Fandango’s Flashback Friday — March 20th

This was originally posted on March 20, 2018.

MLMM Photo Challenge — Lighter Than Air

The idea was to see how many helium-filled balloons it would take to get a car to fly.

The university’s engineering students found a clunker at a salvage yard and bought it for fifty bucks and then arranged to have it towed to campus. Once there, they removed the engine, the transmission, and the seats. The goal was to make the vehicle as light as possible before attaching the balloons.

One of the students suggesting having a campus-wide “guess how many balloons” contest. They decided to charge fifty cents a guess and the person coming closest to the actual number of balloons would win the proceeds from the contest. Engineering students, though, couldn’t participate.

After selling more than 1,000 chances, the engineering students announced the big day. A huge crowd showed up on the field at the east end of campus.

One helium-filled ballon at a time, the students started attaching them to the vehicle. Ten. Twenty. Fifty. Still no lift. One hundred and nothing. Some of those attending got bored after a few hours and the size of the crowd dwindled.

Finally, after about four hours of painstakingly attaching the balloons to the hollowed-out car, liftoff was achieved. What remained of the crowd started cheering as the car lifted higher and higher off the ground and then, catching a stiff breeze coming from the west, started floating toward the small town just east of the campus.

To the surprise and delight of all those who were witness to the event, the car continued to float over the landscape, passing over the town until it reached the shore, where it continued on its airborne journey and headed out over the ocean, never to be seen again.

As to the number of balloons it took to achieve liftoff, well, let’s just say it was a lot.


Written for this week’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge prompt. Photo credit: Vincent Bourilhon.


Six Sentence Story — Are You Experienced?

Written for the Sunday Six Sentence Story prompt from Girlie on the Edge, where the prompt word is “float.”


In the summer of 1967, Danny sat cross-legged on the burnt orange shag rug in the living room of his one bedroom apartment, a tiny square of blotter acid dissolving on his tongue while a Jimi Hendrix record, “Are You Experienced,” spun lazily and crazily in the background.

At first nothing happened, and he wondered if the dealer in the park who had sold him the LSD had ripped him off.

Then the ceiling began to ripple like a pond struck by a pebble, and Danny felt his thoughts loosen and float gently upward.

Colors thickened and intensified, the guitar notes in the music turned into visible ribbons that started wrapping themselves around Danny, while time stretched like warm taffy.

For a while he believed he finally understood everything — the universe, love, the secret language of wallpaper.

But by morning, the revelations from the previous afternoon and night had faded, leaving only a vague memory, a mild headache, and the quiet suspicion that the wallpaper had been laughing at him throughout the night.


SoCS — Aimlessly Drifting

Our challenge for this week’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt from Linda G. Hill is to use the words “pant,” “pent,” “pint,” “pont,” and “punt.” Use one, use ’em all, use ’em any way you’d like. Bonus points if you use more than one.

This was a tough one, especially since I wasn’t sure what a “pont” is. It turns out that a pont is French for bridge or it could be a South African river ferry boat. And the only use of the word “punt” I was familiar with is when a kicker in American football punts the ball downfield. But a punt can also be a long, narrow, flat-bottomed boat with square ends, commonly used in shallow rivers.

I started to write something about a nervous football punter who was pent up with anxiety because his kicks weren’t very long lately. His coach was pissed and was going to bench the kicker. But I couldn’t figure out how to fit a pont (French bridge or South African river boat) into that storyline.

So it was back to the drawing board for me. I tried thinking outside the box for a stream of consciousness tale about a romance that went sour involving a bridge (pont), a river, and a small, flat boat (punt). Yes, I know it’s a stretch, but here it is:


With my heart in disarray and ribs voicing their protest, I pant heavily while stumbling toward the river’s edge where the willow bends low to share its secrets with the mud. I feel something pent up deep in my chest, like a shout that’s waited too long and grown teeth, something clawing to break out and I recognize this as the place where it all started, near Pont des Tuves, where water flows with both sighs and broken vows.

The metallic taste of that afternoon’s pint of lager lingers still, its warmth contrasting with her icy words while she gazed at me as if I were both submerged in water and engulfed in flames.

