Dec 1, 2008

Happy Birthday Devin!

These jokes are dedicated to you ;)

Pirate Jokes!

What's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization?
Spaaarrrta!

What is the best school for pirates to go to?
Harrrrrrrvard!
What kind of laundry detergent do pirates like best?
Tide!
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
Why did the pirate become a rapper?
Arrr, so he could get some more booty
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
Who is a pirate's favorite jungle hero?
TARRRRRrrzan!
What are the two letters on a pirate's keyboard?
AYE and ARRRR.
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
What is a pirate's favorite type of bird?
The CARRRrrdinal!
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!