Archive | January, 2024

“The 11 Principles Require No Proof”

15 Jan

An acquaintance of mine put this up as their motto and left me utterly confused. Which 11 principles? Of What? Why do they require no proof? A motto that represents who you are does you little good if you have to explain it. Then it occurred to me – principles never require proof.

To help you out – because it took me days for me to figure out – these are the eleven principles of Burning Man. But wait, Marcus, there are only ten principles! I’d reply, “Good for checking the link.” And when you said, “What link?” I’d answer, “Get out of here, you frickin’ hipster!” 🙂 The eleventh principle is “consent,” which I have to agree with, because if you don’t consent to the principles in the first place, none of the other ten mean a darn.

The reason the principles require no proof is because they’re principles. If they required proof, they’d be called theories or commandments. Principle means “something to aspire to,” because my definition, we haven’t achieved that principle yet. Burning Man is a voluntary gathering. Several thousand people head off into the desert for a week to live a life of peace, love, and understanding. Here is where the principles fall apart. Peace, love, and understanding is only possible because this is a vacation and you brought in enough beer and steaks to share in case your neighbor ran out. If we ran into week two or three, and you keep having to gift your neighbor the food they need, then doesn’t this run into violating radical self-reliance? Even the organizers had to create their own police force… we don’t call it that, but given enough people, a government is necessary. Because to paraphrase Jimmy Madison, “men aren’t angels.”

It’s good to have principles, it’s great if everyone shares them, but don’t expect them to always work. Always expect that someone will try to game the system and prepare to deal with or expel them from your company. Which is why having it as a motto rubs me the wrong way. You’re saying that you believe in these things, that it is a template for how we should all live, but by saying “they require no proof” is to say they are self-evident. “Certain inalienable rights” is a concept and I believe should be self-evident, but many warlords around the world today have no trouble taking your life, your liberty, and care nothing about your happiness, just your obedience.

Which is why I really prefer this page that explains the 11 principles, because it explains in its “pro tips” the problems with the principles. The writers wouldn’t phrase it that way, but in helping out new burners with radical self-reliance: “There will be no water, no food vendors, and no merch. The only amenity provided will be portapotties.“ It is self-evident that 50,000 people create a lot of waste and it has to go somewhere. So the money you pay to get into the event goes to supporting another principle, Leave No Trace. Think about that for a second: these principled people don’t expect people to bag their own poop. Why not? Because nothing in their lives has prepared for them for that experience. Having to go to that level of self-reliance might limit their ability to follow the rest.

TJ and the other writers of the Declaration of Independence can only crib Montesquieu and talk about self-evident rights in a time in which the basics of civilization are established. Same with these – no one thinks about where or how their toilet flushes; it just does. So although it’s good to have principles, it’s not good to forget that they are established on a weak foundation. So to quote another of the founding fathers…

“I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.”

John Adams

The mistake many people make is that because I sing, war shouldn’t exist. No – they build on top of each other. You can’t be free to study painting unless your country is not under threat of attack. We’ve had plenty of examples of that recently. So what is comes down to principles should never forget that they only exist because we live in safety, have laws, and can enforce them. That way you have the principles for those who choose to violate them.

Which is why my family’s motto is “Never Unprepared.” Yeah, it’s a little wordy. but I think it works better.

20,000 Years Ago, You’re Minding Your Own Business, When…

10 Jan

I listen to a lot of podcasts, and my extension, a lot of commercials. Today I got hit up for the Happiness Lab podcast, which is a… help you through of dealing with climate change anxiety. Oh, baby, did you find the WRONG audience.

Now most people when faced with being advertised for something they would never (in a million years) buy, would just laugh it off and go on. Except I can’t. Not because I’m neurotic or better than you, but because it’s the only ad playing. Over and over and over again, I hear how a chipper woman in an older soprano voice says “climate change causes us to feel sad, angry, and hopeless.” I can agree with hopeless, but since I went to public school at the beginning of the “global warming is going to destroy us all” phase, I’m not particularly sad or angry. I put it in the same category as “war in South Sudan” or “someone got shot in Baltimore.” Vague disappointment… and then I move on with my day.

I’m going to dissect this 30-second ad, because it infuriates me so much. Then some guy comes on next to say, “if you haven’t cried… about the climate, then you really haven’t experienced it.” Doesn’t that say a lot there? It should be one of those things that is obvious, it is preeminent, it should be affecting your life every day. Why are trying to convince me I should be sad?! Do I think climate change is real? Sure. Do I think it’s man-made? Probably. Do I think we should do something about it? Not at the cost of affecting my life in a measurable way. Because climate change is not affecting my life in any measurable way. So I don’t worry about it.

Thankfully, Dr. Laurie Santos (the soprano from before) has the answer and she’s created a “special season” just for this. So… apparently this is the schtick to get people to listen to her “you don’t have to be sad” talk for those who are too cheap to go to therapy. The same guy (apparently a leading scientist) comes back on saying that climate change affected our ancestors on the African savanna, but didn’t have the same mental triggers as it does now. Gee – is that because they were focused on more important things like, “I need to find enough berries to keep walking” or “all the game has moved to the river valleys, I should follow them.”

Doesn’t that tell you everything you need to know about climate change? To quote Battlestar Galactica, “All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again.” Our ancestors left the fruited plains of the Sahara because it was becoming a desert, and there was no internal combustion engine to cause it. They came to the Nile, the Indus, the Yangtze because it suddenly became a lot hotter and they needed to survive. Civilization followed, because when you shove a lot of people in a smaller space, you have to get along… even if the answer to that is, “I’ve got a big stick and my friends got big sticks, so listen up.”

Don’t worry, Dr. Santos has the answers. There are little things you can do to save the planet “while still travelling, shopping, and yes, enjoying those steak dinners.” (blink) Ah… what?

The entire reason you’re drawn to this podcast is because climate change is stressing you out. You want to know how you can save the Earth. You’ve done enough research (or had it indoctrinated into you) that cows kick out methane, which is a greenhouse gas. The best thing as a planet that we can do is to stop eating beef, pork, and maybe less chicken and go veggie. “But wait, Dr. Santos, I think beef tastes great! I’m not going to give that up!”

That’s okay, because a more clueless sounding woman comes on to say, “I’m going to order a steak, I’m definitely going to have a glass of wine. Instead of feeling guilty about that, I’m going to max out my pleasure here, and then in our daily lives,” having more of these low impact changes. (blink) Right… so what you’re telling me instead is that you’re really not that upset about climate change, but you’ve been told you should be, so I’ll just say that I’m making “low impact changes,” and feel virtuous and less stress. Right… without changing our g-d thing in your life! (sigh)

As the podcast ad finishes, I realizes, “Oh, that’s who this podcast is for.” It’s for “wine and steak for dinner” lady. The college-educated leftie who’s finally making money and wants to go to the Bahamas. But wait, doesn’t burning airplane fuel ruin the environment? Doesn’t the Bahamas have to import this wine on a diesel-belching boat? Bwaaa, never mind, I’ll just sort my trash into recyclables when I get home. It’s the “carbon offset” fallacy that smart people fall into. I know I should recycle my feces, but I think my neighbors might object to the smell.

This podcast is doing exactly what they say they’re doing – making you feel better about not saving the world. Their audience doesn’t really care about saving the Earth, but they believe they should be, so they’re guilty about it. I think like Alcoholics Anonymous, if they just admit that they don’t really care about climate change, they’ll feel freer and less stressed.

Ah, I feel better anyway. I haven’t written a blog post in a while, but I really needed to get that off my chest. I should write here more often – hope you enjoy it.

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