Another gunting...

saya amat suka berceramah agama untuk semua orang terutama to Kak Red, itu hak saya, saya bertauliah untuk memberi ceramah.

Tetapi saya juga suka tengok blog orang yang ada gambar bogel-bogel ittew.

Had phone conversation wt abang duda hensem about this issue. Korang rasa, apa pendapat ko?

Ko menyalak2 kata ko bertauliah pastu ko layan gambo gitu. huh??

Yang suka plagiarise entry aku, think twice ye!!!

**Edit on sun nite: Yang ceramah ialah orang yang kononnya bertauliah memberi ceramah, bukan si duda hensem. Orang yang sama gunakan entry2 aku utk maki aku lam entry dia. Dan orang yang sama utk entry Gunting Dalam Lipatan.

Gunting dalam lipatan...

The Lancome in the box, is the latest gift from a fren, he or she wants to remain anonymous. Thank you fren, i appreciate so much.

Anw, i wanna talk something serious today.

I found out, some people come to my blog and be nice to me but when they go back to their blog, they make one bloody entry bout the 'issue' that i talk. u know?

Contoh gini: dia baca entry Perfume hari ni, dia bagi good comment dalam entry Perfume, and dia pi balik kat blog dia, and condemn aku gila2 indirectly bout the Perfume's entry. U got me?

Sungguh la gunting di dalam lipatan.

How do i know? No need to know the details but aku dah tangkap few entries bout my entries yang dia put in his blog.

N due to that, i put him and her into Lalat's label.

** aku tau kang japgi ramai le anto email nak tau sapa sipolan itu, i will not entertain yr question. Tocey.

Y??

some ppl are busy wt their love life, so tu pasal korang x nampak sipolan kat sini.

some ppl are busy wt their misunderstanding judgement, tu pasal anto YM bukan2

some ppl comes to my blog not bcoz to give comments but to read my story, so why does it matter you???

some ppl claimed they are busy, superbuzy, bih aku ni x busy ke??

tazkirah arini. aku nak pi masak la...

Ketuk pintu, bagi salam...

i dont really spend so much on food. not so pemakan person.

sebenarnya aku kadang2 rimas jadi red diva, ada satu cerita yang aku sungguh2 x percaya boleh jadi gak kat aku yang nobody ini.

kisahnya sipolan kepoh yang entah sesapa itu telah mengYM sipolan seorang yang aku kenali.

antara soalan yang sipolan kepoh tanya kat sipolan yang kukenali:

1. Best tak jumpa red diva?

2. Best tak makan ngan red diva?

3. Red Diva bayar? Berapa ringgit makan semua tu?

untuk sipolan kepoh yang nicknya something like Lyn or is it Lin or entah apa2 lah, let me tell you something.

if u wanna ask something bout myself, come to me directly. so fine u are so shy to talk to me, but what the heck and what the point for u asking BERAPA RINGGIT MAKAN SEMUA TU???

u got problem wt that?? u wanna pay for me? kalau engkau kenal sipolan yang ko YM tanyakan tu takpe jugak, ini minah tu pun hagham x kenal engkau. Ni la antara anasir2 yang aku rasa engkau ni pun one of the lalats.

camni la ye, ari2 aku dapat lalats nya comments, kalau ikut gila leh ari2 aku melenting, tp aku x layan buat bebal till once in a blue moon, menyirap jugak lah darah kat benak ni kan sampai kuor la entry2 yang hangat last wk. this time around, if i got to know bout what comments that u give or macam ada sesuatu jer, n of cos if i hear this, i will just blog bout it.

at the end, u love reading my entry.

oh btw, this is tomyam putih, my fav, small portion but harganya utk aku makan anak beranak. mahal pasai kedainya pun mahal, tp aku kena beli gak coz aku dah teringin rindukan tomyamnya yg sangat2 sedap itu.

n kalau nak tau harganya, do come and talk to me, ask me, jangan nak pi ikut pintu belakang rumah orang pi tanya kain dalam orang!

His 2 cents...

one of the comments from one of you...


1. Ko mengucap 2 kalimah syahadah, do the person yg ko kata kafir tuh tak mengucap 2 kalimah syahadah?

2. tinggi sangatkah iman ko sampai boleh kata orang kafir? kalau ko mengaku iman ko tinggi ko dah riak. so riak tuh ciri-ciri orang apa? kalau iman ko tak tinggi atas alasan apa ko nak kata org kafir?

