Polymorphous Perversity

I'm going to kick this inspiration post off. As you know, Bob, I recently wrote an SGA/LOTR fusion for SGA Secret Santa, and I'd love to see not necessarily LOTR details as such, but AUs of a Swords & Sorcery type.

There are two main reasons for this sort of AU (apart from my liking AUs a lot).

( picspam under the cut... )