Run Redrock

So I've already committed myself to my next adventure: the Redrock Relay.

12 people. 24 hours. 180 miles.

Awesome, right?????

I can't wait! We have a super sweet team! I've even talked my dear husband into joining!

I'm excited to spend time with everyone and hopefully watch a potential romance unfurl!!!! It'll be like our very own reality show!!

But in the meantime, we need 2 volunteers to help out at aid stations along the way and 2 big ass vans or SUV's to transport our team and gear. Anyone??????

Spamalot

There's no denying this girl's heritage. She's a true Polynesian! Feasting on Spam, eggs, and rice. Breakfast of champions as far as I'm concerned!

PS

I have NO idea why she thinks that smiling for the camera includes her squinting her eyes. She's a special child sometimes...

Ogden Marathon May 15, 2010

All those months of training have finally come to an end...for now! All I can think about is my next race. My next marathon. My next endurance event. Running the Ogden Marathon was one of the best things that's ever happened to me, and definitely one of the most excruciatingly painful!

When you have a child, the doctors pump you full of drugs and pain killers. During a marathon, you have nothing to help ease the pain of exhaustion, dehydration, and fatigue. All you've got is Powerade, water, and a few gel packs if you're lucky.

But similar to pregnancy and child birth, crossing the finish line after having run 26.2 miles is one of the most wonderful, invigorating, and joyous moments of your life. And again, if you're lucky, you'll have your entire family there, waiting to hug, kiss, and high-five the crap outta you!

I don't want this post to be too incredibly long, but I've decided to break down the marathon by mileage as well as include a description of the pre and post race events. So without further ado, I give you, The Ogden Marathon Weekend!

Race Expo
About a week ago, Stephanie lent me the book My Life on the Run. It's written by Bart Yasso, Chief Running Officer of Runner's World magazine, Running USA Hall of Champions inductee, and all around running bad ass! His book was so inspirational that you could imagine my delight when I found out that the legend himself would be at the Ogden expo. The perfect way to start my marathon!

Team Inspiration Dinner
Carbo loading on pasta, the team and I gathered together for one last hoorah before our big adventure. We got some great advice from Coach Dave and also heard from some cancer survivors who's lives we were hoping to help with the $77,000 our team raised. GO TEAM!

Day of: 4am-7am
Running on nerves and pure adrenaline, it didn't even phase me that I had barely gotten 2 hours of sleep that night. I was so excited, scared, and ready to run this thing. Ry dropped me off at the shuttle stop and wished me luck. Since he had been researching the race route and spectator spots the night before, he informed me that he may not be able to get up the canyon at all to cheer me on until about mile 23. The roads would be closed for the race and Ry didn't really know how else to get up there. I was pretty disappointed but gave him a kiss and told him I'd just see him when I could.

With that, I loaded the bus with some team mates and made the long ascent up the canyon to the starting line. And let me tell you, it was a long-ass bus ride! As we're driving, I'm getting even more antsy and nervous. We just kept driving and driving! Finally, about 45 minutes later, we arrive at the starting line. No going back now!

Starting Gun 7am
At the starting line, there were a bunch of different pace flags that participants we supposed to line up behind according to their anticipated mile pace. The flags started at 6 minute miles and went in 1 minute increments all the way up to 10. Since there was no "Just Finish!" pace flag, some team mates and I lined up behind all the 10 minuters. And then the gun went off...

Mile 1-5
Took me a while to warm up. Being up in the canyon, it was pretty chilly. So, it took me a while to get my blood circulating as well as get into my running groove. I also had to pee super bad by the second mile. Good news though, I didn't have to poo myself, which I was really nervous about since I still hadn't unloaded all that pasta from the night before. TMI?

Mile 5-13
Finally finding my groove, I locked into my stride and cruised into the half way point, about 2 minutes per mile quicker than I thought! And what to my wandering eyes did appear as I circled around the 13.1 mile aid station??? A mohawked Ryan, bedecked in his purple Team Claire shirt!I was so surprised to see him since he really made it sound like he wouldn't be able to make it up the canyon to see me due to the road closures. But, there he was!!! And there I was! Mile 13 and I felt as cool as a cucumber. Even Ry was impressed at the ease in which I cruised into the water stop. I grabbed some water, gave Ry a kissy, then went on my merry way!

Mile 13-17
This was the most stressful part of the course. Time restrictions required that all runners make it to mile 17 by 11am. That's about 4 hours to get from Eden to the mouth of Ogden canyon. As I'm cruising down, I'm making great time and only have about 1 more mile to go. I come around the bend of Pineview Reservoir and about a half mile away, I can make out a purple mass. Then, I hear the yelling and shouting begin. It's my whole family! I make it to mile 17 with loud cheers, high-fives, and even a victory tunnel provided by Team Claire! I give Lollipop a kiss for good luck then take off again. Turns out, Lolli was sad to see me go. Having waited around for me for about an hour, she wasn't happy with getting to see Mama for only about 2 minutes. Poor girl!