3. orang alim tak baling batu sembunyi tangan. kalau ko nak perang perkara-perkara kejahatan sekali pun(which is aku tak nampak pun apa yang jahat) ko tak sembunyikan diri ko sebab apa? sebab ko menegakkan kebenaran? takat baling batu sembunyi tangan tuh dayus, pengecut dan Rasulullah tak pernah ajar mcm tuh.

4. blog sama seperti rumah orang. ko datang blog org sama mcm ko pergi rumah org. mana adab ko? itu yang ko kata alim lebai bagai? ko cermin dulu diri ko sebelum sesedap jari jemari ko nak menaip. besok-besok kat padang mahsyar sok ko jawab la!

So beautiful...

to my dear readers,

again..... i thank you for your comments, emails and sms. just cant reply to all of it.

cantiknya awan....mendung sejuk tenang. tapi kat bawah menjerit2 bunyik honk, siren ambulan polis bagai.

same goes wt yr red diva, kak red or red mummy, she looks so strong, wt kids bz bee wt her personal life, career, blogging, but....deep inside?

For lalats aka anon or u claim yrself as Lebai....atau siapa2pun anda wt so many different nicks...

Please think thousand of times before click the comments button. Jari yang menaip memang angkuh mengata mengeji saya, tetapi jari itu yang akan menjawab bila ucapan KAFIR LAKNATULLAH awak berikan kepada seorang islam. I never tot that agama boleh jadi mainan, Blog's rule, and human rule of coz if u are muslimin or muslimah u would never use those kind of words.


Mak awak tak lahirkan dan jadikan awak sebagai manusia yang dah rosak perangai macam awak ni, tetapi kalau itu jalan yang awak pilih, jadi manusia paling hina buang batu sembunyi tangan dalam blog saya yang merah ini, sedikit demi sedikit u will get the payback.

I just have few more words for u, for the hurt that u gave me and my family, witness by my thousands of readers...

I will not forgive u for the rest of yr life hingga di akhir nafasmu, akan hazablah jasad kau di dalam sana. I will not forgive u for the comments that u gave me, for the kafir laknatullah that u just commented, i give it back to you. if it s not today, my God will definitely give u a lesson, either tomorrow or soon, either to yr family or to yr husband wife kids and worst still, to yr goodself.

I will never forgive you, wt the name of my God Allah's name, i m cursing you.

Remember this, for every steps u are breathing in this world, i will not forgive u. never and never.

sabar ada batasnya!

all this while i never really bother about those lalats yg buat hal kat sini. lumrah dunia kan, manusia memang ada hasad dengki kianat. tak boleh nak cakap ape la kan... just deal with it. for me as simple as what comes around goes around!

but till this morning when she forwarded me one of the comments that make me wrote this entry!

the comment said something bad about me, yes me sirman aka ashterix, of cos about my bini, about our lifestyle and worst he/she leh cakap we all ni cam kafir laknatullah!!!

WTF! come on! that was way out of the limit guys! be careful with who you messing with...

aku rasa banyak kali dah bini aku cakap blog ni pasal our personal life. so tell me which part of it yang korang tak paham!!! yang korang nak sibuk apa pasal??? kalo tak suka baca boleh berambus! takde sapa paksa korang melepak kat sini!
what is your fucking problem???

so to lebai or whatever your name is and to lalats or anon yg carik pasal kat sini!!!
you guys better disappear cos you're no longer can hide. this time i'll make sure i find you all!


the hunt begins...

- sirman aka ashterix
http://ashterix.blogspot.com/

Yucksss!!!

terima kasih pada makcik kiah yang berborak sakan ngan aku sampai aku terkulat2 mata ngantuk kat opis... kalo tau baik aku layan DVD tau, suka ko kan!! .... tapi takper citer yang makcik kiah gesek, mana2 movie pun x de.

ding dong arini aku sambung balik kemas rombak my office.

cuba teka aku jumpa apa?

i found this!!!

evidence ni, harus kena simpan. Bithcybitchyo is reading my blog, u think i can forget u?

Hari Lalat Sedunia...

I found this in one of my previous entry, sent by one of my active readers.

to anon..... tiket ko ke neraka nanti aku courierkan ekk... hahahahaha

but i also like this one, my kakak's comment in Ziana's blog...

tp kalo kita wat sakitkan hati org....bila peluang kita nk minta maaf??????
esok? ada ke esok utk kita?

terhutang sampai akhirat tau..issshhh.....jari tu saksi nanti tu...issshhhh...

Dear anon @ lalats,

arini aku baik ati. Hari ni aku announce Hari Lalat Sedunia!!! arini aku bagi can korang nak maki hamun nak vavavakan aku diva merah yang korang antikan sangat, semua comments korang nanti aku publish. arini je tau...ari lain ikut mood aku ek.

anw kan, bila korang nak buat blog antireddiva.blogspot.com or ihateredmummy.blogspot.com or reddivaperasan.blogspot.com - x de org register lagi la. Hiks.

