have been public. Will I get lazy in the future and start muddling private and fannish things up again? Almost certainly. That doesn't stop me from trying.) [personal profile] eye_of_toad There's almost nothing there at the moment, but that's where future icon posts will go.

(I'll still be using this journal for personal posts.)
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( Jul. 4th, 2021 08:40 pm)
What do fans want these days?

I still remember yon olden days when we were excited just to find photos and then for extra joy, do you remember getting .wav files of super-short audio clips? (This was back when watching a show meant finding someone willing to make you duplicates of their VHS tapes.) I've been doing a lot of icons the last few years, but I suspect I'm stuck in a decade in the past when LJ was peak popularity.

Does anyone actually want fannish icons anymore?

Do people even care about screengrabs now that it's so easy for everyone to get ahold of fairly high-quality video. I'm too lazy to write essays of meta analysis.

I mainly just want to squee at people, "Have you seen this cool thing?!"




I'm being very literal with the prompts this year:

Prompt 1: Hades (Cerberus)


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( Jun. 13th, 2021 08:46 pm)
icons for anyone who wants them

oldtoadwoman: Sam Winchester, Supernatural 14x17 (writing Sam SPN)
( May. 30th, 2021 09:16 pm)
I finally got around to posting the drunk fic that I originally wrote for [community profile] firewhiskeyfic ("Awkward First Date" edition) back in February. Written in one sitting and yet it took almost four months to finish editing.

cover art for fanfic, 2021 Feb round of Firewhiskey Fic
title: Witches Just Want To Have Fun
author: [archiveofourown.org profile] OldToadWoman
fandom: Harry Potter, (books/films)
words: 4,574
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( Feb. 19th, 2021 05:18 pm)
I finally tracked down the links for the other Venom art that I did last year:

An Acquired Taste by [archiveofourown.org profile] Bakageta
story: Eddie answers questions,
Venom expands their culinary horizons,
and Dan becomes an armchair nutritionist.

5,167 words, gen

Venom art

Venom art
I did these sometime last year and then forgot all about them. (Pen drawings/watercolor in my sketchbook and then I digitally added the tie-dye background.) The story I drew them for just got posted.

"It Takes a Luminescent View" by [archiveofourown.org profile] Cake_Raptor
story: Venom eats a drug dealer. The drug dealer had something in his pocket.
6,452 words, gen (well, as gen as you can get in a story that involves eating drug dealers and getting stoned off your ass)

2020 Venom art 2020 Venom art
stuff I like/d )   

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( Dec. 3rd, 2020 09:00 pm)
the signpost from M*A*S*H
the M*A*S*H signpost

Was there ever a canon explanation for this signpost? It's all kinds of wrong. Why is Seoul on there twice? Why are Indianapolis and Decatur pointing in different directions and noted as being thousands of miles apart? (Unclear which Decatur, but none of them would be that far from Indianapolis.)

My personal headcanon (which I'm too lazy to verify) is that the signs first went up as a joke by someone who didn't care about the accuracy of distance or direction, but then other people took it seriously and added their own signage with carefully researched numbers (I imagine the direction is still questionable as I picture the sign getting knocked about a lot). For instance, Indianapolis is just about the right distance from Seoul, but almost everything else is completely wrong. (Even Tokyo and Seoul don't seem to be the right distance apart. You would think the props department would have researched that if they were trying to convey the location the series takes place.)

Bonus headcanon: which character is most likely to not understand a joke and add a serious sign with real numbers? Frank Burns is from Fort Wayne Indiana. So I'll claim Ferret Face added the Indianapolis sign.

I'm pretty sure I'm just rationalizing the props department throwing up signs and numbers without any thought to the idea that someday people would by on the Internet asking Google how many miles it is between Tokyo and Seoul to nitpick their sign.
2020-Dec-02, Sketchbook #5

I sketched out the two gingerbread people and then realized they weren't the same size and instead of just erasing one and fixing it, I decided that that one had just had an incident on its way to the cookie sheet that stretched it out so I gave that one a thumbprint on its head.

I used a white Posca pen to get the highlights on the icing. (The highlights on the candy cane are just where I left the paper white.) I tried to use a gel pen for the sugar, but it turned out to be too small to show up so I went back over it with marker. (I also deliberately put a few grains of sugar where they didn't belong. I'm having a lot of fun drawing bad messy cookies.)
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