Sunday, June 28, 2009

Girls Camp 2009 . . . Done and Done!

Favorites:
Camp Song: Iggle Wiggle (with the actions of course . . . but don't ask the girls who Bobby Brown is . . . they have no idea)
Treat: S'mores with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Meal: Taco Salad
Secret Sister Gift: Ballet slipper socks
Activity: Freezing bras . . . voluntarily and lots of new friendships made . . . wahoo!

Lows:
Activity: Confiscating cell phones, lying and other drama . . . but, with 25 girls in one loft . . . I guess we did pretty well.
Tumbling and talking going on above my head . . . at 1:30 in the morning!

Good times . . . . and I'm so glad we are done!


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

So You Think You Can Lock, Toni Basil?

You know what's NOT street, Toni Basil?

This hat.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Tweeting?

I got an e-mail invite recently from someone who said that I could sign up to follow them on Twitter. I don't really get this Twitter thing, so I followed the link and got signed up with a profile so I could get their updates. I was the first one to sign up and there was just one entry . . . nothing too exciting. A few days later I checked back and there were now three entries, still nothing much going on . . . and I was still the only one following them. After that, I quickly deleted my profile. I didn't want to be the only one following them. Is that weird? It's like how I don't want to go in a store if I'm the only one there . . . awkward.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Happy Father's Day!

To a great Dad and Grandpa
Who sacrifices so much for us
We Love You!

Dad has the magic touch
A dancing song of Hoki Mai and all is well

The Best Seat in Town?

I went to the movies tonight for the first time in several months. And you know what? Aside from generally always being disappointed in the movies I see, I was quickly reminded of the reasons I stay away:

1. Who was the genius who approved the marketing campaign for “Front Row Joe”? With all of the money that big studios shell out for marketing, the best they can come up with is some cat thing who wears a tuxedo, but no shoes (of course)? He scares me! And I’m happy to turn off my cell phone and buy a snack, but for the love Cinemark, please put some shoes on him! He’s probably running around with milk duds stuck in his paws, and that’s just messy.
2. Why is it that people who come two minutes before the movie is going to start think they will get the two prime seats right in the middle of the theater? Like nobody else who came in before them has thought to ask if those seats are saved. Just walk to the front row people, and don’t look back.

3. No, I am not able to scooch down for you. I don’t like to scooch in general, but I especially don’t want to scooch down for you a) when you are tardy, and 2) because then I will have to sit right next to the loud talker that I purposely created a barrier from with the empty seat next to me!

4. And speaking of loud talkers, what is with people reacting very loudly to what is happening on the screen? I’m all for a hearty chuckle when something is funny, but let’s reign it in for a non-funny preview starring John Travolta, m’kay?

5. Who keeps casting John Travolta in movies? He now ranks right up there with Robin Williams and Kevin Costner as a star whose movies I will never see. Please see Wild Hogs if you don’t believe me. You had me at Bull Durham, Kevin Costner, why did you have to make Message in a Bottle?
But, seeing Ryan Reynolds on the big screen seemed to make me forget about all of that rather quickly…

Friday, June 19, 2009

Some people worry about having enough food storage for emergencies. I worry about having a good stockpile of my beloved Rampage Trish boots and my favorite "get me through Girls Camp" deodorant. (Reference #89 and #91 of my Favorite Things) It's so hard when you fall in love with a product and then you can't find it anymore. Such is the case for these two favorites. Last fall, I stumbled onto a website where I could order more of my favorite everyday boots. I thought surely 10 pairs would be enough. They aren't the best boots - they don't last long - but I love them. Now as I see my stockpile dwindle, I have searched and don't know where to find more of them. Kristen and Melinda referenced the classic Mark Harmon, Summer School movie, suggested that I start contacting the Rampage company for anything they have got. It may be my next step.

Then as I see my supply of Soft n' Dri deodorant also coming to an end, I start to panic with that too. I went to WalMart, which always stocked it on the bottom shelf (we can't have everyone know about this), and I couldn't find it anywhere. Melinda was having the same problem, so I investigated several other stores and sure enough - it is nowhere. I started doing research online and found a source. On my doorstep when I came home yesterday was a few boxes of the good stuff. This feeds my love of having packages delivered and having stuff on hand. Now, I'm wondering if the deodorant will have the same fate as my boots. What if I can't find it again when I need more?!? Should I buy more now? When is enough enough?

