
The bus driver stopped the bus, pulled back the emergency brake and ran around to the back of the vehicle. “Monsieur, s’il vous plaît, arrêtez ce que vous faites. Vous ne pouvez pas faire monter cette vache dans ce bus. Ce n’est pas possible,” he yelled, waving his arms.
The man looked at the bus driver and said, “Do you speak any English. I don’t speak French.”
“Oui, yes, I speak English,” the bus driver said. “What do you think you are doing? You cannot put that cow on this bus. It is not allowed and it most certainly will not fit in that door. It is much too narrow.”
“But I must,” the man said. “I have to get this cow to the port.”
“Oh mon Dieu,” the bus driver said, “Tu dois être fou. Monsieur, it is physics. That cow is too wide to fit through that narrow door. You need to get a truck or something used to transport animals. The bus is for people. Remove that cow avant d’appeler la police.”
“You want me to get a bloody lorry?” the man complained as he was backing the cow off the bus. “You bloody French aren’t very hospitable or accommodating are you?”
Written for Melissa’s Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge. Image credit: Henri Roger-Viollet.


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