Friday Fictioneers — Good Money

The keys rested on the stand like cheap relics from past.

“It’s useless junk, Mark,” she said. “I’m going to call the junk movers and have them haul it away.”

“It’s history,” he shot back. “Your grandmother kept it for a reason.”

“She also kept every receipt since the 1950s.”

He lifted one of the chipped white keys. “They’re beautiful. We should display them.”

She shook her head. “Or we could finally let go of things that we don’t want or need.

“Wait, I’m going to list it on eBay,” Mark insisted. “Some sucker will pay good money for it.”

(100 words)


Written for Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ Friday Fictioneers prompt. Photo credit: Lily.

No Theme Thursday — The Dream Catcher

“Ive been having very disturbing dreams lately,” Barry told the old woman sitting in her rocking chair by the fire, her gnarled fingers weaving intricate patterns into a dream catcher. “But I’ll be honest with you, I don’t believe in this old Indian folklore that sleeping with one of these things over my bed will catch and stop my dark and chaotic nightmares of late and transform them into peaceful, serene visions. The only reason I’m here is because my fiancée insisted.”

“These dreams, they frighten you?” the old woman asked.

“Yes, they scare the hell out of me,” Barry said. “They wake me up…at least I think I’m awake…but they continue. One night I was sure someone was pushing my mattress off of my bed frame, but no one was in the room. An another night I sensed someone in my room about to try to kill me, but when I opened my eyes she suddenly disappeared.”

“Son, you may not believe what I’m about to tell you, but dream catchers function as protective talismans. They filter your dreams so that good ones pass through the web and glide down feathers to the sleeper, while bad dreams become trapped in the web until morning light destroys them. The circular shape symbolizes the circle of life, and the beads represent captured dreams,” the old woman said. “But you must believe in the power of the dream catcher to capture your demons before they get to you. If you don’t open your mind to that, it won’t work.” she put down what she was working on, stood up and walked over to a table. She reached for a bag and placed a large, ornate dream catcher that was hanging in front of a window into the bag, and handed it to him.

“I am giving this to you as a gift,” she said, handing him the bag. “Hang it on the wall behind your bed tonight. Do not drink alcohol. Do not partake of any cannabis or hallucinogens. Just close your eyes and drift away. Do that for a week and then come back and if you wish, you can pay me what you think it was worth to you.”

A week later Barry visited the old woman. He handed her seven one hundred bills. “You asked me to come back after a week and pay you what I think it was worth to me,” he said. “Here is a hundred dollars a night for the best seven nights of sleep I’ve gotten in ages. No demons, no evil spirits, no nightmares, no poltergeists. Just beautiful, serene, restful sleep.

“I’m happy, son, that you were able to set aside your skepticism and that you allowed yourself to believe in the power of my dream catcher,” the old woman said, stuffing the seven hundred dollar bills into a small embroidered purse.

When Barry left, the old woman got a smile on her face. PT Barnum was right, she thought to herself. There is a sucker born every minute.


This post was written for Kevin’s No Theme Thursday prompt. Kevin presents us with 20 AI-generated images and we can choose any one and write a post about the image.

Cyber Monday Sucker

Was I smart or was I a victim of the Cyber Monday Hype? I guess time will tell.

This morning, I received an email from my credit card company telling me that it has a special Cyber Monday deal going with Dell computers. I will receive a 10% credit on my card, the email said, upon the purchase of a new computer from Dell. Hmm. 🤔

My current Dell laptop, which I use maybe once a week for the very few things I am unable to do on my iPhone, was purchased in 2016 and it’s showing its age. It’s slow, it has a cracked screen, and it makes strange noises that it never used to make.

My computing needs are modest. I don’t need the speediest chip, a huge amount of RAM, or a giant-sized hard drive. I’m not a gamer so I don’t need a fancy-schmancy, high-end video graphics card. Just the basics.

I found a Dell laptop on Cyber Monday sale for $299 that checked all of my modest boxes. My circa 2016 Dell ran closer to $800 seven years ago, and that was relatively modestly equipped back then. So, between the sale price for the new laptop and the 10% credit from my credit card company, I was, indeed, sucked in.

Of course, by the time I clicked “Purchase,” the tally hit around $450 after I bought a two-year “Premium Plus” service protection package and a few other “necessary” goodies. And, oh yes, California sales tax. It’s supposed to be delivered on Friday.

I’ll probably be spending much of that day moving files from my current laptop to my new one. And then there’s the wild card: Windows 11. My current laptop has Windows 10, and I’ve heard that there’s a bit of a learning curve in order to master Windows 11.

I may be MIA between the time my new laptop is delivered on Friday and when I’ll be back here on WordPress. Wish me luck.

Share Your World — 12/5/2022

Share Your World

Di, at Pensitivity101, is our host for Share Your World each week. Here are her questions for this week.

1. Do you have a favorite outfit you like to wear?

No. I pretty much dress the same way every day: jeans and (in the cooler months) a sweatshirt.

2. What is the worst thing you were forced to wear as a child (school uniforms aside) ?

I honestly don’t remember being forced to wear anything in particular when I was a kid.

3. Do you have a sweet tooth, and if so, are you a chewer, cruncher, or sucker?

I’m not sure I would say that I have a sweet tooth per se, but depending upon what sweet treat I was eating, I could be chewing, crunching, and/or sucking. Let’s take a Tootsie Pop, for example.

I would suck on the hard candy on outside of the Tootsie Pop for a few minutes before I’d get tired of waiting to get to the chocolate-flavored chewy Tootsie Roll candy hidden on the inside of the lollipop, so I would crunch the remainder of the hard candy outer shell with my teeth until I reached the Tootsie Roll candy inside, which I would chew.

4. Do you think you could eat your weight in chocolate?

Maybe over an entire lifetime I will have consumed my weight in chocolate, but not at one sitting, which is what I assume the question implies.

He’s a Sucker

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“He’s the best,” Arianna said when Diane asked her about her new boyfriend. “His name is Daniel, but I call him Lollipop,” she added.

“Lollipop? Why do you call him Lollipop?” Diane asked, a quizzical look on her face.

A far off expression covered Arianna’s face, sort of a dreamy look. “Because he’s a sucker.”

“Because he’s a sucker?” Diane repeated, now really confused. “Isn’t that a bad thing?”

“Oh girl, no,” Arianna responded. “My Lollipop is a really good sucker,” she explained, winking at Diane. “And believe me, honey, that’s a very, very good thing.”

“Oh,” said Diane, hoping that she, too, could find her own lollipop some day soon.


And now for some good, old-fashioned, G-rated fun.