When Honesty is Not the Best Policy

I got my oil changed today. Here's how it went:

Oil Change Guy: "Okay, just pop the hood and leave the keys in the ignition."
Me: (looking around for the lever) "Would you believe I don't know where the pop lever is?"
Oil Change Guy: "I would believe that very much."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Sounds of Summer

It may not seem like summer with the non-stop rain, but one sure sign that summer is here is the shrieking voice heard twice a week . . . .
Love this show! Dancing with the Stars is fun . . . but the dancers of SYTYCD really know what they are doing and it's fun to see them learn and perform something new each week.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I Wear My Sunglasses At Night

So I'm minding my own business at lunch today, when a gent walks in wearing these little gems:


I thought it was strange that he was wearing his sunglasses inside while it was raining outside, but then his sunglasses slowy shifted back to regular glasses! Behold the beauty of the "transition lense." (That is their real name--I looked it up!) What a value! I mean, why purchase some actual attractive sunglasses, when you can just wait for 10 minutes for your sunglasses to transition back to your glasses once you've gone inside? Best.invention.ever.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I'm Torn

I don't think Shia LaBoeuf is attractive. Except when I do. Most of the time, I don't get the appeal. But at certain angles he suddenly looks very cute. What gives, Shia LaBoeuf??

May I offer two examples:
Not cuteCute


What do you think - is he attractive, or not??

I Heart Ed!

What in the world is Jillian doing?!?! When Ed said that he had to leave, she should have gone right along with him. Done and done.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

I've Missed You!


I have a weird obsession with my watch. I always have to have it on (well, not when I'm sleeping, but every other waking moment). I feel naked without it. A week or so ago my battery died in my one and only watch and I hadn't been able to get a new one yet. Melinda found it funny that I was still wearing my watch - even though it always said 8 o'clock and wasn't working. Even though it wasn't working I still put it on in the morning . . . I can't not. Thanks to my cute Dad, he was able to get a new battery in it while I was at work yesterday and I'm back in operation again.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Trials of My Patience


Here are some things I truly cannot stand:
Crowds
Slow Walkers
Packs of Slow Walkers

In a moment I'm not proud of, I once hid from a neighbor at BYU when I saw her coming out of the same building I was. She walked sooooo slow and I knew if she saw me we'd have to walk back to our complex together. With that in mind, then, I give you the places I try to avoid on Saturdays if at all possible. They truly give the phrase "a trial of my patience" personal meaning.

  • Costco - Costco is a magical wonderland. But on a Saturday? Um, no thanks. You may think the aisles are wide - but give everyone giant carts and put Free Sample Ladies on the ends of the aisles and all of a sudden you have a major logjam. And the People Who Stop Suddenly in the Middle of the Aisle all have Costco memberships. Don't even get me started on the exit/cattle herding area.
  • WalMart - I don't like shopping at WalMart anyway (I'm really more a Target girl), but when I do happen to venture in on a Saturday I always regret it. The backups around the RedBox machine and the $10 DVDs are enough to drive me crazy; and THEN they have the double-stacked checkout stands wherein you have to maneuver around the people at the front to get to the ones in the back. Oy.
  • Home Depot - Every Saturday there's a pickup truck convention in the parking lot. Could I BE any more of a fish out of water with my little Mazda sedan and my lack of general handy-ness? I have no idea where I'm going in Home Depot, and I don't wanna know. Just get me out of there as soon as you can.
  • Ikea - Thank goodness they don't allow carts in the showcase area. It's bad enough that it's built like a casino to trap you inside its maze for as long as possible. It's made worse by the fact that most people are clearly spending their entire day there and in no hurry to move along the laminated path.

    What are the places you avoid (if at all possible) on Saturdays?
  • Thursday, June 11, 2009

    Head Over Heels

    This is going to be long, so buckle up. I love shoes. I especially love high heeled pointy shoes. I won't tell you how many of these beauties I currently have sitting in my closet, but it's between 22 and 24. Some of my shoes are only 3 hour shoes, so I can only bust them out on Sunday. And last night, I learned that one of the prettiest pairs is only a half hour shoe. Boo! But certain pairs will last me all day and then some, so I end up wearing them a lot. Allow me to introduce one of my favorites:


    The heel is high but not too high, they have a nice amount of padding inside, and they are shiny! So I wear them to work pretty much every day. Imagine my utter chagrin when the heel started to pull away from the base of the shoe. I am absolutely not opposed to buying a new pair, but these are my babies! So I set out to find a cobbler/shoe repair artist who could lovingly restore them to their glory. In my head, I pictured a man who looks like Gepetto, twirling around his store, anxiously waiting to repair my shoes.

    I had a few shops recommended to me, but most of them closed before I get home from work. So I had to pick between two shops that were open late: Milt's, and Lucky Sole. I knew nothing about either place so I was reading some reviews online, and sure enough, Milt's had a bad review. So Lucky Sole it was! Plus, Lucky Sole is such a pithy name, how could I go wrong? And, this store is located in Lehi, so I thought it would be perfect for me to drop them off on my way home from work. Did I mention this shop is in Lehi? That should have been the first red flag.

