The Age of Innocence

Ah, the good old days when we thought nothing wrong of something which today would pour public outcry if it were ever published or put on a billboard or even advertised in your Sunday paper. Somehow we lost our innocence, some of us more prematurely than others. I’ll never forget what my friend in 8th grade told me about what happens to a penis when it enters a vagina. He said; it either turns green or purple. He was dead serious about it and a bit scared too, and I wouldn’t blame him. Well, I exclaimed, that will never happen to you with me, it’ll turn bright gold. 🙂
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Know Thyself II

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Save a Penis, Eat Ice Cream

Enjoying this hot weather everyone???

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So WRONG, It’s Actually Funny as HELL

I found this posted on my page this morning by somebody else and had to re-post it here. Now, before people start yelling about how wrong, biased and racist this shot is, please stop to think of a moment in time where you saw something so wrong you couldn’t help but laugh your ass off. Most times it happens when someone we know falls and gets hurt, other times when we see someone dressed so wrong it actually seems right considering whatever said individual was thinking. So, when it comes to laughter and joking, there are no lines. If it doesn’t disturb you it ain’t funny…

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Dildo Mayhem by Zynga

The only game on Facebook where you don’t have to ask you friends to join so they can help you out to reach the next level. Just point and shoot your pink dildo and see if you’re good at getting it into the hole. Hurry up, you’re on a timer pal 😀

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Wrong Place, Right Time

I wonder sometimes who is so lucky as to snap a shot at the right time at the expense of some poor chap who happened to be passing right at that precise moment and make it look like part of the whole picture? Well, watch these shots and let me know in my new series Wrong Place, Right Time. Enjoy it…

For those of you who don’t know this ass, he is Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, you can tell what he got in mind…berlusconi 1

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Learn English – Lost in Translation

We’ve all heard of wacky grandmas  but this poor thing just takes the whole notions into a whole other level, just because she has no idea what she got on. 🙂

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Failed Advertising – When Trying Too Hard

We’ve all seen happen. Many countries try their best to promote new items and in some them it’s not a matter of not trying hard enough but a matter of lost in translation. There are of course those who actually do try way too hard to advertise and catch out attention so we buy the damn thing, but all they achieve is ending up in this post. Enjoy them…6415_117281417314_657297314_2840581_5063387_n

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So Wrong it’s Actually Right

Of course this is part of my lovely and much acclaimed series “Is This Straight Enough for YOU” and I can think of one person of many people out there who will look at these shots and go; damn, that’s just wrong, but it kinda turns me on. So without further ado, lets go to the pics and I got comments to make too. 😀

– Now, our first fashion victim is this gurrl up in here who nobody told she can’t be wearing these leopard-skin tights, with that bling-bling and them shoes. I mean some things are just not meant to be put together and go out, this is not a BOYB Sunday Church outfit gurrl.

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Hey playahs. These white fraternity beer-soaked ass dudes just kill me. There there they are strolling around town, probably pointing to some chick they wanna “hit” and there you go, hand sliding down somebody ass and it all downhill after that. And the best part is, with these kinda guys is like they wake up in the morning going; Dude! I was so wasted last night I don’t remember a thang, what happened? Why am I naked and why the hell my ass is all lubed up and hurts like FUCK?!! – Pretty boys, do us all a favor a denounce Satan and embrace what you are, you closeted thang 🙂
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Now, here we got a very honest, down to earth kinda guy. He don’t wanna be misleading you ladies and he sure as hell don’t wanna take advantage of his dudes, so he put up a sign that, well…says it all. Child you don’t have to suck dick for beer, but if you want some from me, you better be offering a hell lot more. I love honest guys 🙂970734_371858032924017_82889587_n Continue reading

Dick Face

Yes, indeed dick faces they are. This artist decided to do make up, hair styling and add props to these penises just to make funny faces. Now when you tell someone; dick face, show them the pics and so they won’t get mad, they might be even laughing afterwards, unless they’re really dicks…Enjoy them. 😀

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Save a Penis, Eat a Banana

We all have to do our part to better health for ourselves and those around us… . Variety is the key to a great diet.

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Is This Straight Enough for You??? – Give Me an A+ Professor

Give me an A professor. Now, we all know classroom boredom (Paging AntiNietzsche 😉 ), but I’ve never done this in class. On the other hand, I’ve had my big share of under the desk touchy feely and even more, so who am I to judge, right? 😀

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Hell To The NO!!!

