Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. (Gallagher)

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. (Anonymous)

But in my experience, evil is not a cultural phenomenon. It is a human one. (Criminal Minds)

As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it. (Einstein)

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. (Jane Wagner)

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. (Twain)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)