    I go in to drop off my pretty shoes, and am greeted by rows and rows of men's boots. What I was not greeted by was any employee who would help me. Red flag #2. Finally the owner stops talking to his friend, sighs, and asks what I want. Not only was he not wearing lederhosen like Gepetto, but was clad in a leather vest and cowboy boots. Yeah, he's going to know what to do with a high heel. I show him my shoe with its simple repair, and he picks it up like he has never seen a high heel before. He says that it looks like it will be a very difficult repair, and asks if I like to shop since I will likely have to buy a new pair of shoes. Red flag #3. I should have grabbed my shoes at that point and run away, but it was too late. So he takes my shoe, rips out the lining while I'm standing there, and starts poking at the heel from the inside. Now I'm no cobbler, but who does that?? He then tells me to come back in a week and he'll "see what he can do," and gives me this ticket:

    Fancy, right? That word you can't read is "black," and that is supposed to identify the black shoes that I brought in. I come back the following week, and show him my ticket so I can pick up my shoes. He searches all over and can't find my shoes. He says this is strange because he had clearly written on my ticket that I had brought in a black pair of shoes. Clearly. He finally finds them buried under a pair of boots with who knows what on them, and says that he hasn't started working on them yet, but that he'll hurry and "put them in the machine" while I wait. So he puts them in this old fashioned crank that I swear is used to make horsehoes, and I hear my shoe being crushed. I want to cry. He finally takes them out of the machine after smashing all of the nails inside, and then says that he can't fix them. I was thisclose to stabbing him in the eye with my now mangled heel. Please note the before picture, and this is what I ended up with:If you can't tell, those are nails sticking straight up. I realize I am partially to blame for dropping my shoes off at a saw mill, but come on! So just to be clear, the name of the shop is Lucky Sole, and I would appreciate it you would all join me in writing nasty reviews on the interweb. If anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be the one in DSW silently weeping while buying a new pair of kicks.

    We're So Not Related


    The other night, I was talking to Melinda on the phone. She asked what I was doing and I was so excited to tell her about my new labelmaker and all the labels I was in the process I was making. It was so much fun! You can choose different sizes, different fonts . . . and then you push the print button and out comes this laminated label.

    Melinda on the other end, "We're so not related."

    I've since bought one for work and am giddy about making more labels. Who knew you could buy label tape in white, clear, and an assortment of colors . . . wahoo! Livin' La Vida Loca as a single gal over here.

    Monday, June 8, 2009

    Where the Boys Are - Part I

    Get excited . . . Melinda and I are starting a new series where from time to time we will share our restaurant finds for lunch. Not just any lunch spots, but the ones we have discovered where all the boys are at too. Where the boys are you will usually find generous portions, moderate prices and really good food. We feel like this is a service for all the single ladies out there . . . you’re welcome.



    Our first recommendation is Marley’s restaurant in the Lindon Harley Davidson store. They have tons of tables outside, yummy gourmet sliders inside and lots of motorcycle parking to boot. Who wouldn’t love that place. We’ve been here before and tried salmon, turkey and regular burgers. We were back again to try some more mini burgers and fries. And another favorite . . . crushed ice from the soda machine. So if you're down in Happy Valley, stop by for some mini fries. . . boys and bikes.

    Sunday, June 7, 2009

    I Wet the Bed


    Picture this: I'm stumbling to bed last night, tired and disoriented because I've just woken up from falling asleep on my couch...when I discover that the comforter on my bed has a little wet spot on it. The culprit? An overturned water bottle I had thrown on the bed earlier in the day - that I apparently had only loosely capped. As I peeled the comforter up I discovered the problem was much deeper. Who knows how long it had been leaking, but my blanket, sheets, and foam pad were all soaked - right in the middle where I lie down!

    Ugh... so instead of drifting cozily off to dreamland late, I found myself taking off all my bedding, putting my wet comforter in the dryer, and putting a new set of sheets on my bed. At least now I'm better prepared for motherhood when one of my children actually wets the bed. And needless to say, I was warm and dry when I finally got to sleep!

    Friday, June 5, 2009

    Internet Curiosity


    Sometimes the stuff I read on the internet embarasses me.  Yesterday I clicked on a link on MSN titled "Gay Penguin Pair Raising Chick."  

    But come on, aren't you a little bit curious, too??  I guess it makes sense that some penguins are gay since they're always so well dressed.  (get it??)

    And In 10 Seconds I Lost Some of My Resale Value

    Measuring stuff is hard!! I'm no math major, but I know how to add and subtract. But give me a measuring tape measured in sixteenths, and I'm not so hot.   

