- I had way too much to drink Friday and Saturday, and then I had some more on Superbowl Sunday. That 3rd day in a row is always the one that catches up with you during the work week, and I know this, but you're not not going to drink for the Superbowl, right? They need to move that darn game to a Saturday. I was over at my sister's place and her piss poor neighbors all went home at halftime, and I started falling asleep after 4 or 5 Guinness. Then her really fun neighbor came over with a bottle of Mike Ditka wine, so I had to try some wine made by "Da Coach." I didn't have to drink from the next bottle of wine opened, but I did.
- I'm going to Austin, Texas later this month for the first time with LSD, who is finishing up school out in Los Angeles, in case you're a new reader or forgot. We get together once a month in one of our cities or a neutral one, and this is one I'm really excited about. The really fun neighbor I mentioned a minute ago heard that I was going there and said, "Ooh! That's where they have all the bats!" She is convinced that it is a city overrun with wild bats. You would think I would have heard about that by now . . .
- My sister and I made fun of her, but it turns out she's right. Just look at all those bats!
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Wednesday, September 07, 2011
What's Really on My Mind . . .
. . . is that my girlfriend just went out of town for 2 years, work this year will be the most challenging of my life, and my poor aunt had to pay 2,000 bucks to get thousands of bats out of her house.
But instead of writing about any of that, I'm going to write about random crap such as . . .
Check out this freaky octopus that pops out of that plant like the T-1000 in the 2nd "Terminator" movie. If I were that diver, I'd have crapped, not unlike that spray of ink.
And here's a video of Terrel Owens crying for having no money. Wow. Can we get Sally Struthers and maybe she can shoot a video of him with some flies buzzing around him while he's starving in the dessert, and then folks can send him the money they work for, doing things that are much less fun than playing a game? I mean, did you hear him? He has mortgage payments for superfluous houses he shouldn't have bought and child support for bastard kids he probably shouldn't have conceived during awesome parties you and I will never go to.
That's the kind of useless crap I feel like talking about tonight. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood to talk about what's really on my mind. Thanks for listening, Seven Readers.
But instead of writing about any of that, I'm going to write about random crap such as . . .
Check out this freaky octopus that pops out of that plant like the T-1000 in the 2nd "Terminator" movie. If I were that diver, I'd have crapped, not unlike that spray of ink.
And here's a video of Terrel Owens crying for having no money. Wow. Can we get Sally Struthers and maybe she can shoot a video of him with some flies buzzing around him while he's starving in the dessert, and then folks can send him the money they work for, doing things that are much less fun than playing a game? I mean, did you hear him? He has mortgage payments for superfluous houses he shouldn't have bought and child support for bastard kids he probably shouldn't have conceived during awesome parties you and I will never go to.
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That's the kind of useless crap I feel like talking about tonight. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood to talk about what's really on my mind. Thanks for listening, Seven Readers.
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