Deep Clean
The contract cleaner is told which room to do last, and why the order matters.
Stories
- The Standing Order
A florist delivers to the same grave every week, paid by an account with no name on it.
- Out of Area
The taxi office keeps taking a booking from a phone box that was removed in 2007.
- The Weighbridge
Every lorry leaves the site heavier than it arrived.
- Night Feed
The dairy's automatic milking system logs a stall that isn't in the shed.
- The Last Collection
The postbox is emptied at six every evening, and has been sealed since 2011.
- The Handover
Every outgoing warden leaves a note for the next one. The notes go back further than the building.
- The Snow Plough
A council driver clears a car park that hasn't opened since 1994.
- Small Hours Radio
The station's overnight automation keeps taking requests.
- The Duty Log
A lighthouse that has been automated since 1988 keeps filing weather reports.
- Locum
A stand-in pharmacist finds a repeat prescription that has been dispensed for forty years.
- Lost Time
The factory clock has run four minutes fast since 1998, and nobody is allowed to correct it.
- The Long Weekend
A ferry crew works a crossing that the timetable says never sailed.
- Out of Hours
A vet's overnight phone line takes a call about an animal that isn't one.
- The Gritting Run
A winter maintenance driver has one stretch of road that never needs salt.
- Bank Holiday Cover
The only person in the building finds a fire drill already in progress.
- The Quiet Hour
Between three and four, the ward's call bells ring from beds that are empty.
- Closing Down
The shop has been closing down for nineteen years, and the stock keeps arriving.
- Cover Shift
A relief postman is given a round with one house that isn't on the frame.
- The Quiet Carriage
A conductor learns which passengers to stop checking.
- Meter Reading
One flat in the block has used no electricity for eleven years, and the meter is still turning.
- The Cold Aisle
A data-centre engineer follows a cable that leaves the building.
- The Relief Caretaker
The school's boiler room has a rota on the wall with next term's names already filled in.
- Lost and Found
Every item in the bus depot's lost property has a claim ticket. Nobody remembers writing them.
- The Key Cutter
A kiosk in a shopping centre cuts a key for a lock nobody has brought in.
- Overnight Parking
The multi-storey's level 5 is closed. The barrier still lets one car up.
- Self-Checkout
Till 6 keeps reporting an unexpected item in the bagging area. The bagging area is empty.
- The Reading Room
A library night porter finds the returns trolley full of books the library never stocked.
- The Night Manager's Ledger
A hotel night auditor finds a guest folio for a room the building doesn't have.
- Deliveries After Ten
A courier's route adds one address that only appears on the app after dark.
- What the Laundromat Keeps
Lost socks are the least of what the back machine takes.
- Room Behind the Shop
A new employee learns why the stockroom door is always propped open.
- The Last Train Is Not the Last Train
A cleaner on the metro's final service sees a train that isn't on the board.
- Please Hold
A call-centre agent gets put on hold by the customer, and hears their own voice.
- Bin Day
Every Tuesday something is put out that the neighbours agree not to see.
- The Fire Door
A security guard's rounds include a door that logs him leaving but never entering.
- Inventory
Warehouse scanners keep counting one more pallet than exists.
- Wet Paint
A council painter is told to keep repainting a wall that keeps showing the same stain.
- Wards Off
The hospital's oldest lift stops at a floor that was decommissioned in 1994.
What this is
The Third Alley publishes original short horror, four times a year. 38 stories so far, 45,974 words, across 6 issues. Everything here was written for this site and appeared here first. Nothing is a reprint and nothing was generated by a machine.
Every story follows one rule: it's set somewhere ordinary, functional and unregarded, and the person in it is there because it's their job. A hotel night desk. A warehouse aisle at three in the morning. A laundrette on a ring road. The last train, the bin round, the out-of-hours line.
We chose that constraint because a haunted house arrives pre-frightened and does half the author's work. A laundrette gives you nothing, so the dread has to be earned out of the counting and the walking and the reconciling, and horror that has to earn it is better horror.
It also answers the oldest complaint in the genre. Nobody here stays because the car won't start. They stay because rent is due and the shift ends at seven.
Nobody wins, and nobody is destroyed. They accommodate the thing and come back to work tomorrow, which we think is worse.
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