Oh Hell Nahh!! U ain’t Gonnnn tayk anothuh shot at me, u asshole. Nuff wit here-here kitteee kittee, goe tayk uh shot O” anothuh poosaayy, bitch!

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At least that’s what a ghetto ass cat would say and I’m sure Lodisha Marie Brown-Sugar Jackson and Shirley Q Liquor would agree 🙂

Overconfidence – When Reason Has Left the Bulding

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WHORE – You Don’t Know Me…

Call me a slut; call me a whore, if you don’t like me there’s the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat, I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss… I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake, that’s just me, so give me a break. Call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want I’m just that unique 🙂

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After Ever After – DISNEY Parody

Continuing with the remake of Disney‘s movies I present to you Jon Cozart. Funny kid with quite a witty way of looking at that old age statement; And they lived happily ever after. Unfortunately if all of that was true, then the world would be a better place, so Jon takes a different approach to such a bourgeois statement and moves it to the 21st century. What would happen to our favorite characters if they were living now in our world? Well, there’s only one way to find out. Enjoy this great and funny musical rendition which amazed me by how talented he is in synchronizing all four voices and making one hell of a vocal rendition as well as acting.

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Beauty and the Beat by Todrick Hall – Belle in Da Ghetto Rendition

Well most of you have heard of Todrick Hall as a contestant on season 9 of American Idol, but since I do not watch TV, it was my first time running into his videos and pages on YouTube and lucky for me I discovered a side of him which is quite appealing. He’s talented, funny, spontaneous and with that brown wig (in the role of Spencer Liff) he looks like a younger version of Oprah. Ok, all kidding aside, he truly has a remarkable voice and his dance moves are quite interesting. His flash mob dance videos were the ones who got my attention the most, but here we have the funny side of Toddy with a remake of one of Disney‘s greatest hits Beauty and the Beast, this time in da Hood. Yup, Belle sure knows how to make it through anything in this world. I wish Todrick all the best and wish he finally gets recognized for his talent. In the mean time lets enjoy his rendition of Belle in da hood.

P.S. the hair salon scene is funny as hell just mentioning the fact when she goes in and says;  Hey LaWasha, Hey LaDrya, LMAO.

Cast: Katie Stephens, Alphacat, Destorm, Glozell, Antoine Dodson, Vonzell Solomon, Sweet Brown, Miles Jai

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“My Boyfriend is Gay” Hailey Rowe

Who hasn’t heard that before, right? Things just going well, love is in the air and you poor thing ignoring all the signs that’s something peculiar with your bf. He knows more about fashion than you do and he gives you tips. He loves your new lip gloss and sometimes borrows it saying; I got dry lips. He has more hair care products than a salon. He loves scented candles because he says; they create an ambiance, and you just love his attention to detail. He makes killer Martinis. Yet, you poor dear are totally oblivious all this is a bit too much for a “dude” to be concerned with. So my darlings out there, if you think your boyfriend is gay, chances are he is and I did hit on him. So be careful, there’s plenty of us who’d love to pick up where you left of and I’m one of them :D…

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Cazwell – Ice Cream Truck ft. Cazwell (Hot and Horny)

And now moving on with something a bit different yet still in the realm of sexuality and sexual innuendo. Cazwell presents  quite a delicious song which brings together two of my favorite things; ice cream and hot men, and oh boy, who can resist the temptation of using them both to make a sundae? Remember a few years back the song which went kinda like; How many licks does it take to get  to the center of it? Well how much ice cream would you need to get your engine going? As far as I’m concerned it would take at least 6 or 7 guys and lots of different topics with sprinkles ;). Enjoy it…

Call On Me – Gay version

Moving on with videos today, I came across something I never saw happening in aerobics class. Who wouldn’t wanna be in a room with all these hunks shaking their money makers and showing off their butts much to my heart’s delight? Well, I would and let me tell ya, I may not get much workout done body-wise,  but my eyes and senses sure as hell would get a lot of exercise and joy during and afterwards taking a long, cold shower with the boys of course ;). Btw, I’d love to teach this class :D. Enjoy it…

 

Boy Is a Bottom

Well boys and girls, after taking a few days off to relax and take care of myself I’m baaaaack. Of course I had to come back with a bang and since I had so much time on my hands I went on YouTube and got myself immersed in all the fun videos I had been missing since the whole “End of the World, Mayan Calendar Bullshit, OOHH and The Last Pope” (WTF???)  debacle subsided.