The silence surrounds me yet remains broken by the old punt‘s forgotten creaking wood and the wind’s breathless panting through reeds as it chases or flees some unknown pursuer.

I might as well climb in and push off to drift beneath the bridge one final time to see if the water recalls the path which I’ve forgotten because the river never loses its memory, it merely waits in silence like a restrained force ready to overflow.


I fed the first three paragraphs of this tale to ChatGPT and asked it to create an image to illustrate my story. That is the image shown above.

The Magician and His Two Beautiful Assistants

The audience was waiting in anticipation for the magic show to begin. They started to applaud when the curtains opened and the magician and his two beautiful assistants came marching out onto the stage.

For more than an hour, the magician, with the aid of his two beautiful assistants, had performed one amazing feat of magic after the other, and the people in the audience were in awe of his talent.

Finally, the magician thanked the people for coming to his show, took a bow, and then, and with a wave of his baton, his two beautiful assistants suddenly started to literally float several feet above the stage and disappeared into the wings on either side.

Everyone in the theater began to hoot, holler, and clap. They all stood to give the magnificent magician a standing ovation and began shouting for more. But by that time, the magician and his two beautiful assistants had left the stage with a flourish in a fantastical disappearing act.


Written for Greg’s Five Word Weekly Challenge, where the words are: baton | anticipation | magic | marching | float

FOWC with Fandango — Float

FOWC

It’s March 13, 2022. Welcome to Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (aka, FOWC). I will be posting each day’s word just after midnight Pacific Time (U.S.).

Today’s word is “float.”

Write a post using that word. It can be prose, poetry, fiction, non-fiction. It can be any length. It can be just a picture or a drawing if you want. No holds barred, so to speak.

Once you are done, tag your post with #FOWC and create a pingback to this post if you are on WordPress. Please check to confirm that your pingback is there. If not, please manually add your link in the comments.

And be sure to read the posts of other bloggers who respond to this prompt. You will marvel at their creativity.

Friday Fictioneers — The Festival

F9E39B9C-E892-470D-980B-FF4B539E28CBThe Light Up the Lake festival was the highlight of the summer for the townspeople. Nearly everyone in the community would construct a small, handheld, floating craft that held a candle. They’d light the candles and set their crafts on the water and let them float out onto the lake.

It started out small many years ago when the then-mayor came up with the idea. But on this, the 25th anniversary of the first Light Up the Lake event, it was a sight to behold, as the tiny, candlelit crafts nearly filled the entire surface of the lake.

Truly beautiful.

(100 words)


Written for the Friday Fictioneers prompt from Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. Photo credit: Carla Bicomong.

MLMM Photo Challenge — Lighter Than Air

411201FF-4DF3-43BA-B3EF-DD05ECEAA70BThe idea was to see how many helium-filled balloons it would take to get a car to fly.

The university’s engineering students found a clunker at a salvage yard and bought it for fifty bucks and then arranged to have it towed to campus. Once there, they removed the engine, the transmission, and the seats. The goal was to make the vehicle as light as possible before attaching the balloons.

One of the students suggesting having a campus-wide “guess how many balloons” contest. They decided to charge fifty cents a guess and the person coming closest to the actual number of balloons would win the proceeds from the contest. Engineering students, though, couldn’t participate.

After selling more than 1,000 chances, the engineering students announced the big day. A huge crowd showed up on the field at the east end of campus.

One helium-filled ballon at a time, the students started attaching them to the vehicle. Ten. Twenty. Fifty. Still no lift. One hundred and nothing. Some of those attending got bored after a few hours and the size of the crowd dwindled.

Finally, after about four hours of painstakingly attaching the balloons to the hollowed-out car, liftoff was achieved. What remained of the crowd started cheering as the car lifted higher and higher off the ground and then, catching a stiff breeze coming from the west, started floating toward the small town just east of the campus.

To the surprise and delight of all those who were witness to the event, the car continued to float over the landscape, passing over the town until it reached the shore, where it continued on its airborne journey and headed out over the ocean, never to be seen again.

As to the number of balloons it took to achieve liftoff, well, let’s just say it was a lot.


Written for this week’s Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge prompt. Photo credit: Vincent Bourilhon.