Did You Just Totally Scooby-Doo Me?

LOST Review: Kate stayed in Othersville to find out if the people on the freighter 18 miles off shore knew she was a fugitive. She needed to question Ghostbuster Miles and went to the town crier Hurley to find out where he was being held. She got the information from with no trouble at all and he realizes it and says, "Did you just totally Scooby-Doo me?" Awesome, I love Hurley.
This episode was a Kate flash-forward, it consisted of a well recognized Kate on trial for everything, it was a long list and she plead not guilty. We find out she has a son, Jack testifies at the trial telling the jury that Kate took care of the "eight" people that survived the plane crash. Kate is visibly upset by Jack lying on the stand and tells him to stop. The prosecuting attorney says she only has one question for Jack, "Do you love Miss Austin." Paleeze. He says, "Not anymore." Whatever. Kate's ungrateful mother shows up in a wheelchair to talk with Kate. She says everything changed when she thought Kate was dead and doesn't want to testify.
"Well don't." Kate's pissed.
"I just want to see my grandson."
"Are you trying to make a deal with me? I don't want you anywhere near him."
Ungrateful mom doesn't testify and Kate jumps at a deal of time served, 10 years probation and stay put in the state.
Back on Craphole Island: Sayid, Desmond and Frank never made it to the freighter 18 miles off shore. Jack is more than a little pissed.
Back in Othersville: Kate asks Ghostbuster Miles what he knows about her and he says he will tell her everything he knows if she lets him talk to Ben. Kate goes to Sawyer the con man to arrange some time with Ben. Locke knows Sawyer's complete history yet is conned by him and Kate gets Miles an audience with the almighty Ben. Doh!
Ghostbuster Miles wants Ben to give him 3.2 million dollars to tell the freighter 18 miles off shore that Ben is dead.
Let's stop here for just one minute. How many deals have been struck in these first 4 new episodes of LOST so far? Enough already!
Miles gives Ben one week to get the money. Last time I checked they were both prisoners, it will be interesting to see how they pull this off. Kate drags Miles out of Ben's cell and asks him what he knows and he tells her everything. Locke finds them and now he's pissed. He banishes Kate from Othersville.
Kate, after finally taking a shower, goes to Sawyer, who finally has his shirt off, and tells him she's banished. He unbanishes her. And then he starts undressing her. The whole episode Sawyer and Kate go round and round the subject of is she pregnant or isn't she. She is staying with Claire (Charlie who?) and Aaron and doesn't want to hold Aaron, "I'm not good with babies." Just last season you were holding him Kate. In the morning she tells Sawyer she knows she's not pregnant. Sawyer is really happy, really. That pisses Kate off and she says she's going back to the beach. Obviously she knows she's not pregnant because she's PMSing, back off Sawyer! But he doesn't. He yells at her and says she'll be back when Jack pisses her off. Ouch! I think they're broke up now.
Back to the flash forward: After the trial Kate is leaving through the back door. Runs into Jack and asks him to come to her place for a drink. He suggests going for coffee. She looks at him and says, "Until you can accept my son, there's is no coffee for us." She goes home to a very nice house and sees her son in bed waking from his nap. Now get this, the baby boy says, "Hi mommy." And she says, "Hi Aaron." Whaaaa?
I watched this episode twice. So is Claire going to die? What the hell?

What The Hell is Going On?

LOST Review:
Oh good there are new people. I was hoping there would be because I was just starting to sort out the ones we have on the island now. I thought this was a good episode too! It started off with deep sea diver examining the bottom of the ocean when they stumble upon plane wreckage. A plane with that big old Oceanic symbol on it. We hear someone say, "Oh my God, it's Oceanic 815!" The four new people I referred to are Naomi's team, who have to jump off their helicopter because of a electronic failure. We are introduced to them one by one and treated to a mini flashback for each of them. During the mini flashback we hear the breaking news of the discovery of Oceanic 815. New Guy Daniel sits and watches the breaking news and cries. New Guy Miles is a Ghostbuster. Awesome! He hears of the news on the radio, he's on his way to get rid of a womans grandson that's been murdered. Just then LOST kicked up a notch on my kookamonga meter. New Girl Charlotte hears of an archaeological dig and buys her way in and finds the skeleton of a polar bear with a Darma collar on it. WooHoo! This is in Medenine, Tunisia, a freakin dessert. New Guy Frank is watching the breaking news when he looks at the footage of the pilot under water. He calls the Oceanic Hotline and tells them that pilot is not Seth Norris because he doesn't have his wedding ring on, Frank know Seth Norris and oh yeah, Frank says he is the one that was suppose to be piloting Flight 815. Of course you were Frank, wouldn't have it any other way.

This team was put together by the creepy guy that was in the last episode. He's the one who visited Hurley in the mental house. He told Naomi that they all were chosen for this mission for a reason.

Jack and Kate find Daniel, help him find Miles. Miles is all "You killed Naomi. Take me to her body." Remember he's a Ghostbuster, he talks to dead people. He and Naomi had a long talk and he doesn't hold Jack and Kate responsible. They find Frank after meeting up with "our friends in the bushes" Sayid and Juliette. The new guys figure out that Juliette wasn't on the plane and demand to know where "HE" is.
"Who?"
"Ben Linus." Oh boy.

Poor Charlotte is found by Lockes ragtag group of misfits. I say poor Charlotte because Ben grabs Karls gun and shoots her. She had a bullet proof vest on, she's okay! Sawyer and Locke have had just about enough of Ben and decide to kill him, it's about time. Fast talkin' Ben says, "I have answers!"
Locke asks him, "What is the monster? What's that black smoke?"
"I don't know." Thanks for trying Locke, really, I appreciate it.
Ben starts to shout out detailed information about all four of the new people. He knows all this because he says he has a man on the boat. He has men everywhere. Who is this guy? He knows what they want.
"Me."