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September 26, 2014

TGIF! Oh, Wait.

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May 06, 2014

Roses are Red, Teachers are Saints ...

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November 22, 2013

Dudes are Destructive: a Poem

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May 29, 2013

Dear Boys: Perhaps You're Confused ...

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May 06, 2013

Pinterest Houses vs. My House: a Poem

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July 26, 2012

The Aim Game

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July 12, 2012

Roses are Red, Messes are Messy

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Rita Templeton: I started my blog in 2009 when I was pregnant with my third son and felt like motherhood was devouring me whole. This has been a chronicle of my life since then. And yes, if you're currently in the trenches ... it gets better, I promise.

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The Duchess of Cambridge1
the dudes1
the English language is weird1
the fair1
the female body1
the first couple of weeks are always the worst1
the Frump1
the fun mom1
the holiday season2
the last time I'll ever be pregnant1
the mean mom1
the Phantom Pooper1
the real story1
the royal baby1
The Secret History of Giants1
the social life of a thirtysomething1
the Swagger Wagon1
THE TALK1
the things I do for my kids1
The Tooth Fairy1
The Walking Dead2
the work force1
these boys are going to be the death of me1
they'll poop on the floor either way1
things about me1
things I can't stand2
things I wish I didn't say1
things my kids do when I can't see1
things my kids say1
things that look like poop2
things that make moms happy1
things that pass for chocolate1
things that sound dirty but aren't1
things we do for our kids1
thinly-veiled perverted jokes1
this baby factory is closed1
this baby factory is shuttin' down1
this is a serious question1
this is stupid1
this is why I'm not a fun mom1
this sucks3
Thread M.B.1
three year olds2
three-year-olds1
thrifty1
Thurman3
time1
tipping1
TMI1
toddlers4
toddlers and cats1
toilets3
too old for this shit1
tooth whitening1
toys1
traditions1
transgender1
traveling with children2
trending topics1
trick-or-treating2
tricks1
trips1
trying to get photos of kids1
trying to get the hang of this1
trying to hold it in1
turkey sandwich1
tweens1
Twitter1
U-Haul1
ugh17
uh-oh1
uncles1
unemployed1
urine1
vacation4
vaginal freshness1
Valentine's Day4
vandalism?1
vanity1
vasectomy2
vasovagal syncope1
veggies1
Victoria's Secret1
video camera embarrassment1
video games2
videos2
viral blog posts1
visitors make me fat1
vitamins1
volunteering1
volunteerism1
waffle-y1
waking up1
Walmart1
warm weather1
waterproof1
waxing1
we done been tricked1
we so crazy1
we're just ordering water next time1
we're so lame1
weather1
wedding1
weekend1
weight control1
weight loss2
weight loss tips1
weird1
weird happenings1
weird toys1
weird words1
weirdness2
welcome1
what do y'all think1
what I'm thankful for1
what is this amazingness?1
what not to do1
what the hell am I doing1
what's the appeal1
whatever1
Wheat Thins1
when am I going to get past this stage in my life1
where all my money goes1
where do babies come from1
whining2
whiny kids1
why are moms frumpy?1
why are these kids like bottomless pits?1
why can't I afford a housekeeper?1
why can't I be wealthy?1
why can't I get anything good in my inbox any more1
why can't I get it together sometimes1
why can't I have mad computer skillz?1
why can't it all be calorie-free1
why can't my kids chew gum like normal people1
why do dads let everything go?1
why do I overthink stuff1
why does this stuff happen to me1
why doesn't stuff stay clean1
why I can't sit down to write an entire blog post in peace1
why I should stay off Facebook1
Why I Want My Sons to See Me Naked3
why I won't call you1
why is my eye twitching1
why my husband is awesome1
why won't my kids just do stuff1
why won't stuff stay clean1
whyyyyyy1
winter break1
wipe my butt1
wish list1
woman folding towels1
women's health1
work2
work-at-home mom1
wrapping paper explosions1
wrestling1
wrinkles1
wrinkly skin1
WTF7
WTF are we thinking1
WTF is wrong with me2
WTF was I thinking1
WTF-ing1
WTF?9
yada yada yada1
yawn1
yet another poop story1
yikes1
you know you're a mom when ...1
you're the best mom ever1
you're welcome future in-laws1
yuck5
yucky1
yummy stuff1
zombies2
Zoomer1
Zumba8
ZUMBA Fitness1
Zumba mishaps1
Zumba pants1

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