bear necessities
cock gun
hen party
card shark
play opossum
duck your head
silly goose
elephant walk
fowl ball
chicken out
lion around
snake eyes
kid around
monkey around
cat walk
dog tired
puppy love
seems fishy
rat out
squirrely
tiger in your tank
bear necessities
cock gun
hen party
card shark
play opossum
duck your head
silly goose
elephant walk
fowl ball
chicken out
lion around
snake eyes
kid around
monkey around
cat walk
dog tired
puppy love
seems fishy
rat out
squirrely
tiger in your tank
mrs. bloom said ohy
you with the dog in the bed
not another one
rabbi’s jealous cat
would not tolerate another
cat in his bed
she’s afraid of cats
locked in cages even on
my stationary
cold winter kitten
hiding next to synagogue
rabbi said take him
having kniption
kitten’s carrier in car
veterinarian
doctors wife ended
taking kitten as her own
rabbi saved the day
he didn’t have to
explain to his cat or my dog
a new brother.
II
“Oh Jack enough with the Singing”
she was late that day
taking me to services
jack responsible?
she said he “threw her
out of bed & said take errin
to services”
did not look before
she leapt and jack had left the
shower button up
hair extremely wet
a little annoyed with jack
an ohy jack moment
we listened as mechanics
fixed cars on NPR
one of us did
after services
Opera concentration
searching large new homes
very well rounded
everything under the sun
countless charities
_
after my father died, she took me to services on saturdays, for another year, while staying in greenville, the house i lived in since i was one year old.
just a few of her other interests:
“M A new york university,
medical records librarian at beth israel hospital in N .Y.
administrative assistant N.Y. university medical center,
director neighborhood youth corp,board mental health association,furman university learning in retirement,field representative NCJW…..many more than i can type.
i just learned mrs. bloom was 92 years old 2/21/10. col.bloom joining her in heaven less than three months later, 5/8/10.
also Col. Bloom , a “true southern gentleman” ,went to Furman university ,before Duke and becoming an attorney .i never knew he was a colonel, or that he went to furman.that might explain a speech he gave one day & he added there was one jewish family who had all of their sons (3) in WWII…and he said my grandmother’s name, my father & his two brothers,one a lt. col, uncle bubba.
There once was a lovely woman named Bloom
Entomology lover please assume
She’s afraid of all cats
Not Katz saying ” thats thats ”
And at forty she did marry her groom
_
this could not be any
truer if my name was
truey truerstein.
dr. jonathan katz – a cartoon therapist who was once part of a duo – “koppelman & katz & that’s thats ”
mrs. bloom studied entomology in n.y., then came to s.c. , marrying, one of my parent’s dearest friends, an attorney, when she was forty..she’s Terrified of cats…not bugs ,just cats,not Katz ,just cats…also kittens.
Ish Kabibbel Cat
he didn’t pay dividends
needed attention.
–
found a loving home
with family who has time
meeting kitty needs.
–
kitty pyramid
self actualization
cat nip for the mind.
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(later update from
Ish Kabibbel Cat after
story went to bed):
visits cramer kin
rosh hoshannah yom kippur
leading a dog’s life.