Directory Dash is a free, single-page browser game (no install, no account) built as a satirical launch-week toy. Enter your own startup's domain and it becomes a cube that has to run, jump, and dodge its way through 10 fictional startup directories to get listed - fake red spikes for outright rejections, 1-star review stars, captcha blocks, cookie/newsletter popups, and slow "pending review" zones. It plays like a rage-platformer: quick deaths, short snarky messages, instant respawn.

Key things it actually does: One tap or click to jump; hold to keep jumping. Works on desktop and mobile. Checkpoints are on by default (an easier, forgiving run); turning them off is the deliberate hard mode, and finishing that way ("the miracle") gets special treatment. Every run - finished, given up, or abandoned - gets a permanent shareable link and image card at directorydash.io/r/id. A live, public leaderboard at directorydash.io/leaderboard: Most Rejected Startups (by domain), and best runs with/without checkpoints. Share buttons for X, LinkedIn, and a plain "copy results" fallback.

It's genuinely free with no paid tier, no account, and (by design) no player-identifying data collected - just the domain typed in and the run's score. It's made by Blastra, an AI SaaS that automates real directory submissions; Directory Dash is the comic version of the same grind, not a real directory itself, and it says so on the page ("nothing was actually submitted").

Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. This game turns that into a Geometry Dash-style one-button rage game, dodging captchas, 1-star reviews, and "$9,999 expedited review" upsells along the way. Dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is the point; finishing clean feels like a miracle.

Best fit: maker/indie-hacker audiences, Product Hunt and launch communities, and anyone who has actually submitted a product to a directory and will recognize the jokes. Pricing: free, forever, no account required.