THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS!
A New release of the classic Windowz series just dropped!
Now with:
New features!
New playable races!
New playable classes!
New zones to unlock!
Cinematography mode!
Dance Studio!
Less bugs!
20% more Sam Hyde!
Customizable backstories!
Customizable backshots!
Neputinian direction!
50% more polygons!
Join us as we publish a new chapter in the legacy of Windowz, neigh, join us hand in hand for the future of gaming.
Starring me, as Dr. Fauci