10.14.2010
Life as Nebraskans!
Posted by Grant and Teresa at 12:11 PM 15 comments
5.28.2010
A Long Awaited Letter!
Have you ever been cliff diving? It’s a funny thing. The last time I went cliff diving I was looking from the ground up, watching divers playfully jumping off an otherwise harmless ledge, reaching terminal velocity, and then entering a body of water that seems to accept them like a sharp needle through warm Jello that barely holds its shape (assuming, of course that annoying “Jello skin” has been removed). When I approach a cliff, I somehow seem to lack the confidence the other divers have. I realize in that instant “I’ll have a lot more surface area when I hit the water, this going to hurt.”
It seemed like fun looking up with cool abstraction at ground level, but up there on the edge of a cliff, that soft gelatin starts to look like all skin, no Jello.
I felt the same way when I recently got what most people consider fantastic news. After trying for two years to get into law school I got accepted to Creighton University: School of Law in Omaha, Nebraska. When I applied, it seemed like a great idea, but when I got the letter that said I had actually been accepted it felt like I was on the verge of a legal education cliff. Once I jumped, I don’t really have the choice of turning back if I spot an abnormally thick layer of legal Jello skin directly under my landing pad.
My wife, of course, was naturally frustrated at my hesitation. “Don’t you dare mention legal Jello skin to me you spineless twit!” she said. NOTE: This quote may or may not be accurate as I occasionally black out when Teresa gets angry. I have yet to verify whether this is from my own spinelessness (in which case her accusation would be accurate), or spousal abuse. If anyone has an insight, or has observed the abuse, please let me know.
Understanding her frustration, I promptly played the possum and decided to wait until she could calm down to explain. I thought that such a momentous decision warranted a bit of consideration, though in unanswerable logic she countered, “We’ve been considering for two years. If any more consideration takes place it will be from me considering whether or not to slap some sense into you!” Noting the threat of violence supports my spousal abuse theory, I also realized she was right.
My reservations had only to do with my own insecurities. I wouldn’t want to keep myself from a fantastic law school like Creighton out of cowardice. Though my confidence in their judgement was a bit shaken when they decided to include me in their law school. But it looks like they did it, they finally nailed Jello to the wall and I couldn't be more excited about Creighton.

Thanks to Creighton and my wife for accepting me and believing in me despite my irrational fear of Jello skins. We’ll be moving in the middle of August, and look forward to our new home in Omaha!
Posted by Grant and Teresa at 9:57 PM 8 comments
5.21.2010
Just Random Things!
Posted by Grant and Teresa at 11:40 PM 8 comments
2.15.2010
Selling the Car
This has been our go-to car for a while now, but its time to sell. This is a quick slideshow for our craigslist ad.
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1.10.2010
Cowboy-Up and Shop!
This weekend Will went to Elsa Nunley’s Birthday Party. Elsa’s parents, Marc and Kenna put on a fantastic Wild West Themed Party. They had a huge cardboard cutout of a “Juice Saloon” and a jail and it looked great. Also, unrelated to the cowboy theme they had a big bouncy house that Will liked once he got it all to himself (the other kids made it too disorienting for his already clumsy walking). Elsa was the cutest little cowgirl on the invitation so Teresa and I decided we would try to dress up Will too. At first I thought it might be fun to have will be an Indian to Elsa’s cowgirl, but then I thought he would just get shot at by cap guns all afternoon (and ironically he can’t stand loud noises). On further reflection it is probably better that we didn’t use our firstborn to perpetuate an unfair caricature of Native Americans, but to be honest my first thought was the cap gun shooting.
For those who have seen Will walk, you know that he already has that irrepressible swagger that is known to cowboys. Though, as devil’s advocate here, I may have to suggest that swagger be the wide-legged stumbling of a 15 month old. At any rate, we knew that role of a cowboy, individualistic, stubborn, reticent, though at times well spoken, would suit Will perfectly.
So the task then fell on my shoulders to find the various props needed to transform Will from City-Slicker to Cow poke. I thought that surely I would be able to find a toy gun and a badge at the first “Dollar Store” I came across I but I was wrong. So very wrong. After making trips to four different dollar stores, I didn’t find one gun, hat, or belt buckle. I didn’t even find bandana.
Giving up I went to Wal*Mart where I quickly found not one, but two cap guns, a felt cowboy hat, a belt with buckle included and one green bandana. The bandana turned out to be the trickiest as all of the Latino workers thought I was saying “banana” and the first “Whitey” I talked to had no idea at all. Finally I had to walk by the “unmentionables” to the handbags where I found women’s scarves and there it was, the green bandana like a beacon showing me the end of my four hour shopping fiasco. I snagged a Revlon Color Stay Eye-Liner (nod to Teryn Jensen for the “Believe-Me-Beauty Blog”) and then spent another half-hour trying to get out of the store.
But I hope as you can see the Eye-Liner came in handy both for painting a little mustachio on Will’s upper lip and for (I’m told) lining the lids of Teresa’s eyes. Teresa made flashy belt buckle even flashier by making a big “W” Buckle out of foam and aluminum foil. Hopefully these pictures of Will hamming it up for the camera made the shopping trip worth it, as he didn’t even wear the items for which I had spent so much time looking for even five minutes when we got to the party. I think this one tipping his hat as if to say "Howdy Padna'" made it worth it for me anyway.
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