Halahai....sian la korang ni. So have a pleasant Hari Lalat Sedunia!!!

Huhuuu....!!

So what s yr problem wt me then? i had enaf stupid Monday yesterday, bad weekends, some colleagues tried to be so 'good' and skang u the anonymous, pi serang blog adik2 aku pulak?

being diva, i m getting these:

1. be loved by everyone.
2. anonymous aka lalats hate me so much.


the more u hate me, lagi red diva la aku.

readers - it s not me need yr advise, let s just boooo to this anon!

Kesian...

i was angry....

when i read the comments in my 2 little bloggers sisters..

coz they know i will not publish their comments here, so they make noice in my 2 sisters blogs.

but now

i feel sad for the anonymous.
i feel the anonymous need some helps.
i think the anonymous, has black heart.


yucks!

My dear readers...

aku geli ngan 2 benda ni bila blogging... anonymous palat tu satu. user wt gmail account but only meant for bagi comment palat pun satu.so aku pakai shortcut - yang 2 di atas, kompem dok trashbin. tak yah pikiq panjang, ati pun senang, penat byk mana ko anto pun, aku click 'reject' je.

just had my lunch at 430pm!!! done my final appraisal wt momo before he cabut for good, 1 whole day keje cam nak rak wt the 'future'. i want to pamper and reward myself. shopping? i need a fren to dinner with tonite...

One lonely and stupid stranger!!!

Memandangkan kau banyak sangat masalah nak semua orang tau masalah kau, and kau suka orang baca masalah kau dengan sms yang merepek2 itu, jadi sinilah tempatnya. Ko dok kaco orang yang x kenal apesal? NAK ANTO MASALAH, PI KAT BERSAMA MAK MERAH BUKAN MERAPU2 X KIRA PAGI X KIRA SIANG X KIRA ORANG TENGAH TIDO!!!

guys - this bloody lady, is so lonely, she loves to speak n sms wt the strangers, so MIK KO!!!!

+6012 248 3079

Nurliana @ Yana

22 years old

3 kali aku sound jangan kaco aku, ko degil,so silakan menjawab!

Bila angin pun datang...

aku tido at 3am, woke up at 6am. very nice... huh!

sambil breakfast, abang nyembang kosong wt sirman. gegirl still bongkang. aku anto gegirl dulu to mom and baru anto abang this time. his final exam was maths pagi tadi. dengan ini, abang - exam dah abih, sok ponteng, mummy bagi cuti. rabu masuk kelas balik, ada ejaan cam biasa.

keje aku x putus-putus. ada banyak 'utang' keje yg aku x siap2kan lagi.

kepala aku ni ting tong, tengok anon bagi palat dalam blog ni, lagi buat aku meluat. sekali aku sumpah kau kang!

dah kol 8 mlm br aku cabut dr opis, itupun bila aku tengok side aku dah x de orang, kalo ada geng mau aku stayback lg wpun pala dok pusing2.

Entah apa yang aku makan pun lalu kat tekak jer. i m so not in the mood selagi ada je yang pending.

Off to sleep.

Special note ni utk anonymous aka lalats, readers ku yang lain baik hati budi pekerti, abaikan pesanan penaja ini. Kalau apapun kau x suka aku nye barang dalam blog ni, apa kau sibuk, bapak engkau bagi makan ke? Hoi, laki aku yang ada kuasa kat aku, bukan ko, harta umah aku, harta aku!!! Memang saje nak carik pasal. Blog aku ni ada cop mohor besar palahotak engkau ke?

Currently reading...

For the mother...

For the children...

i would like to recommend 'get your own blog and own life' story book, which you can get from lalats and anonymous dot blogspot .

sian...sangat kesian. :P

Dari mana datangnya SIRMAN...

Dear Dirty & Smelly Anonymous,

i wanted to post this entry next week, but i guess someone should learn on how to respect me as a wife to a man, u are not my husband, pls click X on yr right windows, this blog doesnt need you here. This blog is about my life, not yr life, so pls leave my blog now!!! I dont use yr money, so jangan menyibuk jaga tepi kain skirt suor baju aku, apa aku nak pakai is none of your business. My business is to blog bout myself bout the RED DIVA, so kalo ko nak menyibuk bout myself, do open yr own blog and talk bout me in your blog. Stupid Idiot! hahahahahaha!!!