Mile 17-21
Coming off the high from seeing my family at mile 17, I felt all right starting my descent through the canyon. But at about mile 19, I felt my body start breaking down. Mile 20, my skin started clamming up and I could feel bile creep up the back of my throat. I knew it was coming. And sure enough...

Mile 21
I HIT THE WALL!!!! It was all I could do to drag my lifeless body to the aid station at mile 21. A military volunteer held out some water for me and instead of grabbing the cup, I clung to her hand. She wrapped her arm around waist, held me up, and helped me walk over to a chair. I chugged a bunch of water, took another gel pack, and tried to catch my breath. The volunteer was so sweet. She kept asking me if I needed anything or if I needed her to call anyone for help. After a few minutes, I summoned up every ounce of strength I had left, thanked the volunteers, and continued down the canyon to finish it.

Mile 21-23
Not too long after my leaving the aid station, I saw a purple shirt running toward me. Coach Dave!!! I could practically see his wings and halo, as he was surely heaven sent!!!! If Coach Dave hadn't gotten there just in time, I probably would have called it quits. After hitting the wall at 21, I honestly didn't have much left in me, regardless of how badly I wanted to finish. With Coach Dave at my side, encouraging me and taking my mind off the pain surging through my body, he got me out of the canyon and to my awaiting fans.

Mile 23
Team Claire was out in full force!!!! I even got a custom made sign! It's amazing what a tube of lipstick and a pair of bare baby buns can do for your morale! With the support and cheers from Team Claire, I got my second wind and rushed off to complete the last 5k of the race.

Last 5k
Running through town, I actually caught up with one of my team captains and another team member. We walked together for about the next 2 miles when I finally found the strength and will power to start running again and finish strong. About a mile out, I started picking up speed. At this point in the game, a 13 minute mile was pretty darn fast for me!!!! I just wanted to be done with this stupid race!!!!!!

Final Stretch
Those last .2 miles are BRUTAL!!!!! Luckily, running right through town, I was met by cheering spectators who lined the streets. In tears, I pushed and pushed closer to the finish line. I could see the mob of purple up ahead. My family.

Around me, I hear other team mates who had already finished, shouting my name.

Closer. Closer. Almost there.

I can see my husband. I can hear my uncle.

The announcer congratulates the runner in front of me who has just finished.

Crying. Sobbing. Balling. I'm in pain. I'm ecstatic.

I cross the finish line.

If you asked me at that very moment if I'd ever run another marathon again, I'd laugh in your face, between all my hacking and coughing, and tell you "hell no!" But now that I'm rested, re-hydrated, and back to my right frame of mind, I can't wait to do another one!

All the training, all the suffering, and all the blisters were more than worth it.

At this point in my life, running my first marathon was the absolute most difficult and challenging thing I've ever done. But up there with graduating college, marrying my husband, and having my daughter, running my first marathon was also one of my absolute greatest life accomplishments.

And to everyone who helped me get here, I can't thank you enough. I'm indebted to you for your love, encouragement, donations, and support that you lent throughout this entire journey. I am forever grateful. I couldn't have done it without you.




Until my next marathon...

26.2

How you like them apples?!?!?

Of course, I'll divulge all the gory details later. I'm so exhausted, it's all I can do to keep myself from passing out across this keyboard.

I'm gonna go die now.

The Final Countdown

Nearly 6 months of training have come down to this; in just 2 day's time, I'll be running the Ogden Marathon.

I. Can't. Believe. It.

During my short run yesterday evening, I started thinking about this entire experience.

After I had my daughter a couple years back, I was a fat mess. I continued to eat like I was still pregnant, and I continued to not exercise like I was still on bed rest. Finally, after about a year, I got my butt in gear...barely.

I trotter back into LA Boxing and started off on the treadmill, running only 30 second intervals mixed with 2 minutes of walking. One day, I got really brave and decided to actually join one of the kick boxing classes. Mistake. I just about died!!! I couldn't even make it through the warm up!

All my life, I've been active. Whether I was in dance or playing sports, I was always doing some sort of physical activity. Struggling through the boxing warm up was humiliating. I need to make a drastic change.

I started running more earnestly with the intent of running a 5k. I remember the first day I ran one whole mile without stopping. It took me nearly 20 minutes, but I did it!

Then I remember the first time I completed 5k on the treadmill. Just like my 20 minute mile, it took me FOREVER to complete 5k since I had to walk a good portion of it. But again, I did it!

I never actually ran an official 5k race, but I continued to improve my time and even transitioned to training outdoors. About a month into it, I was able to run the ENTIRE 5k without stopping or walking. It was then that I received a mailer about TNT.

At first glance, I figured that a half-marathon was WAY more than I could even dream of doing. Not when I was barely staying above water with a simple 5k. But for some reason, I couldn't quite bring myself to just toss the mailer in the garbage. Instead, I hung it on the fridge and looked at it everyday.