Now we all know or have met someone who claims to be “vers”, and much to our disappointment they turned out to be big ass bottoms. Who would have thought to turn such a dreadful encounter into a song. Well, someone did and here it is for your and my enjoyment brought to you by Willam, Detox & Vicky Vox. The lyrics are at the “bottom” 😉 just in case you wanna sing it to someone and let me tell you this made me laugh my ass off. I guess you can tell I get amused easily huh? Enjoy it…

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Subtle Face

Definitely not a conversation starter 😛

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How to Render a Date Unnecessary

I can summon it in one word – Flexibility 😀

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Teacher’s Pet

Hell yeah. You know that part of a good sex life is role-play, and there’s a huge variety of them to go about, but there’s something about a well bulged up teacher that really ticks my fancy. So as to make things worse for me today I came across this actual real shot of a nice – really enjoying his job – teacher 😛

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Sex-Ed Done Right / Anatomy of the Penis

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Self Portrait

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Don’t You Ever FUCK With Cupid!!!

One hell of a pissed off creature…

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Superheroes are People Too…

With or without their shortcomings, enemies and arch-nemesis, superheroes are the most familiar beings we grow up with. Later on in life, when we’re more aware of our own sexuality, we begin to see the real truth about their lives. Who can negate that sexuality is a huge part of comic books? So, from time to time I like to post what I find in this regard as well as some fun facts which, as they happen to us all, can happen to our heroes as well. Enjoy it…

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Last Day on the Job but NO Office Party

As you well know by now it’s Pope Benedict XVI last day on the job, and as you well know, despite all the funfair of devotees at yesterday’s Papal message outside St Peter’s Square he won’t be getting any “office party” nor cake. Despite the controversies which have plagued this Pope‘s papacy, I must admit one stand out more than anything else. It is his document sent out to all the archbishops around the world instructing them to keep the child abuse cases hidden and to make all possible moves to deal with them in silence with some “internal investigations” if necessary. I wonder if he now, like many other CEOs, will go into the private sector as a board adviser/member, after all he’s very good at concealing and twisting the truth? I’d like to close this short post with a quote by Robin Williams speaking about the Vatican, pedophile priests and the way these cases were always handled; Here’s your check direct from Rome, buy yourself a brand new home! To which I would like to add; If you can’t get away from the law, come to the Vatican and meet Cardinal Law, we will find suitable accommodations for you, so no one can finally sue, If the Hague Tribunal is not enough for you, a good ol’ confession will do!

Vale Pope Dissimulans XVI, vos mos non omittenda!

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Kiss the Co…??? (Part II)

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Men and Misplaced Confidence

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An Incredible Hulk Moment…

And this how Spiderman got his first SHOCK ever boys and girls… Question; is this the opposite of “good things come in small packages”kinda thang?

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Disney Revisited

I grew up watching Disney movies. I used to watch them with such passion I would get lost in them for hours. I grew up watching prince charming after prince charming. Princesses of all sorts, blond and brunette, red head, all waiting to find their one true love. Villains and good guys. Evil Queens and lovely fairies, and so I too had a crush on the goodhearted princes and wondered what it would be like to be awaken by a kiss… Unfortunately life never turns out to be that way, but I always felt deep inside a sense of longing and of course erotic. Here we have a few representations of the homoerotic subtext of Disney movies, which if you’ve paid much attention has grown rapidly in the last decade (check out some of the phrases used during each movie). So for your enjoyment and of course mine as well here we have alternative versions of how love stories should have gone. Enjoy them… 😀

The way Snow White spoke, always gave me the impression of a girl suffering form abandonment syndrome, daddy issues and a bit of psychosis, so no wonder she went straight for the bottle when her dreams didn’t come true.  I guess the evil Queen gave the apple to the right two guys 🙂148577_552591638102547_707212993_n

Poor Ariel, she exchanged her voice for legs and when she got them and walked to the shore Robin Hood was already there to gladly take her place, so she went to get her fins back. What’s the point of having legs if you’re not gonna use them right?538143_191492380978341_1003458321_n

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