Hollywood Claws – The Art of Insult

Most of us movie buffs are well aware of how Hollywood works. So it is no surprise that that some of our favorite actors and actresses were clawing at each other over some ole or another, but not just that, they also had real deep hatred towards each other. Enjoy these Zings and Burns from some our favorite motion picture stars.

Who can forget our favorite pair of all times, Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. These two hated each others guts for years and than they went and filmed a movie together. Can you imagine what must have been like on set? 53-18291-joan_death-1405622725“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good …. Joan Crawford is dead. Good!” (Ouch!!!)

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“Bette will play anything, so long as she thinks someone is watching. I’m a little more selective than that.”

“She may have more Oscars … She’s also made herself into something of a joke.”

“Miss Davis was always partial to covering up her face in motion pictures. She called it ‘art.’ Others might call it camouflage—a cover-up for the absence of any real beauty.” (Burn)

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“Joan Crawford—I wouldn’t sit on her toilet!” (DAMN!!!)

“I wouldn’t piss on Joan Crawford if she were on fire.” (DAMN!!!)

“Joan Crawford—Hollywood’s first case of syphilis.” (DAMN!!!)

“She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie.” (DAMN!!!)

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Room With a View III

“There is emotion in the hug, and there is respect and a form of love. Emotion that comes from honesty, respect that comes from challenge, and the form of love that exists between people whose minds have touched, whose hearts have touched, whose souls have touched. Our minds touched. Our hearts touched. Our souls touched. We separate.” ~ James FreyA Million Little Piecesa room with a view

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Meditation in B Minor

This is as it were the key of patience, of calm awaiting one’s fate and of submission to divine dispensation – From Christian Schubart’s Ideen zu einer Aesthetik der Tonkunst (1806) translated by Rita Steblin

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Once Upon a Thorny Crown

“And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.” ― Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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Extract from Blue – Abstract Erotica

They say blue is the color of sadness. They say many things… In the last few weeks many blue days have gone by, nothing of worth to report. Yet, in the midst of all this blue, a darker shade has emerged, an insidious, cut-throat darker shade of blue. It is the color of knowing you are going to be alone once more in your life for an indeterminate amount of time, and that as they say, is that. – Lucianus 2013tumblr_mixwt1HKti1rj8ld3o1_1280

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In Human Form Yet Not Human

Interesting fact about snakes is that if they attack to bite on a prey and they miss, venom is not expelled out of their fangs. Meanwhile men will expel anything as long as there’s a prey in sight, hit or miss.

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Insert Word Here _____

How many times have we tried to express what we felt about someone,  yet words either escaped us, or we simply couldn’t? Here is a nice way to let the other person fill in the doted lines with the word they think we’re trying to use and finally see if we’re both on the same page. Any word is better than silence, so use them. Remember to express yourselves, always…

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Somewhere Between Alone and Lonely III

Lucianus: – Don’t you ever dare tell me what and how I feel! You shall never understand the depth of my loneliness. The hungry void of a bottomless pit, eating me alive piece by piece in this…my miserable existence. Don’t you ever dare to even think you can understand the hole inside where a heart should be, for you have never felt like I have felt, and you have never been betrayed like I have been betrayed! If loneliness is indeed a choice, considering the options, is a damn good one. So, be gone, I have no need for self-righteous imbeciles – you are just as miserable as I am. The only difference is that I acknowledge it.

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Hamam – Turkish Bath / An Erotic Experience in Turkey

“A Turkish bath–that marble paradise of sherbert and sodomy. ” – George Gordon Noel Byron
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Last Day on the Job but NO Office Party

As you well know by now it’s Pope Benedict XVI last day on the job, and as you well know, despite all the funfair of devotees at yesterday’s Papal message outside St Peter’s Square he won’t be getting any “office party” nor cake. Despite the controversies which have plagued this Pope‘s papacy, I must admit one stand out more than anything else. It is his document sent out to all the archbishops around the world instructing them to keep the child abuse cases hidden and to make all possible moves to deal with them in silence with some “internal investigations” if necessary. I wonder if he now, like many other CEOs, will go into the private sector as a board adviser/member, after all he’s very good at concealing and twisting the truth? I’d like to close this short post with a quote by Robin Williams speaking about the Vatican, pedophile priests and the way these cases were always handled; Here’s your check direct from Rome, buy yourself a brand new home! To which I would like to add; If you can’t get away from the law, come to the Vatican and meet Cardinal Law, we will find suitable accommodations for you, so no one can finally sue, If the Hague Tribunal is not enough for you, a good ol’ confession will do!

Vale Pope Dissimulans XVI, vos mos non omittenda!

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Ménage A Trois II

“Play? He didn’t *play*, dear. Trumpet didn’t have a single musical bone in his body. No, Trumpet had an unusually large foreskin. So large, in fact, that he could wrap the entire thing around a Monte Carlo biscuit.” – Bernadette, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert

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Somewhere Between Alone and Lonely

“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” ― Jodi PicoultMy Sister’s Keeper

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Men and Misplaced Confidence

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Yearbook Fail

Yes we’ve all been there, we’ve all seen them, and we’ve all laughed at them. I thought a little collection of my own would make you laugh for the day. Enjoy it…

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Go Ahead, It Won’t Hurt!