I continued to become more and more comfortable in my running and after about another month, I decided I'd just attend the TNT informational meeting.

After meeting my team captains and other interested participants, I felt inspired. I actually went home and prayed about it and received the most wonderful and envigorating feeling. I could do it! It would be CRAZY hard work and probably be one of the most difficult things I'd ever do, but I KNEW I could do it!

I had originally decided to run the half-marathon, but when I sat down and really thought about it, I figured that if I was already gonna put in the time and effort to run a half, I might as well go the extra mile (pun intended!) and just do the full.

And thus began my journey, quite literally.

Each day, I trudged outside into the blistering cold to run my milage. And every Saturday morning, I drug myself out of bed to once again fight the elements and complete my long runs with the team.

And let me tell you, it most definitely was difficult. Even more difficult than I first imagined it would be. I complained. I injured myself. And I even just about crapped myself! But you know what? It was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Now, in just 2 day's time, the culmination of all my hard work and training will be put to the ultimate test. This Saturday, I will complete the Ogden Marathon. I may have to walk some of the 26.2 miles, but I will cross that finish line. And I thank all of you for helping me do so.

Your encouragement, support, and love has literally gotten me out of bed in the morning. Without the support of my friends in family, I wouldn't have been able to do it.

I love you all and I'm so happy that you're here with me to share in this experience.

See you at the finish line!

Happy Valley???

Guest blogger, Justin Schoenrock, comments on recent criminal activity as reported on KSL.

Justin is a single, 30-something, massage therapist with a 6 pack. Any single ladies out there wanna holler, let a sister know. I'll hook you up!!!

*******DISCLAIMER: If you find Justin's post offensive, controversial, and/or you take it all too seriously, that is a clear sign that you are way too uptight and need to pull your head out yo' ace! Enjoy!*******

Hey you people (yeah I said "you people"), Claire is the best blogger I know and you should all read her stuff and post good comments so she can get rich.

Now, to the subject at hand.

I, like you, am shocked and outraged at the news report of the infestation of evil that has pervaded our quiet community of Jesus loving saints. The recent shooting has rocked the very foundation of our society and I fear our bubble soon will burst. How could this happen in America?

If you have not yet heard, let me fill you in: Yesterday, May 8, 2010, our rights were threatened once again as a man exiting Smith's grocery store in Provo, Utah was shot dead by the same Gang that beat up Chris Lauridsen. I have not bothered to read the KSL news article so I have to assume a lot here, namely, Provo Police Department hates America.

America is a land of freedom. Freedom to possess firearms and drink beer. Sure he was stealing the beer but sometimes you just need a beer, you know? You're gonna kill a guy over beer?!

UPDATE: Okay I just read the article and apparently the officers had no choice in that situation and I would have done the same thing myself. I do want to mention here that despite their excellent police work, the gang that the officers belong to- one of the most notorious gangs I know of based in Provo- do continue to beat the hell out of people for no good reason. See the article here.

Let's not return violence with violence, but dammit, let's always stand up for those who have been wronged by gangsters. They shouldn't be able to get away with it. But every time we allow them to, we give up more of our rights and fail to uphold the constitution along with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!

God bless,

Justin

The Moron List

This article from US Weekly reports that Time magazine included Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag in their list of Least Influential People of 2010.

Geeze, didn't see that coming!!!

What the heck are you even famous for? Being famous????? Just like Paris Hilton.

I swear, Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag's plastic surgeries are gonna be the downfall of Western civilization. Maybe Tori Spelling, too.

Other non-influential peeps that made the list include Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, MJ's doctor, Conrad Murray, cyclist Floyd Landis, Octomom Nadya Suleman, and former reality star Jon Gosselin.

I particularly like what they write in reference to the founder of Myspace, Tom Anderson:

"Have you clicked on MySpace lately? It's like you wandered into some section of Las Vegas that's so seedy it should be in Tampa. You can get venereal diseases just from logging on."

I particularly like what they write in reference to the founder of Myspace, Tom Anderon You know who else is missing from the list? Weird Al Yankovic, Brooke Hogan, Lil Mama, and Charlie Sheen.

Who would you add to the list of most uninfluential people?

Chumomally

The other night, Ry found some nice Bath and Body Works lotion in the cupboard, and he decided to open it.

He pumped some into his hand and lathered up. The aroma was smooth and relaxing.

I asked him what kind of lotion it was and he responded,

"Black Chu...Chumomally?"

I kind of snickered at the silly name and told him to pass the bottle so I could read it for myself.

This was the bottle:



























CHAMOMILE!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Chumomally!!! I was rolling on the floor, crying in fits of laughter.

The next day, I was telling my mom the story in the car and started laughing hysterically before I could even get the words out. When I was finally able to spit it out, she almost had to pull the car over cuz she was laughing so hard, too!

Man, that crap is funny!

Guess you had to be there...