When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. ~ James Brady
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ~ Cathy Guisewite
When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. ~ Sam Lefkowitz
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, Is it half full or half empyt? So I drank the water. No more problem. ~ Alexander Jodorowsky Read the rest of this entry »