“Any punishment that does not correct, that can merely rouse rebellion in whoever has to endure it, is a piece of gratuitous infamy which makes those who impose it more guilty in the eyes of humanity, good sense and reason, nay a hundred times more guilty than the victim on whom the punishment is inflicted.” – Marquis De Sade262763_551959238165787_2015675041_n

“Whipping and abuse are like laudanum: you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.” – Harriet Beecher Stowe

Different Shades of Black and White II

“How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June… If it were only the other way! If it were I who was to be always young, and the picture that was to grow old! For that-for that-I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give! I would give my soul for that!” – Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian Gray Ch. 2

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Male Erotica in Black and White

Kiss you, Touch you, Love you, Want you, Lick you, Need you, Taste you, Feel you, Eat you, Squeeze you, Fuck you, Slowly you… Always you or in other words… I miss you” – Unknown

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Loneliness

“When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for, when nobody needs you, that’s when I think life is over.” ― Audrey Hepburn

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Light and Shadow II / An Intimate Moment Within Myself

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” ― Plato20725_545629835465394_1066811370_n

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Behind The Window

We close ourselves behind walls, made of brick. We erect more walls to keep the outside world out – higher and higher endlessly. Yet reality creeps in from just one single window panel, and at that precise moment, all our world – all our walls, are shuttered forever. – Lucianus 2012

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A Letter Never Sent / Written Yet Not Spoken

The more I think about by feelings, the more I understand they can never be spoken, for they lack any reason and logic in them. They are pure and utter controversial passion. – Lucianus 2012

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Once Upon A Forest – Dare He Not Enter Unless Of Pure Heart

“Forests may be gorgeous but there is nothing more alive than a tree that learns how to grow in a cemetery.” ― Andrea Gibson

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Serious Signs that Graffiti Made Funny

Ok, after much unwanted adrenaline rush this early morning, I decided to do something and who knew msn.com had some gooddies waiting for me. Here are some signs which graffiti actually improved, made them honest and damn right funny. Enjoy them and thank you msn.com, for once you made me laugh… 😛

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Story of my life

There Is NO Apple…

“Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don’t eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting “Gotcha”. It wouldn’t have made any difference if they hadn’t eaten it.’
‘Why not?’
‘Because if you’re dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won’t give up. They’ll get you in the end.” ― Douglas AdamsThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe

I am sure most of you understand what I’m aiming at. Think of it as psychological puzzle, a game. Remember there is no apple, it is only your mind which makes it real thus allowing all the guilt IT implies by simply being. – Lucianus 2012

 

 

Poker Face

How could I play against him and win, when he’s staring at me with those amazing luscious eyes?

 

Liquid Love

As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to man. – Proverbs 27:19

 

After the Drunken Storm of Political Rhetoric – The Day After…the Election

I was lucky enough to come across an old stand-up show George Carlin did a few years back, and even luckier to find a piece where he talks about voting. Now most of you are not aware of my political view, and I’d like to remain it as such. At the same time some of you know how I feel about voting, not just in the US but everywhere in the world. So this is as much for myself, for you my followers of this blog and for my dear friend The AntiNietzsche who has had such an effect on my in recent months on many issues we’ve discussed, you can read his post about voting here and here.

I agree with every single vote George Carlin says in his rant, and it’s absolutely right to determine that since politicians come from us, voted by us, put in office by us, and they fuck us over and over, then why do we complain about them all the goddamn time? We deserve them as much as they deserve us, they come from the same scum we come from, hence we can’t expect them to be different nor better. They say that you are what you eat, by association we can say we have a political class kin to our own selves. Enjoy it.

 

Pedro & Ramon

“It seems to me that the real clue to your sexual orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than your sexual feelings. If you are really gay, you are able to fall in love with a man, not just enjoy sex with him.” ~ Christopher Isherwood

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In The Presence of Perfection (Part 2)

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. – Oscar Wilde

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In The Presence of Perfection (Part 1)

Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it. – Salvador Dali

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Flamingo Papi

“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”  – Eleanor Roosevelt

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When Hurting Really Hurts…

Right after I say…

I say this…

The Egg by Timothy Weir

I’m sure most of you know I’m not a believer in God, actually I try to avoid that name as much as I can for different reasons. Yet, when I read this it spoke to me, not because it was God speaking, but because the message it transcends. As a Karma believer, I’m always reminded what my actions with cause as a reaction, and as much as I try to be good, I end up owning the feelings I feel, thus becoming them. It’s the ego within that doesn’t allow truth to be seen. Enjoy this read as much as I did…

The Egg

By: Timothy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

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Trade

 

I am convinced that China needs to be a strong trading partner with the United States long term. – Chris Chocola
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Green Waters Erotica

“The best sex I ever had was in the shower, pushed against the wall with my lover behind me as the water cascaded from above allowing a sexual frenzy never felt before nor since” – Lucianus 2012

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Blue Waters Erotica

Christianity gave Eros poison to drink: he did not die of it but degenerated into vice” – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Russell Howard – Rhetorical Question of the Day

 

I discovered this guy by accident on YouTube and immediately downloaded his videos. He’s really funny in a quirky kinda way and I like his style. Now the rhetorical question of the day from Russell Howard is; If I stay up all night, do I still get morning breath?

 

100.000 Thank You’s

 

Yesterday my blog reached the 100.000+ visitors. It’s amazing to me that just after 10 months of starting my blog the number of people has just been growing and growing month after month and now 100.000 people from over 164 countries have clicked in one time or another. I want to thank all those who have contributed to my blogs with comments and feedback. The conversations I’ve had in here are a joy to behold since life rarely offers you an opportunity to be in touch with so many people all over the globe and so many ideas and backgrounds which just enrich my daily life. I hope that every individual who has visited has taken something from this blog, everything in it is part of me, everything in it is an extension of my own self, my psyche, my passions and my furies. It’s an expression of self which rarely gets to be seen by those around me, yet people around the world get to. Thank you all.

Fashion Forward – Moving on Up

Never be afraid to do what others are thinking, be proud of your fashion sense, even if it’s just pumps you’re wearing.

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