Sirman is pronounced as ser man.

not sirman as wt i.

he has a very unique name, u know his name from this news article.

aku banyak baca blogs orang yg namakan lakinya my baby, my hubby bla bla bla...

at first i put it Sir..my sir and he is my man so aku tambahlah jadi SIRMAN.

and nama tu kekal till now.

i dont call him Sirman in our real life, though.

the funny thing is when ppl read my blog, and bumped into him, orang leh panggil dia Sirman. yes, that name dah melekat kat dia...from my blog sampai ke dunia luar.

it s a very unique nickname, indeed. As long as i m happy, he is happy wt that nick.

The final Friday...

she gave me the sogo's brouchures few days ago. she just want this toy. toy tu meant for baby, not for her, even she is our little baby, but toy tu still utk baby! pagi petang siang malam, x kira celik mata or nak pi tido, dia tetap nakkan this doll.

Mummy is bz to get this doll, jual kat Sogo, i dont hv time to go to that area.

2,3 ari lepas, I bought few pressies for my little diva and my little sirman. Abang's turn is nxt month but budak2 kang merajuk kalo adik dpt adiah, yet abang melopong nengok. The Isetan ppl sibuk do the wrapping for the pressies, again, i hv no time to wrap the adiah2 tu...let s them do their free jobs for me.

But today, Ms Bunga went to Sogo, i told her if she can get me the doll that gegirl idamkan sangat, would be very much appreciated.

Ms Bunga came back to office, wt the doll, no need to pay kak red, it s my bday present for yr little diva.


Gegirl - everyone loves you, u got yr doll already!

Traffic jam to NST's office yesterday. . Sirman is melepaking next to me, he is tired wt the long trip that he has to face everyday. The moment that he saw this Kia Rio - copek2 dia snap the photo and told me - roll it in yr blog!

Kata suami jangan diderhakai.

Excuse me again, I have a dinner that I need to attend, I have a party that I need to go, I m gonna have 1 full weekend.

Reminder to encik daddy: hv u got the pressies for yr little gf?

VVIP the informer...

i was approched by someone via emails and phone calls. I never expect this will come. so i read and listen, terbuntang2 mata aku dibuatnya - very the hot and sensation!

it s not enough. a meeting need to be set up.

a lunch under the roof of klcc, the shoes, the talking the story telling.

nak pendekkan citer...

mana sangka someone 'close' to this lalat, comes forward and told me about it, wt lots of evidences...


Thank you for the super duper VVIP - very good information, indeed!

I want this blog back as normal as can be, i know you want everything, the photos so on, carilah sendiri, gambar tu bersepah2 di alam maya, i have my own life, i have my own pride, i m not selling a story bout one cheap lalat in my blog, this blog is about my life, cukup2lah 5 ari kita diserang lalat sana sini.

bak kata seorang kakak yang amat kuhormati...

...memanglah semua benda di dunia ni hak Allah dan sebagai pinjaman buat kita, tetapi demi perasaan dan hak sementara itu, kita telah diamanahkan untuk menjaga dan melindunginya....jadi berjuanglah kita selagi daya!

I m so happy, and i got my smile back..

Let s rub off everything...

thank you for the bad streamyx connection that i had last nite, tarik selimut lagi sedap!

thank you for my left lens, rasa aku nak cabut jer but kang aku nampak korang aku ingat lalat lak

thanks for making my day everyone, wt hundreds of comments

thanks for the smses, the emails - since i m having stupid bad connection to access my yahoo mail from home, i will try to reply it asap, once it s up (sirman hav u dealed this wt the bugger TM?)

lastly - thanks for my super duper VVIP informer, i can buy the VVIP a lunch but the information that comes to me, is so MALATOPS!!!

i can now rest in peace, i m watching, im building up my wall and i m smiling to the lalat wt one look 'your secret will be out bit by bit...heheheheeheh'

and to everyone, dont expect to get the photos from here, this blog is a red diva's blog, blog ni sangat wangi, i m not going to put anything to fulfill yr needs, but .... there s always a but... :)

i want to remain silence and keep watching the stupid actions of the lalat...

You have an appointment tomorrow wt the Bersama Mak Merah, pls drop your problems to alompakagogo@yahoo.com , the readers will help u to listen, to read and to solve it...not me.

wow my frens have something that i dont have!!!

The unwanted feeling...

kalau satu kena cubit

3 pun terasa...

apatah lagi kalo satu dilukai

3 menanggung beban...

for our love

for our happiness

for our little kids

some of you may receive the emails, by tonight

some of you may receive the photos, by tonite

do whatever that you wanna do

since the lalat dok sakan x nak gak anto apologize email kan...

the husband has told you to back off, right?