mail fraud
Once again the Crazy Train has come roaring through my email. A harmless, and nice email from me results in some seriously crazy bullshit in return.
From:Me
Sent: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 1:00 PM
To: X
Subject: Mail
We have been getting some mail for you at our new address. I think when I changed the address for the boys, the post office is now forwarding all mail to us with that last name. Please change your address with the post office so that we no longer get mail for you.
I have a couple of things for you right now, I’ll send them to your mother’s address unless I hear otherwise from you.
Thanks,
Stacey
Sounds reasonable enough, right?
Wrong! Read on, you’ll see all the ways that I’m a mail fraud mastermind!
To: Me
Sent: Thursday, April 4, 2013 7:05 AM
Subject: RE: Mail
You have my address and it is not my mothers. 190 _____________ Road, ________, Maine xxxxxx. I have changed my address with the post office and any subsequent change regarding my mail will need to be corrected by you. There are federal concerns with falsely redirecting and also with tampering with mail and you should rectify whatever you did at once. Any financial matters via mail that are not timely handled by me because of your actions regarding my mail, I will hold you liable for.
Looking Forward 
Kinda makes you want to “accidentally” drop his mail in the shredder, huh?
Yes! Yes it does!
Especially any checks:)
What a dick head.
Ha! You took the words right out of my mouth!
Jerk.
A 1st class jerk even.
See what I did there? I made a mail joke, haha.
Lol! That’s a good one.
Um, only *he* can change his address with the post office, they require a photo id and everything. How do I know this? Because my husband moved out a year ago and his mail still comes here; PO sternly told me I can’t forward his stuff.
Your ex is a moron!
Yes he is. He tells me I’ve done wrong by messing with his address. Then he tells me to fix it. Then he tells me not to mess with his address. Who knows what he really wants. A soul, perhaps?