    So why I thought I could drill holes in my cabinets for knobs is beyond me. Especially when I've only used a drill once before in my entire life. So why not just start drilling into a nice new cabinet, where any screw-ups are irreversible?? Sure, that sounds like a fine plan!  

    Here's the first hole I drilled. You can see that I missed my mark just a little bit. Now I have a nice, unfixable hole in my cabinet (although you have to admit the hole itself is perfectly symmetrical).

    The second hole was rough as well. But eventually I got into a drilling groove and I got the hang of it.

    To add insult to injury, my washer and dryer arrived today. I had made sure to measure the width to ensure they fit in my laundry room. Apparently I didn't pay enough attention to the height and depth as I should have. Look at how my washer DWARFS my dryer.


    I share this so the world can learn from my mistakes. When measuring stuff, call in someone who's comfortable with fractions!

    Thursday, June 4, 2009

    Wait For It

    One of my hobbies/addictions is going out to eat. I try really hard to be good and not go out so much, but I will always accept a lunch or dinner invitation. It's just more fun than staying in! So if that makes me wrong, I don't want to be right!

    But this also means that I have spent a fair share of my time waiting in line to get into said restaurants. Now, there are certain restaurants that I will wait in line for all night if that's what it takes. (I'm talking to you, delightful Mandarin in Bountiful!) But if I'm going to wait, the food and service had better be pretty spectacular.

    So today, I went to lunch at a restaurant that shall remain nameless, but it rhymes with this:

    They are a fairly new restaurant, so I'm willing to cut them some slack. But this was ridiculous.

    1:00--We arrive.

    1:10--We are greeted and seated (hey, that rhymed!).

    1:30--Our orders are taken.

    2:01--Our food is delivered.

    2:12--Food is inhaled since we've already been gone from work for an hour and 12 minutes.

    2:30--Server drops off our bills.

    2:31--See that server has added 18% gratuity. For a party of six.

    2:45--Server runs cards and collects 18% gratuity. Well played server, well played.

    And to add insult to injury, there was never one apology issued, or any explanation for the delay. So my friend walked out with her drink. And their fancy glass.

    Can anyone top this? What's the longest you've ever waited in line for food, and was it worth it?

    Wednesday, June 3, 2009

    What I Heart Right Now


    These are things that I am LOVING right now . . .

    1. My clean garage . . . check this out! All winter long I had boxes of shelving units that were waiting until spring so I could organize my garage and get everything off the floor. Last Saturday was the big day. My cute Dad pretty much spent the entire day helping me build shelves . . . organize . . . and then he worked on my lawn. My neighbor, Jerry, thought we did a pretty good job too. . . . thanks Dad! (Those with good eyes, note what favorite thing of mine gets it's own shelf)

    2. Welch's Grape Soda . . . I don't know what it is, but this fizzy grape goodness tastes so good for my little nightcap at the end of the day. Note. . . WalMart carries an off brand of grape soda. Accept no substitutes . . . Harmon's (of course) always hooks me up with the good stuff.

    3. The Bachelorette . . . Not just the show, but the next day recaps from Lincee and Entertainment Weekly are the absolute best! It makes this guilty pleasure even better!

    4. Girls Camp . . . This is definitely an odd one for my list because I HATE camping. I went to Girls Camp once as a youth so my payback is being a leader . . . many times. As soon as we started planning our ward camp and we were able to get a cabin . . . not just a cabin . . . but when I heard the word, "Jacuzzi" I was in! As leaders we are joking (sort of) that we want the girls in bed by 9 so we can enjoy some time by ourselves. But, seriously, it's been fun to work with an enthusiastic group of women that are excited to make a difference at camp with our cute girls. We'll see if it's still on my Love List in a month.

    5. So You Think You Can Dance . . . I like the audition process streamlined so we can just get to the dancing . . . take a lesson American Idol. It's getting good.

    6. Strawberry season . . . I love these luscious berries. We put them in salads, have strawberry shortcake and one of my favorite ways to use strawberries is to make strawberry lemonade. It works for those berries are not quite as fresh, but still good.

    Tuesday, June 2, 2009

    Another One Just For Kristen...

    I don't know why I keep finding license plates with words you hate/think are funny, but here's the latest. I'm currently looking for one that says, "Healthful." Please enjoy! Good day.

    Is it Just Me...

    ...Or do auto-flush toilets scare anyone else? At work we have mostly regular flushing toilets, but some restrooms have the auto-flush. They catch me off-guard every time; mostly because a) I can never remember which type of toilet I have, and b) I have no idea WHEN it's going to flush!