Burn My Eyes, Upendra

Bengali superstar Upendra has apparently discovered a shade of pink even hotter than hot pink.



But as bad as that may be, it's the outfit into which he changes that really makes this one a classic. The women in the clip fare all right, but between Upendra's sizzling hot pink outfit, his black and yellow checkered suit stolen from the closet of Corey Feldman, and the male backup dancers mauve blazers, yellow shirts, and fire engine red ties and pants (to say nothing of the yellow-pink-turquoise ensembles) -- well, guys, I'm havin' to call fugly on this one. Your clothes do not have to match the test strip from a color printer.