Galactic Mini Golf

by Ghost Frog

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    welcome to Galactic Greens! a spacious nine hole course with two bonus holes included for miniature golf but maximum hole-in-fun!
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    the fourth (black) hole at the exclusive Shady Grove Country Club, featuring glow in the dark astro turf custom colorization, plus a printed inner sleeve w/ lyrics. playable with a laser guided putting system capable of reading the grooves on the greens. par 2.

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1.
Goofballs 03:13
i don’t need an upgrade sign me up for nothing lining up to wait more gunning for the high score let yourself lose let yourself loose i don’t need to wake up make another quick buck let it be a let down score another touchdown let yourself lose let yourself loose goofballs goofballs
2.
everyone’s a celebrity that can help you be what you wanted to be follow in their footsteps to be just like them follow your own path and you’ll wind up dead and you know it’s true because it’s on the news they wouldn’t lie to you your theory can’t be proved everything’s a coincidence doesn’t matter if it doesn’t make any sense if it doesn’t add up then your math is bad the dots only connect inside of your head and you know it’s true because it’s on the news why would they lie to you? your theory can’t be proved if you don’t think what they want you to think then you probably need to go see a shrink if you don’t do what they tell you to do then you better shape up and follow the rules if you don’t hear what’s supposed to be heard then how will you know where to follow the herd? if you don’t speak what they prompt you to say better quiet down or else you’ll get erased and you know it’s true because it’s on the news they never lie to you your theory can’t be proved
3.
Breeders 03:01
we don’t have to plant the seed turn your back on the stampede too many mouths to feed nobody’s allowed to breed zero growth zero growth too many miles to speed turn your gas in to the police zero growth zero growth breeders breeders we don’t have to plant the seed
4.
Human Farm 03:47
future barn human farm barcode brands scan your hands they wanna harvest me they wanna harvest meat packed in stalls cattle calls assembly line prime bovine they wanna turn you into a juicy steak make no mistake the human race is at stake we've got to get out of this terrible place but where to run cus everywhere's all the same? they wanna harvest me think i'm their property make me a battery they wanna harvest meat
5.
Green Pill 05:14
take the green pill no more green bills take the green pill kill your free will no more being warned what's in store is now upon us no escape from the gates of the hell we've brought ourselves take the green pill no more refills take the green pill earth will be healed no more quiet wars cull the hordes to save the humans don't ignore overlords they just want what's best for them little green men
6.
7.
Putters 02:45
8.
Sleepers 04:08
silence the sleepers until they wake up all non-believers must be corrupt nobody listens everyone talks repeat your opinions think inside the box i'm right you're wrong therefore you're gone we're right they're wrong no way to get along if you don't listen you don't deserve to be heard pledge your allegiance shape up and follow the herd silence is violence but so is saying wrong words pick a side stick to your bubble don’t be a sheep you can’t solve the puzzle so just take the leap keep tabs on your neighbors they could be diseased and murder the traitors if they disagree i'm right you're wrong therefore you're gone we're right they're wrong no one can not belong if you don’t listen you don’t deserve to be heard pledge your allegiance shape up and follow the herd thought is a virus don’t get exposed to the germs pick a side join the tribe pick a side join the tribe pick a side sleep or die
9.
Shadow Club 04:20
so hard to know what to believe when their whole m.o. is to deceive and when i’m all alone they can always see me even when i’m home the tv watches me shadow club lighten up won’t comply blind the eye radio waves keep ya hypnotized while they’re chipping away at your slice of the pie retrain your brain hit it where it lies but don’t drink the kool-aid unless it’s the same as mine shadow club lighten up won’t comply blind the eye shadow club buy your luck tee it high and let it fly keep your head down and let the club do the work just leave it to us to fuck it up even worse keep your head down and let the club do the work
10.
Bubble Guns 04:20
i'm not a lab rat and i don't wanna get tapped electrically brainwashed boil the frog before he hops the eagle hasn’t landed til we become their guinea pigs tentacles spanning the globe slowly tiptoeing towards the goal ever get the feeling that we're being had? ignorance is freedom buried heads in the sand the rulers live in space ships while we construct their pyramids to colonize the cosmos pulling the strings behind the throne giving away all your rights to the galactic parasites so why not jump off the cliff? cus everybody’s doing it ever get the feeling that we're being had? ignorance is freedom buried heads in the sand men behind the curtain keep us handicapped running out of angles only one shot left bubble guns
11.
still can't figure out what it's all about still can’t find the key trophy’s out of reach black hole in one goal’s almost done still can’t find the plot don’t know where it stops still can’t read the lies falling strokes behind black hole in one goal’s almost done avoid the traps swing towards the flags gotta get a grip gotta get to the bottom of it

about

a musical deep dive into the darkest corners of the "conspirasphere" which attempts to shine a light on the shadowy plot to enslave humanity and colonize our consciousness that is being conducted by a secret society of devil worshiping lizard linksmen in order to terrorform the entire planet into a gigantic luxury golf resort from Hell.

keep your eye on the ball y'all! 🏌👁⛳

credits

released November 5, 2024

recorded by Eric Broestl at The Map Room in Portland, OR.
mixed by Adam Lee and Eric Broestl.
mastered by Adam Gonsalves.
artwork by Quinn Schwartz.
layout by Lael Tyler.
photography by Joel Gaddis.

Ghost Frog is:
Quinn Schwartz (guitar/vox)
Karl Beheim (guitar/synth)
Archie Heald (bass)
Vincent LiRocchi (drums)


music videos:

"Shadow Club":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6bGaj-8aM

"Human Farm":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvrNUDwTRqw

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Ghost Frog Portland, Oregon

Ghost Frog are four humanoids from the planet Earth who started to make strange, spacey sounds together in the winter of star date 2013. They play heavy psychedelic stoner grunge that combines doomy riffs with punk energy and otherworldly melodies while exploring themes derived from sci-fi/ horror film and literature, paranormal phenomena, and conspiracy culture. ... more

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